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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-23 20:24:56 Reply

At 9/23/12 06:23 PM, CocoaBeanie wrote: The group voted to keep moving forwards on our search for house. Nearing the end of the island, there was some seriously tall grass. On further investigation, there was a seaplane on the beach! The group knew the covered this island, and wanted to head off on the HOEBOATING EXPEDITION!

I don't like the look of this plane. I'll go check it out.

Anyone want to accompany me? I'd prefer if they were armed.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-23 20:31:05 Reply

Boomstick's ass itch can wait.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-23 20:41:19 Reply

On further inspection, the plane was empty and the damn keys were in... Wow. Anyways, Shade and Koopahermit joined the group, and Shade made a GREAT pilot. We are headed to Sweden to find some How Swedish hoes.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-23 20:47:29 Reply

At 9/23/12 08:41 PM, CocoaBeanie wrote: On further inspection, the plane was empty and the damn keys were in... Wow. Anyways, Shade and Koopahermit joined the group, and Shade made a GREAT pilot. We are headed to Sweden to find some How Swedish hoes.

Hey, I used a flight simulator at a plane museum once.

Therefore I'm a pro at this.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-23 22:04:29 Reply

Since everyone shunned me and Majormel, we decided to chain our vessels together in the quest for poontang.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-24 03:20:49 Reply

Time to end this battle.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-24 16:43:41 Reply

Cocoabeanie pushed Amar into his chair, flung the door open, and dove right into the beasts mouth. He did not know what would lie ahead of him, he just wanted to make sure his friends were safe. Would he turn up again? Most likely... No.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-24 17:51:21 Reply

Time for me to save the day dbz style.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-24 18:13:11 Reply

At 9/24/12 05:51 PM, koopahermit wrote: Time for me to save the day dbz style.

Damnit didn't you know I could handle it on my own? Now I probably drowned. Anyone cares to put in the next part on what the result of this is? Do I die or live?


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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-24 18:51:10 Reply

With the group back together, there was some strange moments...

"... I thought if I killed it, I'd become stronger ._." -Cocoa

But the group soon realized that the island was just the Bahamas... So after a long flight through the night, we all decided to take a break in France to refuel. Sweden is not that far away! Amar decided to send a postcard to the others..

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-24 21:18:05 Reply

If you're a hoeboat, can I be a fagboat?

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-24 21:37:09 Reply

At 9/24/12 09:18 PM, T3XT wrote: If you're a hoeboat, can I be a fagboat?

No, you can't.


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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-24 21:50:07 Reply

At 9/24/12 06:27 PM, Protagonist wrote: Unable to stop, the plane pulls out of view as KoopaHermit steals the glory, he fishes Cocoa out of the water and the two continue forward with the plane.

Anyone know if pirates have planes? 'Cos that would be unfortunate for us.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-24 23:56:03 Reply

At 9/23/12 10:04 PM, ToastedCupcake wrote: Since everyone shunned me and Majormel, we decided to chain our vessels together in the quest for poontang.

Ok, the plan is, we steal this boat and hunt down those other guys that didnt accept our application letter. After that, we will look for treasure m8

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-26 03:56:20 Reply

At 9/24/12 07:28 PM, daethdrain wrote:
At 9/24/12 03:20 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Time to end this battle.
Cool. you guys found a huge ass ruby.

Sweet now the giant cave monster is part of the crew.

Uh Oh,the Ruby is no ordinary jewel!

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-26 16:07:13 Reply

At 9/26/12 03:31 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 9/26/12 10:29 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 9/24/12 06:51 PM, CocoaBeanie wrote:
Meanwhile, I'm enjoying a local delicatessen.
wait, shouldn't we be heading to amsterdam?

Good idea! Just make the part


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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-26 16:23:56 Reply

At 9/26/12 03:56 AM, DarkMatter wrote:
At 9/24/12 07:28 PM, daethdrain wrote:
At 9/24/12 03:20 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Time to end this battle.
Cool. you guys found a huge ass ruby.
Sweet now the giant cave monster is part of the crew.

Uh Oh,the Ruby is no ordinary jewel!

Things are starting to come full circle, will the beach babes ever appear?

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-28 13:19:38 Reply

At 9/26/12 04:23 PM, DarkMatter wrote:
At 9/26/12 03:56 AM, DarkMatter wrote:
At 9/24/12 07:28 PM, daethdrain wrote:
At 9/24/12 03:20 AM, DarkMatter wrote: Time to end this battle.
Cool. you guys found a huge ass ruby.
Sweet now the giant cave monster is part of the crew.

Uh Oh,the Ruby is no ordinary jewel!
Things are starting to come full circle, will the beach babes ever appear?

Dear sweet Jesus. The ninjas are evolving! Don't let them get the ruby or we're done for!

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-28 14:00:23 Reply

Well, here I am.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-28 14:05:24 Reply

i can grow a beard..

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-28 14:10:03 Reply

At 9/28/12 02:00 PM, Nentindo wrote: Well, here I am.

...

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-28 18:15:22 Reply

At 9/28/12 02:10 PM, Nentindo wrote:
At 9/28/12 02:00 PM, Nentindo wrote: Well, here I am.
...

Amaranthus! Bro! What's up?

You're heading to a Parisian airport?

To get to Amsterdam?

Dude, I'm flying a fucking plane.

Yeah I could pick you up.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-29 07:03:49 Reply

At 9/29/12 04:37 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 9/28/12 06:15 PM, Shade wrote:
At 9/28/12 02:10 PM, Nentindo wrote:
At 9/28/12 02:00 PM, Nentindo wrote:
Sure, we'll bring the cab driver too.

Hey guys, can I join you?

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-29 08:05:58 Reply

At 9/29/12 07:11 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 9/29/12 07:03 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 9/29/12 04:37 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 9/28/12 06:15 PM, Shade wrote:
At 9/28/12 02:10 PM, Nentindo wrote:
At 9/28/12 02:00 PM, Nentindo wrote:
Sure, we'll bring the cab driver too.
Hey guys, can I join you?
Sure, Shade will pick us up at the airport.

How in the world did I go from having a red bowler hat to having a bandanna?


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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-29 10:29:24 Reply

At 9/29/12 08:38 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Ahem, that's me.
You're not in that picture, it's just showing my crew welcoming you.

It wasn't a question, since I forcefully took control of the taxi!


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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-29 15:15:20 Reply

At 9/29/12 11:36 AM, Amaranthus wrote: We meet Shade at the airport.

And off we go!

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-29 15:53:48 Reply

At 9/29/12 03:32 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 9/29/12 03:15 PM, Nentindo wrote:
At 9/29/12 11:36 AM, Amaranthus wrote: We meet Shade at the airport.
And off we go!
I see smoke, is that normal, pilot Shade?

Perhaps we have a Rastafarian in our engine?

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-29 15:58:53 Reply

At 9/29/12 03:32 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 9/29/12 03:15 PM, Nentindo wrote:
At 9/29/12 11:36 AM, Amaranthus wrote: We meet Shade at the airport.
And off we go!
I see smoke, is that normal, pilot Shade?

Engine issues, but I rigged my extra tomahawks into a propeler.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-29 16:32:17 Reply

At 9/29/12 04:31 PM, daethdrain wrote:
At 9/28/12 06:00 PM, daethdrain wrote:
At 9/26/12 04:23 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Things are starting to come full circle, will the beach babes ever appear?
uh oh
fuck these guys

That's some Kill Bill shit right there.

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Response to 1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition 2012-09-30 07:06:33 Reply

After we landed, I looked through the engine and...

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