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Do you have a zombie plan?

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Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 20:55:47


do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 20:57:59


Why should I? Zombie's don't exist.

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 20:59:06


I live on a private island. THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME HERE!

Do you have a zombie plan?


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 20:59:22


At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

Wait for someone with a firearm to die outside my door, nab the gun, take out as many zombies as I can, then turn the gun on myself when I get bitten.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 21:00:48


I'll start working on that...

When zombies are a threat.

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 21:06:07


At 9/23/12 09:00 PM, T3XT wrote: I'll start working on that...

When zombies are a threat.

Because they probably aren't.

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 21:08:03


At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

Nope. If such a thing does happen, I don't have the training to survive in such a situation and would probably become one of them.


The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 21:10:13


The only monster that actually exists is the creature from the black lagoon.

You should prepare for him.

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 21:13:57


I do:

1. Don't die

I have't really got passed that though, but it sounds good so far.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 21:46:49


There's a flea market in my area that sells swords. Since I can't operate a firearm I'll just get some blades to fight them off.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 21:47:30


No, because i'm not 10.

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 22:00:14


Loot dead guys,shoot zombies,eat sandvich


Hi

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 22:04:46


lul zombi apawkalipse ive nevar heard that one b4 in these forums XD
but idk maybe ill just buy a minigun n b liek chuk norris XDdD

Seriously, I've grown tired of this kind of thread years ago.

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 22:06:50


At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

I'll play CoD for 10 hours and hone my skills.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 22:11:17


just because October is around the corner doesn't mean I should suddenly be concerned about zombies.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 22:35:28


At 9/23/12 10:11 PM, Xenomit wrote: I have 5 very in depth plans, but no one on newgrounds really cares,

They do.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 22:45:58


Study the zombies.
Learn from the zombies.
Mate with the zombies.

Do you have a zombie plan?


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-23 23:03:26


Of course I do, but I cant risk telling you guys, because I dont know which ones of you will become zombies

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 09:29:52


Barricade in my top floor flat and through rotten veg at them from the window :D

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 09:44:26


There are people out there capable of making zombies the but the government won't allow it!

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 09:50:14


At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

Although I believe that a zombie apocalypse is in no way going to happen it is always fun to make a plan for the hell of it.

What I'd do is the moment that I heard of the zombies I'd run to the nearest drug dealers house before the zombies get too bad, kill him/her (lets face it, they'll probably die now so I have no ill feelings about murder at this point) and take the drugs back to my house then make another trip for materials, food and drink. Then barricade myself in my house with all the windows and doors thick with metal piping and weapons stored everywhere. Then sit back, get high and wait for somebody else to deal with it.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 09:52:51


This is my plan.

Do you have a zombie plan?

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 10:34:34


At 9/24/12 10:24 AM, Shockoach wrote: Zombies would never exist, and I'm sure if there were some kind of "infection" the government would take care of that shit (contrary to popular belief, an infection would actually be contained)

This is true but can you imagine being one of the poor fucks left in the containment zone.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:08:21


do what eveyone else would do...take a picture of them and upload them to facebook then be all like OMG THERES ZOMBIS WTF MAN!!! IT'S LIKE COD IN REAL LIFE!
God what has the internet come to?


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:10:27


At 9/23/12 10:04 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: lul zombi apawkalipse ive nevar heard that one b4 in these forums XD
but idk maybe ill just buy a minigun n b liek chuk norris XDdD

my god your grammar!


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:20:29


No, so if a zombie apocalypse actually do happen (which it won't) I'm fucked.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:22:21


At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

I hope I'll be dead by then ;-)


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:39:08


Yup, Home Depot. and grab all of the axes, mauls, hammers, wood, propane, rubber tubing, PVC, and nails+screws I can carry. Make my way to the icy mountains and set up shop.

#Comeatmebro


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:44:06


At 9/23/12 09:49 PM, Yert wrote:
At 9/23/12 09:47 PM, Jester wrote: No, because i'm not 10.
^

You're not far off.

Response to Do you have a zombie plan? 2012-09-24 13:56:15


At 9/24/12 01:10 PM, darkjam wrote:
At 9/23/12 10:04 PM, portalwarpedJP wrote: lul zombi apawkalipse ive nevar heard that one b4 in these forums XD
but idk maybe ill just buy a minigun n b liek chuk norris XDdD
my god your grammar!

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