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Cars, guns, power tools? I don't know about you, but I like hammers.
At 9/21/12 09:29 PM, TheCrimsonWidow wrote: Being a woman.
Good, you're here. Go make me dinner.
I feel manlier already.
"We live in the flicker--may it last as long as the old earth keeps rolling!"
My computer I guess? I can find all sorts of useful things, advice, entertainment, and other stuff.
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.
Wrestling a bear, breaking its legs, then nailing its girlfriend while it watches.
At 9/21/12 10:20 PM, wreckr wrote: Eating a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning.
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
Eating salad, tweezing my eyebrows, shaving my chest, and drinking appletinis.
Guns. Every once in a while, I'll go to a shooting range and fire a 9mm Glock 17.
Also, death metal.
"Censorship is telling a man that he cannot have a steak just because a baby cannot chew it." - Mark Twain
Wielding chainsaws and being on top of things. Big things.
I also enjoy the fuck out of proving something to an asshole.
At 9/21/12 10:30 PM, jjjkuk wrote:At 9/21/12 10:20 PM, wreckr wrote: Eating a bowl of nails for breakfast every morning.Yea, so?
Without any milk.
At 9/21/12 09:21 PM, Happygrounder wrote: Cars, guns, power tools? I don't know about you, but I like hammers.
Do you know what a hammer is? That's what I want: a damned hammer! Now where in the hell do I go?!
(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה