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3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsSo I was chatting with this person on Newgrounds (duh!), and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female. He said that he had never met a chick on Newgrounds before. So I was wondering how many chicks there are here at Newgrounds? If so, are you a gamer, and do you go on Reddit? Because there is no way I can be the only one.
At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.
I'm not surprised, suddenly being female can be surprising.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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At 9/4/12 05:30 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.I'm not surprised, suddenly being female can be surprising.
Sorry my keyboard is jumping around? I don't really know how to explain it but yeah. You can still get the general gist.
At 9/4/12 05:32 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: I don't really know how to explain it but yeah. You can still get the general gist.
There are quite a few females I know on here, most keep it to themselves because of all the children wanting to stick their cocks inside anything resembling a female orifice. Anyone who is surprised like your 'friend' about the fact females use this website are such people.
When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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Female? On the internet? Haha, what is this sorcery you speak of?
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At 9/4/12 05:45 AM, OingoBoingo wrote: Female? On the internet? Haha, what is this sorcery you speak of?
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At 9/4/12 05:45 AM, OingoBoingo wrote: Female? On the internet? Haha, what is this sorcery you speak of?
Why exactly did you open this thread?
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At 9/4/12 05:30 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.I'm not surprised, suddenly being female can be surprising.
It certainly surprised me.
At 9/4/12 08:41 AM, Halberd wrote: there are no females left on this site because they can not withstand my boners
i am the epitome of an alpha male i am a stud master be warned
At 9/4/12 08:41 AM, Halberd wrote: i am the epitome of an alpha male i am a stud master be warned
thats Wade and his beard.
At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.
If I suddenly found out I was female, my surprise would be genuine.
Yknow......cuz of the penis and all.
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At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: If so, are you a gamer,
Yes
and do you go on Reddit?
Hell no
At 9/4/12 09:43 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.If I suddenly found out I was female, my surprise would be genuine.
Yknow......cuz of the penis and all.
There area actually plenty of females on the internet.
At 9/4/12 05:30 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.I'm not surprised, suddenly being female can be surprising.
When I suddenly become female, I take full advantage of the situation to try and join womens athletics teams instead of the mens ones. They wont let me in either, but I just always thought their changing rooms would be better decorated.
Anyway, I have no balls, so I'm pretty much a woman.
At 9/4/12 11:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: When I suddenly become female, I take full advantage of the situation to try and join womens athletics teams instead of the mens ones. They wont let me in either, but I just always thought their changing rooms would be better decorated.
Yeah those peoples,those peoples I hate them.I want to break their teeths.
At 9/4/12 11:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
When I suddenly become female, I take full advantage of the situation to try and join womens athletics teams instead of the mens ones. They wont let me in either, but I just always thought their changing rooms would be better decorated.
Although I've never stepped inside a mens changing room (much to my regret), I doubt that there is any real difference in the layout. My gym changing room certainly has no glamour, even after its recent redecoration (along with the mens). I'm pretty sure the only actual difference is probably the placement of hairdryers and sanitary product machines in the womens, and also not smelling of balls.
Anyway, I have no balls, so I'm pretty much a woman.
Well I have balls, so I'm pretty much a man.
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Wait - there are GUYS on the INTERNET? lol what sorcery is this, amirite ladies?
Everyone is a female, did you not realize this?
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At 9/4/12 01:19 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: thanks for the mammaries
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At 9/4/12 05:45 AM, OingoBoingo wrote: Female? On the internet? Haha, what is this sorcery you speak of?
Blasphemy I tell you!
Just like that guy who tried inventing science.
HA! a lot of good that turned out to be.
pft, women.... good one, bob.
At 9/4/12 05:20 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: im a qt girl ;)
Haha, no you're not.
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