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I find this very Riveting

At 9/15/12 03:58 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: You don't have to respect the decisions of others but you should learn to accept that some people make choices that are different from yours..

I only want the best for them. Smoking is like setting yourself under a poison.

You dishonor your elders. You must commit seppuku.

have sex with ur grandma
then once u cum in her, lay next to her in bed and light a smoke
this should psychologically condition her to associate your smoking habits as good

I would apologize just for the sake of it being your grandmother... out of respect and all that.

Looks at your age

You seem a little eager to be killing yourself for only being fifteen. You'll have plenty of time to destroy your future later on.

Tell your grandmother "fuck off" and then light up a cigar and blow smoke in her face.

It's not like she caught you smoking crack; she will probably forget about it

u hav no wilpower

At 9/15/12 03:07 PM, Aerodactyl wrote: Dude smoking makes you fuckin cool just LOOK at this man.

Holy shit that dude looks cool

I see no alternative. You have to kill the bitch now.

Before you commit to it I need you to get your hands on a SHIT load of bleach, lime, and hydrogen peroxide; ALL OF WHICH need to be bought at separate stores.

You just reminded me I have a cigarette in I the shorts I wore last nite.

At 9/15/12 02:51 PM, Jeffyx wrote: PS: I know smoking is discusting, but I never smoke in front of anybody really.

you shouldn't be doing it at all for your own well being

At 9/15/12 03:48 PM, Bolo wrote: "I'm gonna go ahead and inhale smoke because it's been culturally ingrained as a cool thing to do, despite the fact that in the end it will cost me a massive amount of money, AND give me cancer."

WHOO you got me pumped.

Which is a LIE because smoking is bad child. I guess I can't really blame you because you grew up around smoking but don't use that as an excuse because you should know but the way you parents probably choke on their lungs as their lungs shrivel and die and bits and pieces begin to come up their throats and then they cough and that's why they're choking that smoking is bad. I'm tired and that's why my post isn't making sense. Cigarettes are for chumps. If you smoke you'll end up in Weenie Hut General where they'll treat you because you're a weenie. No offense. Don't do it, I'm pointing at you through my screen.

At 9/15/12 02:54 PM, Light wrote: There are 1000+ different and better ways to enjoy your self.

You're welcome to list any that come to mind.

Smoke her.

Problem solved.