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Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:04 PM Reply

From yeas of rubbing my dick on my bed as a little kid, my penis is always like \ never straighter.
Discuss.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:05 PM Reply

At 9/13/12 10:04 PM, SizzleBolt wrote: From yeas of rubbing my dick on my bed as a little kid, my penis is always like \ never straighter.
Discuss.

Thank god I thought I was the only one.

I wonder if I'm physically capable of having sex in any position besides face to face.

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:07 PM Reply

curved dicks are fucking weird

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:09 PM Reply

I dont know how accurate it is to say its caused by masturbation. Most people if not all masturbate. They just come in different shapes and sizes. Some more pleasing to the eye than others.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:10 PM Reply

At 9/13/12 10:09 PM, JBK wrote: Most people if not all masturbate.

wat


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:13 PM Reply

At 9/13/12 10:10 PM, SizzleBolt wrote:
At 9/13/12 10:09 PM, JBK wrote: Most people if not all masturbate.
wat

Exactly what he said. Most people, if not all masturbate. He's saying everyone masturbates.

I agree with hiddeninthecrowd, I'm glad you can't make anymore topics for the day, your threads suck and your sentence structure is even worse!


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:14 PM Reply

At 9/13/12 10:10 PM, SizzleBolt wrote:
At 9/13/12 10:09 PM, JBK wrote: Most people if not all masturbate.
wat

Oops misread that

now i look like an idiot on the internet woe is me

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:16 PM Reply

I'm not sure if that would change the growth angle of your penis, but some people just have bent cocks.

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:19 PM Reply

Mine is hook shaped.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:42 PM Reply

Picture or it never happens

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 13th, 2012 @ 10:51 PM Reply

Go on the CWCKI and look at Chris Chans penis by searching nudes.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 01:11 AM Reply

It's a penis. If it works, it doesn't matter what shape it is. Like the Polish.

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 01:49 AM Reply

At 9/13/12 10:09 PM, JBK wrote: I dont know how accurate it is to say its caused by masturbation.

That's actually what I thought!


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 10:59 AM Reply

Well that's a piece of information I could not live another day without.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 11:04 AM Reply

I wish I had a curve :(

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 11:06 AM Reply

At 9/13/12 10:07 PM, Yert wrote: curved dicks are fucking weird

They say that is a sign of someone being gay


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 11:37 AM Reply

Its fairly normal for it to have a slight upward curve when its erect.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 12:15 PM Reply

At 9/14/12 11:37 AM, dogpup4 wrote: Its fairly normal for it to have a slight upward curve when its erect.

No it's not, I've seen many pornos and most of the guys dicks were straight like mine. Curved dicks while aren't uncommon are not the majority if porn is right. I'm thinking majority probably have straight dicks probably like 90 percent and 10 percent curved.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 01:52 PM Reply

I think (that's meaning don't know for certain) it is pretty common that some penises aren't 'straight'. Mine isn't, and if you are like me an average dude that frequently watches porn you might have noticed that some male porn stars penises are sometimes bent in some cases to which it looks very freakishly. Just an observation, that's all I'm saying.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 01:58 PM Reply

Most people get this, nothing to worry about.

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 02:00 PM Reply

If someone had a bendable penis like this, they would be a legend.

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 03:22 PM Reply

Curved penises remind me of Monty Python for some reason.

It's silly

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 03:25 PM Reply

At 9/14/12 03:22 PM, Tarah wrote: Curved penises remind me of Monty Python for some reason.

It's silly

What if its just near the tip it goes very slightly to the left?


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 03:26 PM Reply

At 9/14/12 03:22 PM, Tarah wrote: Curved penises remind me of Monty Python for some reason.

It's silly

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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 03:50 PM Reply

At 9/14/12 02:00 PM, Boomstick wrote: If someone had a bendable penis like this, they would be a legend.

you could curve it up into your bumhole and fuck yourself!


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 04:00 PM Reply

At 9/14/12 12:15 PM, TheKlown wrote:
At 9/14/12 11:37 AM, dogpup4 wrote: Its fairly normal for it to have a slight upward curve when its erect.
No it's not, I've seen many pornos and most of the guys dicks were straight like mine. Curved dicks while aren't uncommon are not the majority if porn is right. I'm thinking majority probably have straight dicks probably like 90 percent and 10 percent curved.

I like how when you watch porn, you check the shape of the guys dick, enough so that you remember the dicks vividly enough to give a percent ratio on the matter.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 06:00 PM Reply

At 9/14/12 02:00 PM, Boomstick wrote: If someone had a bendable penis like this, they would be a legend.

Dude, some of them are bent like that, I've seen them on efuckt and inhumanity's websites. Those are adult websites, so if you're not an adult don't visit them.


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Response to Bent penis Sep. 14th, 2012 @ 06:13 PM Reply

one day i got a little rash right above my dick and every since ive been bent

it went away after a week

makes me sad


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