Stranded with a NG user

It appears that still nobody wants to be stranded with me. To hell with you all, I can make fires and shit and you missing out on my camp fire cooking and rugged good looks. Fuck this! I'm off this island.

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 01:44 PM

no one's mentioned yert yet? hmph. i call yert.

yert. yert.
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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 02:07 PM

Somebody funny and hot, so that I am entertained at all times. If I am unable to find a user who fits both those qualities, then someone overweight so I can eat them and survive.

Release your inner crazy.

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 02:58 PM

day 40:
The food at our camp is running low. We're left with about a weeks worth of rations. I asked xenomit to hunt for food, but all he does is rape the animals he finds. I'm just hoping he rapes one to death so I can have a warm meal tonight. While this is going on, tom fulp is attempting to redesign the shelter I set up. He keeps telling me that the redesign will be delayed and that he needs more time. This means while the redesign is going on I have to gather lumber to start a fire, and spears for xenomit to hunt with. Sadly, I fear that xenomit will somehow find a sexual use and fetish for spears.
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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 03:00 PM

Richmansgirl for reasons I would not like to specify.

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 03:37 PM

Klobb17 or Jester or TheDark or NightOwlRoost.

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 03:45 PM

That would suck..........

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 03:50 PM

someone who wouldnt rape me in my sleep.

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 04:04 PM

Gagsy.

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 04:36 PM

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 04:41 PM

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 04:45 PM

that Rucklo seem liek a perty and cool guy fap fap fap

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 04:49 PM

At 10/2/12 03:50 PM, MrPercie wrote: someone who wouldnt rape me in my sleep.

Don't worry - I'll wake you up first.

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 04:49 PM

At 10/2/12 03:50 PM, MrPercie wrote: someone who wouldnt rape me in my sleep.

At least you can something good came out of it.

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 05:06 PM

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 05:08 PM

At 10/2/12 05:06 PM, Yert wrote: scarypicnic

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Response to Stranded with a NG user Oct. 2nd, 2012 @ 05:09 PM

day 41
Looks like my prediction was right, xenomit used the spears sexually and has acquired a fetish for them. On the bight side, he HAS raped an animal to death. Looks like we're having Kentucky fried... Whatever that is.
As far as the shelter redesign goes, tom fulp did a decent job.
My only concern as of now is xenomit's mental sanity. He superglued a wolf tail from a wolf's carcase on to himself. I know he's a furry, but this behavior is scaring me. I'm constructing a raft out of duct tape and branches at the moment.
If myth busters did it, I can do it.

You're so retarded, not only do you have down syndrome, you have up, down, left, AND right syndrome.

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