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Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 18:19:02 Reply

and for how much


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 18:23:19 Reply

£20,000

I could wear the sandpaper down, and then I'd have no problem with wiping. Can I have my 20 grand now, please?


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 18:29:44 Reply

At 9/23/12 06:23 PM, w33zl wrote: I could wear the sandpaper down

Smart move


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 18:32:40 Reply

At least $15, and I would use the back of it.

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 18:33:24 Reply

At 9/23/12 06:19 PM, KenOno wrote: and for how much

What is wrong with you.

Oh wait, this is Newgrounds BBS.

So stupid of me to be surprised.

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 18:47:23 Reply

I would need about tree fiddy

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 18:50:39 Reply

i'll eat that fucking sandpaper

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:08:45 Reply

I'd do it for 1 million dollars.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:15:06 Reply

At least $20.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:16:47 Reply

At 9/23/12 06:19 PM, KenOno wrote: and for how much

Yes, use the other side, and $5.7 trillion.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:17:55 Reply

Free.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:19:14 Reply

One million billion dollars.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:21:56 Reply

Every one who uses royal would have no problem doing this. already used to the feeling.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:25:27 Reply

At 9/23/12 06:50 PM, Strength wrote: i'll eat that fucking sandpaper

SHOENICE

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But I'd do it for like $50.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:42:00 Reply

I'd do it for free. All day everyday.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:43:22 Reply

What grain are we talking about here? You know there are different levels of grittiness right? I would go low graininess for about $50,000 I guess.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 19:44:02 Reply

I wouldn't know anyone that would make that bet, as it wouldn't really hurt that much unless you are unusually vigorous with your wiping. Sure it would be uncomfortable and might sting a little bit, maybe being a bit sore, but that really isn't something bad enough to refuse if given money to do it. The person would have to be stupidly rich or an idiot to make that bet.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 20:02:39 Reply

Like, $100. Idk.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 20:02:43 Reply

$700,000

Use the non-sanded side.

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 20:58:46 Reply

You got a klondike bar?

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 21:15:36 Reply

I'd do it for $100. Can't be worse than what I had to wipe with in high school.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 21:25:10 Reply

my ass I would

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 21:26:53 Reply

A hundred bucks at the least.

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 21:38:36 Reply

I'd have to get enough money to where I can buy a lifetime supply of the softest toilet paper ever, manufactured with the blood of unicorns and faeries.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 21:42:28 Reply

At 9/23/12 08:02 PM, StonedGrenade wrote: Like, $100. Idk.

Dude, yes. Out of every horrible thing people could demand for a bet, wiping my ass with sandpaper isn't that terrifying.

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 21:47:32 Reply

Pride > money.


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 21:55:38 Reply

At 9/23/12 09:47 PM, II2none wrote: Pride > money.

White pride> money

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 22:01:25 Reply

At 9/23/12 09:55 PM, BurnThisPlaceDown wrote:
At 9/23/12 09:47 PM, II2none wrote: Pride > money.
White pride> money

Uh, okay?


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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 22:18:04 Reply

At 9/23/12 10:01 PM, II2none wrote:
At 9/23/12 09:55 PM, BurnThisPlaceDown wrote:
At 9/23/12 09:47 PM, II2none wrote: Pride > money.
White pride> money
Uh, okay?

So you agree.

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Response to Would you wipe yor ass w/ sandpaper 2012-09-23 22:22:01 Reply

100 dollars for one wipe, 500 dollars for a second wipe, and I get to use lidocaine viscous

Lidocaine viscous is a gel-like form of cocaine that temporarily completely deadens the nerves of any flesh it touches
It's usually used in the mouth, for ulcers and all kinds of nasty gum shit, but technically you could use it anywhere

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