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Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 20:26:23 Reply

So supposedly here is the story:

So there was this doctor (name unknown) who was telling his patients there was a cure for cancer. It involved boiling hte bone marrow of cows. And apparantly the hospital told this doctor to stop telling his patients this, when he did not stop, reports of secret service visiting his house were made. Apparantly after that night no one heard from him again.

True, false, is this solution worth looking into?

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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 20:29:47 Reply

At 9/7/12 08:28 PM, Sekhem wrote: name unknown

I'm kind of a third person retelling the story someone told me.

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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 20:31:02 Reply

At 9/7/12 08:29 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 9/7/12 08:28 PM, Sekhem wrote: name unknown
I'm kind of a third person retelling the story someone told me.

name unknown


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 20:41:01 Reply

so this one time there was this good guy and he was a good guy and then the government was evil


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 20:44:03 Reply

Seems legit.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 20:44:08 Reply

There will never be a cure for cancer, like there will never be a cure for the common cold.

Treatments will improve and may make cancer survivable but no cures.

It mutates to often and is different from patient to patient.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 21:10:17 Reply

At 9/7/12 08:26 PM, Suprememessage wrote: So supposedly here is the story:

So there was this doctor (name unknown) who was telling his patients there was a cure for cancer. It involved boiling hte bone marrow of cows. And apparantly the hospital told this doctor to stop telling his patients this, when he did not stop, reports of secret service visiting his house were made. Apparantly after that night no one heard from him again.

True, false, is this solution worth looking into?

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Sounds like a load of shit but yes there is a conspiracy and this is me being serious not satirical. I mean after 50 years of cancer research we still use bug poison... Look into native american population never having cancer before western food. Bad nutrition and lack of antioxidants causes cancer.... Cures for cancer are numerous in the natural world. Look into the FDA reports on the effects of dandelion tea for the regression of cancer cells.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 21:12:53 Reply

At 9/7/12 09:10 PM, C-G-B wrote:
At 9/7/12 08:26 PM, Suprememessage wrote: So supposedly here is the story:

So there was this doctor (name unknown) who was telling his patients there was a cure for cancer. It involved boiling hte bone marrow of cows. And apparantly the hospital told this doctor to stop telling his patients this, when he did not stop, reports of secret service visiting his house were made. Apparantly after that night no one heard from him again.

True, false, is this solution worth looking into?

INB4 I'm never seen again
Sounds like a load of shit but yes there is a conspiracy and this is me being serious not satirical. I mean after 50 years of cancer research we still use bug poison... Look into native american population never having cancer before western food. Bad nutrition and lack of antioxidants causes cancer.... Cures for cancer are numerous in the natural world. Look into the FDA reports on the effects of dandelion tea for the regression of cancer cells.

Sorry for double post but I did mean that after years of research we are still using chemotherapy which is essentially bug poison. It derives from the break off companies of IG FARBEN who later became a Rockerfeller chemical conglomerate and pharmaseudicals corporation. Basically they tried to sell as much bug poison for cures for diseases as possible.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 21:18:37 Reply

At 9/7/12 09:10 PM, C-G-B wrote: Cures for cancer are numerous in the natural world.

There's also some really cool research about the effect of cannabis on cancer cells.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 21:26:01 Reply

You guys may take this as a joke, but this does happens very often.

Like that cure for AIDS that the japanese developed and in stage III of research... and suddenly dissapeared. Ask your doctor friends, they must know of it.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 21:40:49 Reply

The thing about it is, there can't be a "cure for cancer", as sad as that might sound. Maybe doctors could come up with a "cure for breast cancer" or a "cure for colon cancer", but cancers happen all over the body and are different from each other, so a blanket treatment isn't possible.

But I'm talking out of my ass here, feel free to correct me.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 21:43:59 Reply

At 9/7/12 09:40 PM, SpaceWhale wrote: The thing about it is, there can't be a "cure for cancer", as sad as that might sound. Maybe doctors could come up with a "cure for breast cancer" or a "cure for colon cancer", but cancers happen all over the body and are different from each other, so a blanket treatment isn't possible.

But I'm talking out of my ass here, feel free to correct me

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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 21:46:48 Reply

itt: "THE GOV'MENT IS KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME"


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 21:48:32 Reply

At 9/7/12 09:18 PM, pirateplatypus wrote: There's also some really cool research about the effect of cannabis on cancer cells.

I just remembered....

www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1308176

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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 21:49:14 Reply

Ummm...

Cure for cancer conspiracy?


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 22:01:53 Reply

It's odd that none of these supposed medical conspiracies seem to have a single reliable source. Saying that all evidence was destroyed is the easiest counterargument. Yet it is also extremely impractical. People are led to believe, as with every conspiracy theory, that it's simple to completely cover up all traces of an incident.

But, you may argue, there were people there who knew about it before it disappeared from history. Why those people completely incapable of recreating the results or at least sending off enough information to get research going again? If there is indeed a simple cure then why haven't they given all of the information they know to a group who is willing to finish the research?

Conspiracy theories are largely nothing but hoaxes meant to prey upon the questioning human mind. I welcome anyone with a credible source on any of these theories to post about it. Nobody in this thread has given any evidence thus far.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 23:20:30 Reply

At 9/7/12 09:45 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 9/7/12 09:43 PM, Suprememessage wrote: If amputation of the afflicted area is possible without death, do it immediately and replace the area with a chainsaw.
this does not work with cervical cancer

Of course it does. You just have to like your sex a little on the bloody side.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 23:24:34 Reply

At 9/7/12 11:23 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

having your dick touch a woman's cervix is not a good thing. this is a lesson i have learned through experience

But if your dick is a chainsaw it might be a GREAT experience.

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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-07 23:49:48 Reply

At 9/7/12 11:26 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:
At 9/7/12 11:24 PM, Suprememessage wrote:
At 9/7/12 11:23 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

having your dick touch a woman's cervix is not a good thing. this is a lesson i have learned through experience
But if your dick is a chainsaw it might be a GREAT experience.
if any of you lurkers or readers from the future or other non-participants have read this far after my first post about cervical cancer then i formally apologize

Why, I think that this is one of the better threads as of late. Nobody is using copy-pasta craptastic stories, nobody is whining about high school problems, and not one Brony as said that MLP cures cancer (yet).


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-08 00:27:51 Reply

There are plenty of doctors like this, and they all lose their jobs at one point or another. I've heard tons of stories about doctors with a 90% success rate with cancer patients, and they're always found and put out of business for the simple reason that the average cancer patient turns a $300,000 profit to the health care industry before they croak.

As far as other treatments go, there was a saltwater-powered machine that could identify and kill cancer cells, and I've also heard about baking soda being extremely effective when injected directly into a tumor. In addition, many spices and even plain old cocoa powder are excellent for prevention, while petroleum-based food ingredients contribute to cancer.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-08 00:32:02 Reply

The cure for cancer is living a healthy lifestyle and not eating garbage.

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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-08 00:50:24 Reply

No hospital mentioned, no state mentioned, no names mentioned, no specific kind of cancer mentioned (cancers are very different). Yeah totally legit.

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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-08 01:19:52 Reply

Unlikely, but if anything like this was proven I wouldn't be surprised.

Government regulated drug agencies are fucked up.

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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-08 01:34:30 Reply

At 9/7/12 08:44 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: There will never be a cure for cancer

not with that attitude

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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-08 01:37:39 Reply

Why cure the the problem when you can just rally the people to throw money at it, and you profit from it?

That's my opinion on cancer fundraisers, BTW.
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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-08 11:34:52 Reply

They could easily cure cancer using the thing they originally created it with. Unless they lost it, then there is in fact a cure.


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Response to Cure for cancer conspiracy? 2012-09-08 11:39:29 Reply

Yeah, sure.