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My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 18:58:07 Reply

It's annoying as all hell! I just close my door to have myself a little privacy and she has to barge right into my room and stare right at me. And she gives me this weirdlook, like as if she knows what I'm doing and disapproves of it.

seriously...........fuck.
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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:00:09 Reply

Did you try putting a blanket in front of your door before fapping?


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:00:35 Reply

That's cute


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:01:56 Reply

And when our greatest leader, Mrs. Snuffykins first stared upon the masturbating man, she then knew that man was weakened by sexual urges.

And thus began the domination against the human race.

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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:01:57 Reply

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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:02:00 Reply

At 9/10/12 07:00 PM, Xenomit wrote: That's cute

Do you think little washu approve of that cat?


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:21:42 Reply

At 9/10/12 07:01 PM, SnakeSkull wrote: Stuff.

I think cat's are already dominating the human race.

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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:32:04 Reply

At 9/10/12 07:24 PM, e-lord wrote: go code of hammurabi on it:

walk in on it masturbating!

i dont think cats masturbate they just lick their asses


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:36:27 Reply

I think it thought your penis was PURRFECT.

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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:42:33 Reply

At 9/10/12 07:00 PM, Xenomit wrote: That's cute

I was about to say that.


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:44:00 Reply

At 9/10/12 07:42 PM, Pony-lover-lightbulb wrote:
At 9/10/12 07:00 PM, Xenomit wrote: That's cute
I was about to say that.

We should be friends


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:47:10 Reply

Finish on its face.
You will either have a new best friend or a new worst enemy


Please disregard all of my pre-2013 posts. I was young and borderline retarded.

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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:48:20 Reply

At 9/10/12 07:47 PM, platypuspwn wrote: Finish on its face.
You will either have a new best friend or a new worst enemy

Do that


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:50:29 Reply

Get that catnip out.


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:51:53 Reply

At 9/10/12 07:50 PM, kmau wrote: Get that catnip out.

Ouch, cats have rough abrasive tongues

It'd be like fapping with sandpaper


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:53:16 Reply

She knows when you quit she can have kittens without fear of God killing them.


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:55:56 Reply

At 9/10/12 06:58 PM, KillerSkull wrote: It's annoying as all hell! I just close my door to have myself a little privacy and she has to barge right into my room and stare right at me. And she gives me this weirdlook, like as if she knows what I'm doing and disapproves of it.

seriously...........fuck.

Cat fapper


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 19:58:02 Reply

At 9/10/12 07:55 PM, YenMuffin wrote: Cat fapper

He should just go ahead and stuff it in there


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 20:12:12 Reply

At 9/10/12 07:51 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 9/10/12 07:50 PM, kmau wrote: Get that catnip out.
Ouch, cats have rough abrasive tongues

It'd be like fapping with sandpaper

Shhhhhh!


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 20:18:26 Reply

You fear being judged by the cat. This is not acceptable.

Masturbate in front of the cat. Just pull down your pants and start stroking your schlong. Peruse some pornography beforehand if it helps.

While jacking it, leer at the cat. Leer right in its stupid face while chanting "I'm better then you. I'm better then you." Aim for the cat.

Next time it walks in on you, I promise you that it will behold your happy times with fear and respect.

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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 20:20:21 Reply

At 9/10/12 08:18 PM, Lintire wrote: Stuff....

I think you have written one of the funniest things I have ever read.

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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 20:22:25 Reply

At 9/10/12 08:18 PM, Lintire wrote: Horrible horrible things

I laughed so hard i ejaculated on my cat


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 20:23:19 Reply

Cats are adorable, my cat used to sleep with me in bed getting in the way of me trying to please myself, then again I masturbated a lot less when I lived with my cat than I do now, I suppose having a cat to cuddle was a far better use of my hands.


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 20:48:03 Reply

The same thing happens to me and my gerbils. It's annoying as fuck


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 21:32:10 Reply

Did that once, then the kitty jumped up and scratched my penus like it was a play toy.

And that's when I learned that fapping was baad


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2012-09-10 23:02:47 Reply

At 9/10/12 08:48 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: The same thing happens to me and my gerbils. It's annoying as fuck

Jus stick em up ya bung hole.


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2013-01-07 23:40:54 Reply

At 9/10/12 11:02 PM, TruBluFoxx wrote:
At 9/10/12 08:48 PM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: The same thing happens to me and my gerbils. It's annoying as fuck
Jus stick em up ya bung hole.

Or better yet eat them so that they can fuel your habit


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2013-01-08 00:00:44 Reply

It wants in.


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2013-01-08 00:03:25 Reply

My cat has walked in on me having sex multiple times, he kind of gives me that deer in headlights look.

Better him than my mother or something.


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Response to My cat watches me fap... 2013-01-08 00:07:30 Reply

At 1/8/13 12:03 AM, DarkMatter wrote: My cat has walked in on me having sex multiple times, he kind of gives me that deer in headlights look.

Better him than my mother or something.

Oh dear god...if that cat was neutered you wouldve showed it what it was missing...


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