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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 10:34:34 Reply

At 9/24/12 10:24 AM, Shockoach wrote: Zombies would never exist, and I'm sure if there were some kind of "infection" the government would take care of that shit (contrary to popular belief, an infection would actually be contained)

This is true but can you imagine being one of the poor fucks left in the containment zone.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:08:21 Reply

do what eveyone else would do...take a picture of them and upload them to facebook then be all like OMG THERES ZOMBIS WTF MAN!!! IT'S LIKE COD IN REAL LIFE!
God what has the internet come to?


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:10:27 Reply

At 9/23/12 10:04 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: lul zombi apawkalipse ive nevar heard that one b4 in these forums XD
but idk maybe ill just buy a minigun n b liek chuk norris XDdD

my god your grammar!


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:20:29 Reply

No, so if a zombie apocalypse actually do happen (which it won't) I'm fucked.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:22:21 Reply

At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

I hope I'll be dead by then ;-)


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:39:08 Reply

Yup, Home Depot. and grab all of the axes, mauls, hammers, wood, propane, rubber tubing, PVC, and nails+screws I can carry. Make my way to the icy mountains and set up shop.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:44:06 Reply

At 9/23/12 09:49 PM, Yert wrote:
At 9/23/12 09:47 PM, Jester wrote: No, because i'm not 10.
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You're not far off.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:56:15 Reply

At 9/24/12 01:10 PM, darkjam wrote:
At 9/23/12 10:04 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: lul zombi apawkalipse ive nevar heard that one b4 in these forums XD
but idk maybe ill just buy a minigun n b liek chuk norris XDdD
my god your grammar!

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 14:36:46 Reply

....

right back at you!


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 14:48:05 Reply

At 9/23/12 10:45 PM, Gagsy wrote: Study the zombies.
Learn from the zombies.
Mate with the zombies.

My plan also, it is a necrophiliac's dream.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 15:09:24 Reply

Just gonna try and survive.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 15:19:49 Reply

Stick to anything that doesnt need reloading or makes tons of noises my friends, That and try not to be like DAY Z :3

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 18:00:41 Reply

I guess I'm the only introvert in here


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 18:02:35 Reply

Oh look.

It's this thread again.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 19:50:27 Reply

Everyone saying hurr durr it wont happen is fucking retarded. Clearly this is a hypothetical contingency plan.

But, I digress.

Basically my plan is just to sit back and watch as zombies and survivors get completely slaughtered by the people with guns. Because seriously. There's so many fucking guns in America.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 20:22:28 Reply

At 9/24/12 07:50 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Basically my plan is just to sit back and watch as zombies and survivors get completely slaughtered by the people with guns. Because seriously. There's so many fucking guns in America.

Where I live, crossett arkansas, and literally everyone here has at least one gun.

I collect guns, and I have a bomb license. One of my friends (a slightly older fellow) is actually a metallurgist, and builds guns for a living, not to mention there's a national guard base and ammo depo.

Basically, we're safe


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 21:07:22 Reply

At 9/24/12 08:49 PM, Protagonist wrote:
At 9/24/12 01:56 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: ....
that wasn't a very funny joke.

He was being ironic

I agree, it wasn't very funny, but it wasn't a joke, just him mocking people who actually do type like that


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 22:17:28 Reply

Zombies are a scientific impossibility, therefore no I do not have a plan.

I do however have a plan for the inevitable breakdown of human society.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 22:19:23 Reply

Plans won't help you. But I do have a few rules to follow such as staying at my house until I am low on food. Also, knowing when to run would be far better than knowing a bunch of combat bullshit. Zombies are slow... just haul ass away from them.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 22:21:13 Reply

At 9/24/12 10:17 PM, Jetdrive wrote: Zombies are a scientific impossibility, therefore no I do not have a plan.

No they aren't, they're hypothetically possible

I do however have a plan for the inevitable breakdown of human society.

You think it's completely impossible for zombies to exist, but you fully believe that society will crash entirely

Damn


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 23:31:12 Reply

You really think that Social disintegration is impossible? What about the Roman Empire? Or the Mayans? They fell because their social order completely collapsed!

It's already happening here in the US! The increasing gap between Rich and Poor with not enough middle-class to fill the void will cause a political rift (rather it already has)

But I'm ranting now, I'll leave this thread now if that makes you happy.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 23:35:02 Reply

At 9/24/12 11:31 PM, Jetdrive wrote: You really think that Social disintegration is impossible? What about the Roman Empire?

They spread over 1/5th of the world, and had poor communication, things are much much different today

Or the Mayans? They fell because their social order completely collapsed!

We have absolutely zero idea what happened to them, my best guess would be the incans or olmecs killed them off

It's already happening here in the US! The increasing gap between Rich and Poor with not enough middle-class to fill the void will cause a political rift (rather it already has)

That's not evidence of complete social collapse, and there still aren't enough people in crippling poverty for it to mean anything

But I'm ranting now, I'll leave this thread now if that makes you happy.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-25 09:56:00 Reply

At 9/24/12 09:44 AM, Halberd wrote: There are people out there capable of making zombies the but the government won't allow it!

Zombies are created by fiction and fantasy. So what would a real zombie be like exactly? I really doubt it.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-25 11:23:52 Reply

I got my old & trustworthy knives, that should help about defense then get a hideout i guess hehe... :)

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-25 12:01:40 Reply

I have a rough outline. I've been making a plan for months with plans on joining the zombie survival crew. They aren't as active as they used to be though and I can't find a crossbow.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-25 12:54:01 Reply

At 9/24/12 09:07 PM, Xenomit wrote: He was being ironic

I agree, it wasn't very funny, but it wasn't a joke, just him mocking people who actually do type like that

Basically this. I wasn't really trying to be funny guys.
But I guess I should've replaced "joke" with "the point" in my picture...

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At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

Sure. Don't die.

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