In all seriousness though this is the direction that you want to be moving towards when it comes to redesigning Newgrounds for the handheld/mobile experience.
To be quite honest though the front page is still a dizzying experience. I feel so visually confused and overstimulated when I look at it.
A very simplified "minimalist" experience of the front page is crucial for handhelds because of the very dimensions of those devices people now-a-days use. This is something that is independent of any website itself.
We have to think of the fine details of the core differences between the desktop and mobile experiences versus the desktop experience. We have to think about how that flow between mobile experiences & desktop experience influences the way we code. For instance, when I'm using Newgrounds on my laptop (i.e. "The Desktop Experience") the CSS command hover works properly when my cursor over the navigation bar. I hover my cursor over "Games" and out scrolls out a list of options that I can choose from: "Latest", "Greatest", "Popular", ...etc. etc.
If I try to do the same thing on my Nexus 7 it takes me straight to the "http://www.newgrounds.com/games" page by default.
I wish I had more devices to test with but, alas I am just a poor boy and nobody loves me. He's just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. Easy come easy go - will you let me go. Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go - Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go - Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go - Will - not let you go - let me go (never) - Never let you go - let me go - Never let me go - ooo - No, no, no, no, no, no, no - -Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go - Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me - for me - for me