Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba -ba-ba-bacon!

[tox]

Oh Bacon, you are my everything
WAIT... WHA'S THIS!!!
prices increasing! 10% production! 57% of Canadians would rather have sex then Bacon!!!

*faints*

[LiquidFire]

At 9/27/12 11:03 AM, tox wrote: Oh Bacon, you are my everything
WAIT... WHA'S THIS!!!
prices increasing! 10% production! 57% of Canadians would rather have sex then Bacon!!!

*faints*

I don't see the problem? Bacon after sex is pretty great after all.

[HungarianSupermarket]

This is worse than that time you dick nipples

[Contraband678]

At 9/27/12 11:03 AM, tox wrote: Oh Bacon, you are my everything
WAIT... WHA'S THIS!!!
prices increasing! 10% production! 57% of Canadians would rather have sex then Bacon!!!

*faints*

With that statistic I'm surprised that Canada's population hasn't plummeted already. All we'd need to do is airdrop a million tons of bacon and they would eat themselves out of existence in a few generations.

[Boomstick]

Bacon

[Cool-Points]

this has motivated me to throw some bacon in the microwave

[Ragnarokia]

This thread needs more bacon.

[Sense-Offender]

Pork chops and glazed ham are better.

[masterskillz]

I prefer sex with bacon... raw.uncooked.meat

[Darthdenim]

*sigh* This forum is for the birds.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 9/27/12 02:32 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Pork chops and glazed ham are better.

I'm have to agree.

I have always found bacon to be disgusting. It's always so greasy, and horrible.

[Sense-Offender]

At 9/27/12 03:15 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:

At 9/27/12 02:32 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Pork chops and glazed ham are better.

I'm have to agree.

I have always found bacon to be disgusting. It's always so greasy, and horrible.

Eh, I like it, but I can't bring myself to have much. It's just a bit overwhelming. And my pork chops are the shit.

[lumpyjor5808]

Welcome to hell, The weathers great here, So pull up a chair, Have a cold bear, you can live by the sea, so happy you'll be with your cobblestone tree. The neighbors are nice and nutrious WE'LL EAT BACON ALL NIGHT IN HELL!! F YEAH!!!

[Boss]

i like me som baces

[lumpyjor5808]

At 9/27/12 03:19 PM, Boss wrote: i like me som baces

All your baces belong to me!

[Coop]

At 9/27/12 11:03 AM, tox wrote: Oh Bacon, you are my everything
WAIT... WHA'S THIS!!!
prices increasing! 10% production! 57% of Canadians would rather have sex then Bacon!!!

I'm more worried about the 43% of Canadians that can't do the obvious and combine both. I'm sure that we can come up with a position called "Canadian Bacon", since a popular euphemism for sex is "making bacon", after all.

[Loki]

Thankfully, I consider bacon to be disgusting.

[Sword-of-Kings]

I don't like bacon.

[Mumbo]

At 9/27/12 03:06 PM, Darthdenim wrote: *sigh* This forum is for the birds.

>Posts in a thread specifically to say that it's killing General.
>Helps thread by posting.
>Greentext.

[NerdLiife]

Well shit.

[T3XT]

At 9/27/12 01:23 PM, Boomstick wrote: Bacon

Bacon

[Entice]

At 9/27/12 03:15 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: I have always found bacon to be disgusting. It's always so greasy, and horrible.

That's because most bacon is 95% fat. You can get leaner cuts though.

[LiquidFire]

At 9/27/12 04:34 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Thankfully, I consider bacon to be disgusting.

FBIpolux confirmed for woman.

[Loki]

At 9/27/12 05:45 PM, LiquidFire wrote:

At 9/27/12 04:34 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Thankfully, I consider bacon to be disgusting.

FBIpolux confirmed for woman.

Bad for health, tastes like shit, way too salty.

I prefer foie gras.

[Boomstick]

B-but what about Dad's bacon mom?

[Zirocket]

At 9/27/12 11:03 AM, tox wrote: Oh Bacon, you are my everything
WAIT... WHA'S THIS!!!
prices increasing! 10% production! 57% of Canadians would rather have sex then Bacon!!!

*faints*

There will be a bacon shortage soon.

http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/storm_watch_stories3&s tormfile=Drought_could_cause_worldwide_bacon_shortage_25_09_
2012?ref=ccbox_weather_topstories

[tox]

At 9/27/12 06:07 PM, Zirocket wrote:
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/news/storm_watch_stories3&s tormfile=Drought_could_cause_worldwide_bacon_shortage_25_09_
2012?ref=ccbox_weather_topstories

sweet bacon in the makin! not more meat failure!

[BrokenPaw]

At 9/27/12 03:23 PM, Coop wrote: I'm more worried about the 43% of Canadians that can't do the obvious and combine both. I'm sure that we can come up with a position called "Canadian Bacon", since a popular euphemism for sex is "making bacon", after all.

lmfao

I can't breathe.

[Madjasper1]

This calls for:

[SubparTony]

People tell me that I'm weird for cooking bacon with butter in the pun.I just find it delicious.