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I guess I am, because I'm happy, and I'm a newgrounder. What about you?
I'm actually a loser who doesn't use memes.
"Censorship is telling a man that he cannot have a steak just because a baby cannot chew it." - Mark Twain
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!
Well I am pretty sneaky and I love Nintendo shit, so fuck yeah. ;D
Well, I am not Crazy, but my first name is William. Rather unimaginative, but I thought up the name back in High School, so meh.
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.
At 10/6/12 06:32 PM, Blazejsg wrote: Well I am fiercely hot.
Psh....HA-A------- and My initials are J.S.G.
No. I do not smoke.
I am not bizarre and my initials are not pmp
I am a liar... ;__;
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.
Not really. I'm more of a Bob.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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I still can't watch out what a Gagsy is. I guess I am whatever that is though.
I wish I could change it to Everyonehereisreallydumbandtakeseverythingwaytooseriousihate themall.
Maybe I outgrew all the idiotic kids here.
The sig that I'm wearin? Awesomely made by Skaren!
Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances