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It's annoying as all hell! I just close my door to have myself a little privacy and she has to barge right into my room and stare right at me. And she gives me this weirdlook, like as if she knows what I'm doing and disapproves of it.
And when our greatest leader, Mrs. Snuffykins first stared upon the masturbating man, she then knew that man was weakened by sexual urges.
And thus began the domination against the human race.
That's class everyone, be sure to study for tomorrow's test!
At 9/10/12 07:00 PM, Xenomit wrote: That's cute
Do you think little washu approve of that cat?
At 9/10/12 07:24 PM, e-lord wrote: go code of hammurabi on it:
walk in on it masturbating!
i dont think cats masturbate they just lick their asses
Finish on its face.
You will either have a new best friend or a new worst enemy
Please disregard all of my pre-2013 posts. I was young and borderline retarded.
At 9/10/12 06:58 PM, KillerSkull wrote: It's annoying as all hell! I just close my door to have myself a little privacy and she has to barge right into my room and stare right at me. And she gives me this weirdlook, like as if she knows what I'm doing and disapproves of it.seriously...........fuck.
At 9/10/12 07:51 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 9/10/12 07:50 PM, kmau wrote: Get that catnip out.Ouch, cats have rough abrasive tongues
It'd be like fapping with sandpaper
You fear being judged by the cat. This is not acceptable.
Masturbate in front of the cat. Just pull down your pants and start stroking your schlong. Peruse some pornography beforehand if it helps.
While jacking it, leer at the cat. Leer right in its stupid face while chanting "I'm better then you. I'm better then you." Aim for the cat.
Next time it walks in on you, I promise you that it will behold your happy times with fear and respect.
At 9/10/12 08:18 PM, Lintire wrote: Horrible horrible things
I laughed so hard i ejaculated on my cat
Cats are adorable, my cat used to sleep with me in bed getting in the way of me trying to please myself, then again I masturbated a lot less when I lived with my cat than I do now, I suppose having a cat to cuddle was a far better use of my hands.
Did that once, then the kitty jumped up and scratched my penus like it was a play toy.
And that's when I learned that fapping was baad
Believe what thou Wilt
At 9/10/12 08:48 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: The same thing happens to me and my gerbils. It's annoying as fuck
Jus stick em up ya bung hole.
At 9/10/12 11:02 PM, TruBluFoxx wrote:At 9/10/12 08:48 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: The same thing happens to me and my gerbils. It's annoying as fuckJus stick em up ya bung hole.
Or better yet eat them so that they can fuel your habit
At 1/8/13 12:03 AM, DarkMatter wrote: My cat has walked in on me having sex multiple times, he kind of gives me that deer in headlights look.
Better him than my mother or something.
Oh dear god...if that cat was neutered you wouldve showed it what it was missing...