The southeast is by far the worst part of the entire US. Basically, no redeeming qualities. Shitty people, shitty cities, shitty nature.
The southwest at least has some decent cities and natural landscapes.
The midwest is pretty much not worth visiting, although the people are a little less fucking annoying.
East Coasters are elitists, but there's culture to be had.
Rust belters/Appalachians are creepy. See Deliverance.
West Coasters are actually almost as annoying as southeasters. See EddyFromEEnE.
Mountain States are cool, but for some reason evangelicals like to hang out there. I stay away when I can.
Texas is the most mixed bag of all. Hyperconservative country bumpkins. Hyperliberal hispanics and immigrants. Deserts, plains, forests, a huge coastline. Hard to pin down.