"Whistle" parody lyirc sheet

[JayTheWiz]

So, I got bored with my little "Worst story ever" project, and so I decided to try a quick little side project... making a parody song.

I'm curious if anyone would be willing to make an instrumental for "Whistle" and also if anyone would be willing to sing the song. xD

I do have to be honest though, I know it doesn't fit the verses... but that's only because no one can seem to agree on Flo Rida's lyircs, because he just sounds so messed up doing his verses. The chrous definatly fits though, and I did my best to make it fit.

Also, It's my first try at doing something like this... so if it's suckish, I'm sorry.

One last thing, bare in mind that my goal was to basically create a parody that dropped all the "metaphorical" bullshit and just said what the song is about, and I think anyone who's heard it know what it's really about.

So without any further ado... Jaythewiz proudly presents... "Penis"

Can you suck my penis baby, penis baby
Let me know
Girl I'ma show you how to do it
and we start real slow
you just open up your mouth
and slip it right on in
Can you blow my penis baby, penis baby
Here we go...

I'm betting you like big dicks
and I'm betting that you swallow
and you know I love girls that give love to girls
and lick my little ego
I bet you I'm horney your honor
But that's how I live in this genre
that's why I pay alldahoes
there's only one jay and one rippa
I'ma a straight playa
order more cola, rubbing up they theighs
tryna get it in ya
bet your lips wrap all up around it
speed it up baby you taking too damn long

Can you blow my penis baby, penis baby
Let me know
Girl I'ma show you how to do it
and we start real slow
you just open up your mouth
and slip it right on in
Can you blow my penis baby, baby
Here we go

Penis baby, penis baby
Penis baby, penis baby

It's like everywhere I go
my penis ready to blow
baby don't even know
she can get anbody low
permission not required
it's okay, go unda tables
show me the o, cause girl you can handle
baby you start gagging, you come in no clothes
girl I'm losing wind, my penis is go in
so get on to licking
and play my guitar
talented with your tounge, like you lickin ice cream
so amusing, now you can make a penis spray out cream
I know you ain't got no problem, you can do it
give me the perfect picture, I stalk you

can you blow my penis baby, penis baby
gir I'ma show you how to do it
and we start real slow
you just open up your mouths
and slip it right on in
can you blow my penis baby, penis baby, here we go

penis baby, penis baby
penis baby, penis baby

go girl you can stroke it
let me feel you suck it while you stroke it
i'ma lay it back, don't stop it
cause I love it how you work it, work it, work it, work it
now shorty make the penis blow (ohohoh)
yeah baby make that penis blow (ohohoh)

can you blow my penis baby, penis baby
gir I'ma show you how to do it
and we start real slow
you just open up your mouths
and slip it right on in
can you blow my penis baby, penis baby, here we go

penis baby, penis baby
penis baby, penis baby

So, why do you guys think? Is it good, is it crapola. Also, if anyone is interested in singing it or making an instrumental for it, let me know. I would sing it myself, if no one else is willing too, but I have no idea how to make it instrumental, sooo... bummer. Just message me if interested. ^_^