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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-17 23:56:33 Reply

Guddo neusu mina-san! Watasi kangaedasu kikai no norokyu kikoeru kore bun shinyo watashi no koe!

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-18 05:22:18 Reply

I've been creeping this board and have finally decided to make a comment...

uhm, well shit. What was I gonna say. On a humorous note I actually read, write, and speak Japanese at functions for the Japan-America Society of Washington, DC and I have to say, I have no fucking clue what you two are saying. I'm not saying, that you're not saying anything. I'm just saying, that what you're saying is not being understood by me. You know what I'm saying? 'Cause that's what I'm saying.

Then on a serious note, I honestly support what people want to do with their down time. Learning a new language can be looked at simply as a hobby. Something to pass the time and see the world in different ways, bring new meanings to words. Pick up exotic words that have no spoken English counterparts. It's an amazing thing, it can be fun. And I mean any language, I'd even encourage you guys to pick up some American Sign Language, or any other countries sign language.

You only get one brain to cram things in, and you only get it once. <3

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-18 05:24:15 Reply

country's**

Anyway. Message for the OP, as long as you're not charging an arm and a leg, I think that's pretty cool of you. I'd never have the patience.

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 20:41:26 Reply

With the help from my teacher, I have been able to learn some Japanese:

PUSH IO DOKO DA!

Ladies, contain your orgasms.

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 20:45:36 Reply

At 11/28/12 08:41 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: With the help from my teacher, I have been able to learn some Japanese:

PUSH IO DOKO DA!

Ladies, contain your orgasms.

You little fuck. It's pushi. CHinese can't pronounce si, they don't have it. Only shi. You're saying pussy in English the way they would pronounce it. Pushi o doko da

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 20:48:13 Reply

At 11/28/12 08:45 PM, saqwert wrote:
You little fuck. It's pushi. CHinese can't pronounce si, they don't have it. Only shi. You're saying pussy in English the way they would pronounce it. Pushi o doko da

I am sorry master, please forgive me.

Pushi o doko da.

Thank you for your guidance.

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 20:58:52 Reply

At 11/28/12 08:48 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote:
At 11/28/12 08:45 PM, saqwert wrote:
You little fuck. It's pushi. CHinese can't pronounce si, they don't have it. Only shi. You're saying pussy in English the way they would pronounce it. Pushi o doko da
I am sorry master, please forgive me.

Pushi o doko da.

Thank you for your guidance.

Cool stuff
but Call me esse instead of master though because in Japanese that means that I am like your superior or something. There's all sorts of respectful "honoriterums" (is what they're called) in Japanese

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 21:00:18 Reply

At 11/28/12 08:58 PM, saqwert wrote:
Cool stuff
but Call me esse instead of master though because in Japanese that means that I am like your superior or something. There's all sorts of respectful "honoriterums" (is what they're called) in Japanese

Or how about Sensei? That means teacher right? But if you want, then I will call you saqwert-esse

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 21:04:02 Reply

At 11/28/12 09:00 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote:
At 11/28/12 08:58 PM, saqwert wrote:
Cool stuff
but Call me esse instead of master though because in Japanese that means that I am like your superior or something. There's all sorts of respectful "honoriterums" (is what they're called) in Japanese
Or how about Sensei? That means teacher right? But if you want, then I will call you saqwert-esse

No you're confusing Chinese with Japanese. Sensei is a purely Chinese word that only idotas negras (unintelligent foreigners in Japanese) would use. Also honoriterums go at the beginning of one's name so esse-saqwert

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 21:05:04 Reply

At 11/28/12 09:04 PM, saqwert wrote:
No you're confusing Chinese with Japanese. Sensei is a purely Chinese word that only idotas negras (unintelligent foreigners in Japanese) would use. Also honoriterums go at the beginning of one's name so esse-saqwert

Yes esse-saqwert, I will call you that from now on.

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 21:35:31 Reply

At 11/17/12 11:45 PM, MonthlyVolatile wrote: Kore ha kotoshi no sureddo shouwo jixyushou mataha ikutsu ka no tawagoto daun anata wo yakusokuiki masu wo shoujikini nozomi masu.

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 22:50:43 Reply

You Japanese sure are crazy I hear you guys like to eat cockroach ice creams hehe not my choice of food but hey each to their own


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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-28 23:29:43 Reply

At 11/28/12 10:50 PM, JohnFreedom wrote: You Japanese sure are crazy I hear you guys like to eat cockroach ice creams hehe not my choice of food but hey each to their own

The cockcreams were started by Esse-Gaius Germanicus in the Japanese capital of Dusseldorf in 1947 when one day ice cream fell into his bowl of cockroaches from a passing ricecar

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-29 08:19:23 Reply

The wapanese rrrressons are still a-going


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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-29 08:30:52 Reply

never bothered to learn japanese I am a fan of anime but I am not one of those obsessed weeboos.

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-29 08:54:00 Reply

YOU RACK DISCIPRINE.


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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-29 08:56:13 Reply

At 11/29/12 08:54 AM, Slint wrote: YOU RACK DISCIPRINE.

YOU FAIR YOUR FAMIRY!

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-29 08:58:42 Reply

Both of you must commit sudoku to regain your family's honor

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-29 09:00:03 Reply

At 11/29/12 08:58 AM, saqwert wrote: Both of you must commit sudoku to regain your family's honor

thou shall not take the name of number puzzles in vain!

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-29 11:57:36 Reply

At 11/29/12 11:46 AM, MonthlyVolatile wrote:
At 11/29/12 08:58 AM, saqwert wrote: Both of you must commit sudoku to regain your family's honor
*Seppuku

That was the joke.

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Response to Japanese Lessons 2012-11-29 15:02:38 Reply

there's no need to keep bumping this thread, she is probably dead by now


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.