I fap to all my female friends, though I have no actual desire to fuck them. You may wonder how this is possible, since fapping to someone should clearly indicate a sexual attraction, but alas, there is a difference between fantasy and reality.
you have a friend?
guess who has his external hard drive out tonight
At 9/6/12 09:15 PM, DevinArcane wrote: I fap to all my female friends, though I have no actual desire to fuck them. You may wonder how this is possible, since fapping to someone should clearly indicate a sexual attraction, but alas, there is a difference between fantasy and reality.
I bet your female friends are ugly
At 9/6/12 09:23 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote:At 9/6/12 09:15 PM, DevinArcane wrote: I fap to all my female friends, though I have no actual desire to fuck them. You may wonder how this is possible, since fapping to someone should clearly indicate a sexual attraction, but alas, there is a difference between fantasy and reality.I bet your female friends are ugly
Most of them are hot as hell, that's why they're my friends. Hot girls hang out with hot girls.
You are bragging about having a female friend? We're not THAT lonely.
I wish
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
At 9/6/12 09:34 PM, Boomstick wrote: This is OP
Correction
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 9/6/12 09:15 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: you win the friend zone comp of 2012
Not necessarily.
At 9/6/12 09:17 PM, Xenomit wrote:
I did that when I was about 12 or 13, except I actually wanted to fuck them
Every single one of them
Hard
Then you saw a Gazelle walk by and the rest is history.
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
At 9/6/12 09:17 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 9/6/12 09:15 PM, DevinArcane wrote: I fap to all my female friends, though I have no actual desire to fuck them.I did that when I was about 12 or 13, except I actually wanted to fuck them
Every single one of them
Hard
Ugh. Your typical straight manness disgusts me, xenomit.
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
At 9/6/12 09:28 PM, DevinArcane wrote:At 9/6/12 09:23 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote:Most of them are hot as hell, that's why they're my friends. Hot girls hang out with hot girls.
I bet your female friends are ugly
So are you a hot girl? Or just a flaming homo.
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
At 9/6/12 09:14 PM, beakerboy wrote: Now I win
No you don't. See you come to newgrounds and talk about it hoping someone will care enough to congratulate you or say "Cool" which is an instant and permanent fail.
That's great for you, however, you didn't "win."
At 9/6/12 09:17 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 9/6/12 09:15 PM, DevinArcane wrote: I fap to all my female friends, though I have no actual desire to fuck them. You may wonder how this is possible, since fapping to someone should clearly indicate a sexual attraction, but alas, there is a difference between fantasy and reality.I did that when I was about 12 or 13, except I actually wanted to fuck them
Every single one of them
Hard
You see, most of my friends are of the female gender and they're quite nice to me. They may be on the other end of the food chain in terms of popularity, but they still treat me with respect nonetheless. I don't fap to them; that is, all except one. And this is an exception, because an ass that big and nice just deserves to be fucked.
Let the comments on how I have no game begin...
Pretty much all of my friends are female.
Lick it.
At 9/7/12 02:49 AM, Protagonist wrote: No, you don't. You're stuck in the friend zone.
I agree with you, Antagonist.
At 9/7/12 07:12 AM, Trapex wrote: I don't fap to them; that is, all except one. And this is an exception, because an ass that big and nice just deserves to be fucked.
Let the comments on how I have no game begin...
Just post a picture.
Wait? She's female?! Does that mean she has boobs as well? Oh man you're lucky!
At 9/6/12 09:57 PM, Xenomit wrote:At 9/6/12 09:54 PM, e-lord wrote:He's cynical, so it pretty much invalidates him from anything of the suchAt 9/6/12 09:34 PM, Boomstick wrote: This is OPyou are officially better than anyone on the bbs
And you're sexually confused.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
At 9/6/12 09:47 PM, Jester wrote:At 9/6/12 09:34 PM, Boomstick wrote: This is OPCorrection
Rofl
At 9/7/12 03:11 PM, Boomstick wrote:
And you're sexually confused.
Are we posting stock images now?
Hokey Dokey.
aren't I clever and subtle?
"lol what the fuck that's the best grammar nazi I've ever seen"-Sause, referring to me
"learn to suck some good dick. itll come in handy." -Luis on living in San Francisco
That is all nice and wonderful, but you have to remember who it is that you are seeking praise over such an accomplishment from.
Dude, a lot of people have female friends... That is not a big topic at all. In-fact, you actually fail! Due to the fact that nobody cares. Oh yeah, and everyone is right. That means you are in the friend zone. So you know, fail...
At 9/9/12 11:46 AM, BlueChel5 wrote: Dude, a lot of people have female friends... That is not a big topic at all. In-fact, you actually fail! Due to the fact that nobody cares. Oh yeah, and everyone is right. That means you are in the friend zone. So you know, fail...
Actually, she wants to go to college with me. So maybe she wants to date me??? YES