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Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 08:55 PM Reply

do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 08:57 PM Reply

Why should I? Zombie's don't exist.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 08:59 PM Reply

I live on a private island. THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME HERE!

Do you have a zombie plan?


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 08:59 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

Wait for someone with a firearm to die outside my door, nab the gun, take out as many zombies as I can, then turn the gun on myself when I get bitten.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:00 PM Reply

I'll start working on that...

When zombies are a threat.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:06 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 09:00 PM, T3XT wrote: I'll start working on that...

When zombies are a threat.

Because they probably aren't.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:08 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

Nope. If such a thing does happen, I don't have the training to survive in such a situation and would probably become one of them.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:10 PM Reply

The only monster that actually exists is the creature from the black lagoon.

You should prepare for him.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:13 PM Reply

I do:

1. Don't die

I have't really got passed that though, but it sounds good so far.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:19 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 08:57 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Why should I? Zombie's don't exist.

Unless you count all those flesh crazed cannibals in Africa.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:46 PM Reply

There's a flea market in my area that sells swords. Since I can't operate a firearm I'll just get some blades to fight them off.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:47 PM Reply

No, because i'm not 10.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 09:49 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 09:47 PM, Jester wrote: No, because i'm not 10.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:00 PM Reply

Loot dead guys,shoot zombies,eat sandvich


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:04 PM Reply

lul zombi apawkalipse ive nevar heard that one b4 in these forums XD
but idk maybe ill just buy a minigun n b liek chuk norris XDdD

Seriously, I've grown tired of this kind of thread years ago.
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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:06 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

I'll play CoD for 10 hours and hone my skills.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:11 PM Reply

just because October is around the corner doesn't mean I should suddenly be concerned about zombies.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:11 PM Reply

I have 5 very in depth plans, but no one on newgrounds really cares, so I don't feel like spending about an hour typing them out


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:35 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 10:11 PM, Xenomit wrote: I have 5 very in depth plans, but no one on newgrounds really cares,

They do.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:36 PM Reply

Run to Evil-Dog's place and hope he has a plan.

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:39 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 10:35 PM, II2none wrote:
At 9/23/12 10:11 PM, Xenomit wrote: I have 5 very in depth plans, but no one on newgrounds really cares,
They do.

Very few of those guys have any good plans, it makes me cringe to watch it half the time

But then there are a few little gems that are actually par to my tactical mind, and I steal a few ideas, ect ect


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:45 PM Reply

Study the zombies.
Learn from the zombies.
Mate with the zombies.

Do you have a zombie plan?


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 10:53 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 10:46 PM, dragoswrath wrote: Move to northern Canada or Alaska. The zombies can't catch me if they're frozen.

I've been contemplating the various possibilities of a zombie, and the most logical one I've come across so far is a mutated virus. The virus attaches itself to your brain cells, and the simple dna in the zombie virus allows your body to continue to function (At greatly impaired/ improved physical capabilities), while instructing it to infect another host any way possible, so that the virus may spread.

If you were to be in a cold enough location, it would ravage the virus to the point that it almost completely nulls it, and even if you were bitten/ scratched, it most likely wouldn't have the strength to get past your immune system.

Downside of it being a virus:

Each zombie could either have incredibly impaired physical capabilities, or improved physical capabilities, such as running, jumping, climbing, and having unusually heightened strength

Upside of it being a virus:

Like all viruses, it can be treated, cured, and some people might even be immune to it to begin with


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:03 PM Reply

Of course I do, but I cant risk telling you guys, because I dont know which ones of you will become zombies

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:06 PM Reply

At 9/23/12 11:00 PM, dragoswrath wrote: We can't be immune to something that hasn't been around yet, because our bodies aren't naturally immune to it and we aren't used to it.

While you can't be completely immune to something that your body has not yet encountered, many people just have naturally stronger and faster immune systems, and would be able to fight off the virus before it ever has a chance to do any permanent infection

While sanguinarius vamprisia is a fantasy virus, it's another hypothetical example. It starts off as nothing more than a bite or scratch, the first few days your skin turns pale and your body temperature drops drastically, then your nails begin hardening and your teeth start to grow sharper and sharper, you start to feel week when you're in the sunlight, and eventually you're a full blown sanguinary vampris

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And for a lot of modern diseases, there is no cure, so there is no way of telling if a zombie virus can be treated or not.

Disease is another possible variation of the zombification process, we can treat 99% of every virus we know of

Lay off the left for dead xeno

Left for dead was no where near the first thing to consider zombification to be a virus

Nooooo where near


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:09 PM Reply

I have a sword

zombies die when you cut their head off

I cut their head off with sword

go back to PC to look at porn


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 24th, 2012 @ 09:29 AM Reply

Barricade in my top floor flat and through rotten veg at them from the window :D

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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 24th, 2012 @ 09:44 AM Reply

There are people out there capable of making zombies the but the government won't allow it!


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 24th, 2012 @ 09:50 AM Reply

At 9/23/12 08:55 PM, DarkShadowBlu3 wrote: do you have a plan for the zombie apocolypse

Although I believe that a zombie apocalypse is in no way going to happen it is always fun to make a plan for the hell of it.

What I'd do is the moment that I heard of the zombies I'd run to the nearest drug dealers house before the zombies get too bad, kill him/her (lets face it, they'll probably die now so I have no ill feelings about murder at this point) and take the drugs back to my house then make another trip for materials, food and drink. Then barricade myself in my house with all the windows and doors thick with metal piping and weapons stored everywhere. Then sit back, get high and wait for somebody else to deal with it.


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Response to Do you have a zombie plan? Sep. 24th, 2012 @ 09:52 AM Reply

This is my plan.

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