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No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 10:50 PM Reply

I am stuck with no toilet plunger and the toilet wont flush. There is no mass in the toilet... should I stick my hand in there?


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 10:51 PM Reply

or... you know... go buy one...


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 10:52 PM Reply

Use a rubber glove

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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 10:53 PM Reply

Wrap your lips around the toilet bowl and just suck as hard as you can.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 10:54 PM Reply

At 9/9/12 10:50 PM, ForNoReason wrote: should I stick my hand in there?

YES!!! DO IT!!!

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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 10:55 PM Reply

get a iron hanger then break up the mass. Try flushing after doing that.

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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 10:59 PM Reply

At 9/9/12 10:51 PM, tox wrote: or... you know... go buy one...

I think this is the smartest and best way to go other than borrowing one from your neighnor, but theirs may be gross.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 11:05 PM Reply

At 9/9/12 10:51 PM, tox wrote: or... you know... go buy one...

nah, too much effort

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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 11:05 PM Reply

At 9/9/12 10:50 PM, ForNoReason wrote: I am stuck with no toilet plunger and the toilet wont flush. There is no mass in the toilet... should I stick my hand in there?

Use your mouth bro.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 9th, 2012 @ 11:05 PM Reply

At 9/9/12 11:05 PM, Lionelion wrote:
At 9/9/12 10:51 PM, tox wrote: or... you know... go buy one...
nah, too much effort

then get a straw


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 12:56 AM Reply

At 9/10/12 12:07 AM, Protagonist wrote: Use a toilet snake

Sense the reasonable solution has already been given and people have already said to suck it, my suggestion would be either to fuck it or throw waterproof firecrackers into it.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 01:44 AM Reply

you could always just drop a couple firecrackers in there to soften things up a bit.

although it might cost you even more to get your plumbing repaired than just buying a plunger.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 01:54 AM Reply

What do you mean it won't flush? If there's nothing in it and pushing the handle does nothing, it's probably the chain inside the cistern that's come loose.

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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 01:58 AM Reply

At 9/10/12 01:56 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: Don't spoonfeed them honey.

Are you calling me honey or are you saying I shouldn't feed honey to them? What?

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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 02:04 AM Reply

At 9/10/12 02:00 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: I think I invented a fun new phrase

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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 03:34 AM Reply

Fist it deep and hard.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 03:55 AM Reply

At 9/9/12 10:50 PM, ForNoReason wrote: I am stuck with no toilet plunger and the toilet wont flush. There is no mass in the toilet... should I stick my hand in there?

Try boiling some water in a kettle or pan and then dumping it into the bowl. I've had this unglog toilets in the past.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 04:04 AM Reply

At 9/10/12 03:55 AM, cast wrote: Try boiling some water in a kettle or pan and then dumping it into the bowl. I've had this unglog toilets in the past.

I use a less aggressive method by pouring lots of hot water into a bucket and then flushing the toilet with it. The hot water plus the pressure usually do the job.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 04:08 AM Reply

Drop a live grenade in it.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 04:11 AM Reply

Just forget it and shit in the sink.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 04:33 AM Reply

Just keep trying to flush.

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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 04:01 PM Reply

A stick of dynamite will clear the blockage.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 04:24 PM Reply

Take a dump in there, that'll loosen the pipes.


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Response to No Toilet Plunger Sep. 10th, 2012 @ 07:53 PM Reply

Go buy an toilet bacteria that will eat your feces and stuff.


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