Jokes.

[Oro]

I havent heard any good jokes for a quite some time, with the exception of one. Its about a girl with no arms or legs, would anybody be offended by it?

Share some jokes that you have heard recently, cause I havent really heard any good ones lately.

[Crashman]

At 5/20/04 12:32 AM, Orodreth wrote: I havent heard any good jokes for a quite some time, with the exception of one. Its about a girl with no arms or legs, would anybody be offended by it?

Share some jokes that you have heard recently, cause I havent really heard any good ones lately.

ok
my freind told me this one its stupid but i was laughing
ok did u know diareha is heriditary?
it runs in the jeans
oh shit damn
when i heard it im like really?
thats how stupid i am

[Afroholical]

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find that the river had flooded the entire first floor of her house. Looking out of her window, she saw that the water was still rising. Two men passing by in a rowboat shouted up an invitation to row to safety with them. "No, thank you," Mrs. Watkins replied. "The Lord will provide." The men shrugged and rowed on. By evening, the water level forced Mrs. Watkins to climb on top of the roof for safety. She was spotted by a man in a motorboat, who offered to pick her up. "Don't trouble yourself," she told him. "The Lord will provide."

Pretty soon, Mrs. Watkins had to seek refuge atop the chimney. When a Red Cross cutter came by on patrol, she waved it on, shouting, "The Lord will provide." So the boat left, the water rose, and the old woman drowned.

Dripping wet and thoroughly annoyed, she came through the pearly gates and demanded to speak to God. "What happened?" she cried.

"For cryin' out loud, lady," God said, "I sent three boats."

[Oro]

At 5/20/04 12:40 AM, Crashman wrote:

At 5/20/04 12:32 AM, Orodreth wrote: I havent heard any good jokes for a quite some time, with the exception of one. Its about a girl with no arms or legs, would anybody be offended by it?

Share some jokes that you have heard recently, cause I havent really heard any good ones lately.

ok
my freind told me this one its stupid but i was laughing
ok did u know diareha is heriditary?
it runs in the jeans
oh shit damn
when i heard it im like really?
thats how stupid i am

lol. well ok, heres the one I heard.

Theres a guy who takes a morning jog on the beach every morning, and one morning he sees a girl on the beach with no arms and no legs. He walks by and she is crying. He says " Whats wrong, mam? " She wipes her eyes and says " Im 21 years old, no arms, no legs, and ive never been hugged " So, this is a pretty nice guy, he leans over, and gives her a hug. He walks home. Next day, he comes walking down the beach again and sees the same girl crying again. He goes over to her and says " Whats wrong now? " she says " im 21 years old, no arms, no legs, never been kissed " He sighs, and then leans over and gives her a little kiss. Come back the next day and the same chick is crying AGAIN. He says " WHAT NOW?! " She says " Im 21 years old, no arms, no legs, never been fucked" He picks her up and throws her into the ocean and screams " THERE! NOW YOUR FUCKED! "

[Crashman]

lol
my mom said its a old joke
but its hella funny still

[Rugby4ever]

I know another joke a little like that -
Q) What do you give a deaf, blind, mute girl wth no arms or legs for Christmas?

A) Cancer!!
A lot of my even-more-disturbed-than-me mates tell it 'AIDs'!

[ElAsesino213]

what happens to a joke thread that gets posted everyday??

Its gets locked

[vibes]

Q. What did the Iraq based American prision guard say to the other prision guard?

A. LOL.

[Rugby4ever]

Q. What did the Iraq based American prision guard say to the Iraqi prisoners

A: Nothing, they were all dead
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And this jokes thread was hardly posted every day - look at he dates on top

[poxpower]

man there's like one of these every day. Pretty soon we'll be able to write a whole book with just the jokes from all the topic starters.