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How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 21:05:07 Reply

sexual stimulation apparatuses? How do I handle them? Are there any procedures or clearance I should be aware of before operating/acquiring one such device?

Thank you for any and all help ladies and...umm...Newgrounders. I'm sure many of you have quite some experience with these devices, quite some experience...indeed.

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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 21:06:32 Reply

depends on the material

are we talking rubber or what


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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 21:07:20 Reply

At 9/26/12 09:06 PM, Sekhem wrote: depends on the material

are we talking rubber or what

We are referring to rubber yes.

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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 21:07:36 Reply

I'm frightened, and yet intrigued...

I want to see how this plays out.

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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 21:07:47 Reply

At 9/26/12 09:07 PM, Suprememassage wrote: With great care.

are you responding to your own thread?

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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 21:09:06 Reply

Have spare Batteries, lube set it at low speed and work your way up to higher speeds.

and lots 'o lube.


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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 21:10:10 Reply

At 9/26/12 09:05 PM, Suprememessage wrote: sexual stimulation apparatuses? How do I handle them? Are there any procedures or clearance I should be aware of before operating/acquiring one such device?

Thank you for any and all help ladies and...umm...Newgrounders. I'm sure many of you have quite some experience with these devices, quite some experience...indeed.

Why don't you post a link to some of the products you are thinking of buying, so we can give you more specific advice.

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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 21:10:21 Reply

Step 1. Fuck it
Step 2. Wallow in your shame and weep

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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 23:15:35 Reply

At 9/26/12 09:10 PM, Jester wrote: Step 1. Fuck it
Step 2. Wallow in your shame and weep

Step 3. Repeat

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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 23:26:04 Reply

no one understands our love

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Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-26 23:46:43 Reply

Where's Luis? He knows about these things.


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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-27 00:03:47 Reply

Place them in a centrifuge at 76 degrees Fahrenheit for 3 hours prior to use

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Response to How to handle artificial... 2012-09-27 05:02:14 Reply

At 9/26/12 09:09 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Have spare Batteries, lube set it at low speed and work your way up to higher speeds.

and lots 'o lube.

Yup, and take care not to rattle the public bone! Instant turn off.


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