As you may now, I used to have a pet snail named Hermy that laid a bunch of eggs. Hermy died and yesterday Hermy's last child in my possession, Mr. Snail, died for unknown reasons. Mr. Snail refused to eat anything but fish flakes but otherwise appeared to be in good health.
As of now, Mr. Snail's corpse is in my freezer. I want to bury him at home, but I won't be going there for a while and I'm afraid that my roommate might be somewhat distressed when he finds a dead snail in the freezer. What can I do to give Mr. Snail a proper funeral?
flush it down the toilet or throw it in the trash are not acceptable responses