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The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:15:35 Reply

Well apple recently fucked up the hierarchy of their iPads', there's iPad, iPad 2, New iPad.

This is stupid, how can they continue the series without always referring to gen number? Buy the NEW NEW NEW iPad (8th gen)

Makes me cry.


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:16:26 Reply

The people who buy ipads are probably too stupid to care.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:16:26 Reply

Is that the official name or just a working title?


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:16:32 Reply

This keeps happening.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:17:19 Reply

It's just an electronic.
I don't see why this is worth discussing over.

People buy them anyway, so why bother crying about it?


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:18:12 Reply

At 9/16/12 01:16 PM, Crazywill wrote: Is that the official name or just a working title?

Official name for the new ipad is "The New iPad" or just iPad in some stores, I guess apple want it to just be a single name but with newer hardware, that won't work however because they named the second iPad 2


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:19:50 Reply

At 9/16/12 01:17 PM, Blazejsg wrote: It's just an electronic.
I don't see why this is worth discussing over.

People buy them anyway, so why bother crying about it?

Because Apple is one of the worst companies in the world, by several different measures.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:21:33 Reply

At 9/16/12 01:18 PM, SizzleBolt wrote: Official name for the new ipad is "The New iPad" or just iPad in some stores, I guess apple want it to just be a single name but with newer hardware, that won't work however because they named the second iPad 2

Well that's stupid. What are they gonna call the 4th one then? Ipad; the Revenge? The New Ipad 2, Son of New Ipad?


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:26:34 Reply

At 9/16/12 01:21 PM, Crazywill wrote: Well that's stupid. What are they gonna call the 4th one then? Ipad; the Revenge? The New Ipad 2, Son of New Ipad?

iPad Episode I: The Phantom Menace.


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:51:35 Reply

I just watched that episode of SouthPark on I-Pads the other day; it made my chuckle


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 13:54:12 Reply

As you can see, most consumers of Apple products don't know how it even works.


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 14:52:04 Reply

Yeah I dunno. Marketing shit.
The people who use iPads deserve to get ripped off anyway.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 14:53:22 Reply

i cant wait for the iFridge


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 14:59:08 Reply

Brand New iPad is going to be the best


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 15:04:19 Reply

fucking tablets are retarded.
I hate apple, they destroyed the Desktop PC.


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 15:11:04 Reply

At 9/16/12 03:04 PM, SqueezyLemon wrote: I hate apple, they destroyed the Desktop PC.

Nah.
The tablet/touch screen fad will die out soon enough.
Mark my words.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 16:46:55 Reply

Because the older model gets phased-out and sold to clear as soon as the new one comes out.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 17:15:30 Reply

At 9/16/12 01:15 PM, SizzleBolt wrote: Well apple recently fucked up the hierarchy of their iPads'

Hierarchy? Do you mean chronology?


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 18:55:31 Reply

At 9/16/12 04:28 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: iPads are just oversized iPod Touches, I don't fucking get it

Yeah exactly, such a waste of money.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 19:36:18 Reply

bro
apple products are like fashion products, trendy.
people will always buy the latest thing just for it being the latest thing.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 20:05:48 Reply

At 9/16/12 03:11 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Nah.
The tablet/touch screen fad will die out soon enough.
Mark my words.

oh okay.

explains why sales are exponentially increasing.


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-16 23:46:51 Reply

I would like a computer, please.

I would like it to do everything a pc does but make me relearn everything in an inferior operating system first. Also i want it to be more expensive. And if you could make it so it is impossible to customize, that would be great.

Oh and one more thing, put a big fat logo on it so that sees its a Mac and makes fun of my taste in electronics.

Thank you.


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-17 00:00:58 Reply

At 9/16/12 01:16 PM, BumFodder wrote: The people who buy Apple products are probably too stupid to care.

Fixed.


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-17 00:04:26 Reply

I think the real question is.....

When can I purchase a Jailbot 2.0?

The new-er iPad.


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-17 00:05:05 Reply

At 9/16/12 08:05 PM, Bolo wrote: explains why sales are exponentially increasing.

It's because most people are technologically inept and never needed computers anyways.

But up all the tablets, more PCs for me.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-17 01:17:36 Reply

At 9/16/12 08:05 PM, Bolo wrote:
At 9/16/12 03:11 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: The tablet/touch screen fad will die out soon enough.
explains why sales are exponentially increasing.

Apparently you don't know what the word "fad" means.

At 9/16/12 07:38 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: tablets sure because they're unweildy and dumb as hell but i doubt touch screens will die out because they tend to make things simpler to use

Simpler to use for people who get what they want by pointing and grunting at things.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-17 01:34:26 Reply

But I hear YOU!

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-17 01:40:51 Reply

At 9/17/12 01:17 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: At 9/16/12 07:38 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: tablets sure because they're unweildy and dumb as hell but i doubt touch screens will die out because they tend to make things simpler to use
Simpler to use for people who get what they want by pointing and grunting at things.

A mouse pointer serves exactly the same purpose, please think before you speak.

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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-17 01:42:19 Reply

I'm sticking with my iPod Touch 4gen.


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Response to The new-er iPad. 2012-09-17 01:48:04 Reply

At 9/17/12 01:40 AM, Scintillating wrote: A mouse pointer serves exactly the same purpose, please think before you speak.

Except:

The mouse cursor allows you to select very specific areas of the screen (i.e., single pixels if necessary for what you're doing), which is why we use the mouse for computer aided design and so on. You cannot do anything remotely like this with touch screen.

Mouse cursors don't obstruct vast areas of the screen at any one time. Hands do.

The mouse buttons provide tactile response in much the same way that a computer keyboard does. Touch-screen does not provide tactile response, which is one of the main reasons it fails.

So you're right, apart from those reasons, using a computer mouse is no different than rubbing your fat little sausage fingers over the screen.