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I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:39 AM Reply

Alright guys, so this thread is probably going to be my most serious thread ever. Yesterday was a shocking and eventful day, but it wasn't terrible and I enjoyed it mostly.

There's this girl at my school. I'm not going to say her name, but I will tell you that I was a little attracted to her. I saw her at the middle of the day yesterday during study hall and asked to hang out with her, just because I wanted to. I offered to ride the bus home with her and she accepted.

So fast forwarding later into the day, we get to her house and she wants to get high with me. We go to the woods and get high and after that, we run around her house and we're pretty high.

We sit down on her outdoor swing and she said she feels like a queen and asks me if I want to be king, and I awkwardly said "yeah", and I got up from the swing but don't remember why and she squirted me with a sports bottle of water.

She asks me where I want to hang out and we go in this cage area where she keeps her dog, but there was no dog, and she gets down on her knees and asks me what I want to do.

I'm going to skip most of the details because I know you guys don't wanna read lengthy paragraphs, but the night ended with her rubbing my erect penis and me rubbing her crotch and making out with her, I also felt her breasts and stuff.

I just thought I'd tell you all because this is the first time anything like this has EVER happened.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:43 AM Reply

good: you just went to half a third base(I think)
bad: herpes just got a home run on you


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:44 AM Reply

At 9/22/12 11:39 AM, Addict wrote:

She asks me where I want to hang out and we go in this cage area where she keeps her dog, but there was no dog, and she gets down on her knees and asks me what I want to do.

The twist is she was actually a dog all along.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:45 AM Reply

U lucky.

problem, Da Vinci?
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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:49 AM Reply

So she thought it'd be sexy to get in a dog kennel, get on all fours, and ask what you want to do to her?
Hope you're into bestiality, sounds like a nasty bitch!


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:57 AM Reply

At 9/22/12 11:39 AM, Addict wrote: I'm going to skip most of the details because I know you guys don't wanna read lengthy paragraphs, but the night ended with her rubbing my erect penis and me rubbing her crotch and making out with her, I also felt her breasts and stuff.

That's it?! You had the chance to fuck her and you failed?

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:04 PM Reply

At 9/22/12 11:57 AM, LiquidFire wrote:
At 9/22/12 11:39 AM, Addict wrote: I'm going to skip most of the details because I know you guys don't wanna read lengthy paragraphs, but the night ended with her rubbing my erect penis and me rubbing her crotch and making out with her, I also felt her breasts and stuff.
That's it?! You had the chance to fuck her and you failed?

Well, not a complete failure. He's opened up some new doors that may lead to a fuck sesh. Your gonna fuck her right? Tear da pussy up son.


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:30 PM Reply

At 9/22/12 11:44 AM, Jester wrote:
At 9/22/12 11:39 AM, Addict wrote:

She asks me where I want to hang out and we go in this cage area where she keeps her dog, but there was no dog, and she gets down on her knees and asks me what I want to do.
The twist is she was actually a dog all along.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 12:55 PM Reply

How old are you?


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:19 PM Reply

lol


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:28 PM Reply

Then you woke up next to your dad dressed up like your mum.


original I am.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:32 PM Reply

Well congrats, you have avoided the friendzone completely. What are you some kind of navigator or something?


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:37 PM Reply

Needs more hard sex. But well done nonetheless.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:26 PM Reply

You better pay the bitch when you finally hit it, I don't want my bitches going home with sores if you get what I'm saying.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:36 PM Reply

Should have ended with "and then I jizzed on her face".


Heads or tails?

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:38 PM Reply

All that's left is for you to stick it in her butt.


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 02:52 PM Reply

You forgot to make her suck your pen0r and spray her face with your topical ointment.


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:06 PM Reply

What did the owner of that dog say when he saw you?


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 03:10 PM Reply

Maybe she wasn't a slut. Maybe she liked you.


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 04:48 PM Reply

At 9/22/12 11:39 AM, Addict wrote: her rubbing my erect penis

What?! Rubbing?! What the hell was she rubbing it for? Did she expect a genie to come out of it or does she lack the ability to grip?


Give my thoughts form and make them look insightful.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 04:56 PM Reply

Bet it was like a wildlife documentary.

"The young male, in his idiocy, releases his bowls to attract the female. This female, being the town bike, opens her legs. And so the drunken night out is complete."


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 22nd, 2012 @ 05:01 PM Reply

You're going to die of AIDS.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 03:03 PM Reply

At 9/22/12 11:39 AM, Addict wrote:

So fast forwarding later into the day, we get to her house and she wants to get high with me. We go to the woods and get high and after that, we run around her house and we're pretty high.

a junky? not worthly


I'm going to skip most of the details because I know you guys don't wanna read lengthy paragraphs

yea, we came to a thread with "slut" in the title to not read about dirty details


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:46 PM Reply

Lucky bastard. Did you make her puke all over your cock?


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:47 PM Reply

Was she bigger than you


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:59 PM Reply

If she was hot, it's all good.


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 05:12 PM Reply

You got molested by a dog?

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 05:45 PM Reply

If she asks you to do that, and you do, then you are no better then her.

Everyone has an encounter with a girl who asks for something along those lines. What the most "everybody" does is says NO.

Honestly, when I clicked this thread, I didn't expect you to actually go along with her.

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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 06:22 PM Reply

At 9/22/12 11:39 AM, Addict wrote:

:asked to hang out with her, just because I wanted to. I offered to ride the bus home with her and she accepted.


We sit down on her outdoor swing and she said she feels like a queen and asks me if I want to be king, and I awkwardly said "yeah", and I got up from the swing but don't remember why and she squirted me with a sports bottle of water.

Will steal these bits and use them in a romantic music video for the lead single of my not-yet-existing indie rock band's (Peniswrinkle 99) debut album, but you'll both be played by attractive 17 year olds. Cool?


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Response to I encountered a slut. (First Time) Sep. 23rd, 2012 @ 06:42 PM Reply

i liked the part about getting high

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