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How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 05:29:22 Reply

So I was chatting with this person on Newgrounds (duh!), and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female. He said that he had never met a chick on Newgrounds before. So I was wondering how many chicks there are here at Newgrounds? If so, are you a gamer, and do you go on Reddit? Because there is no way I can be the only one.

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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 05:30:24 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.

I'm not surprised, suddenly being female can be surprising.


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 05:32:39 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:30 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.
I'm not surprised, suddenly being female can be surprising.

Sorry my keyboard is jumping around? I don't really know how to explain it but yeah. You can still get the general gist.

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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 05:38:55 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:32 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: I don't really know how to explain it but yeah. You can still get the general gist.

There are quite a few females I know on here, most keep it to themselves because of all the children wanting to stick their cocks inside anything resembling a female orifice. Anyone who is surprised like your 'friend' about the fact females use this website are such people.


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 05:45:44 Reply

Female? On the internet? Haha, what is this sorcery you speak of?


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 05:52:08 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:45 AM, OingoBoingo wrote: Female? On the internet? Haha, what is this sorcery you speak of?

HURR DURR.GET TO THE KITCHEN.INTERNET IS OURS.WE OWN IT.HURR


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 05:53:47 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:45 AM, OingoBoingo wrote: Female? On the internet? Haha, what is this sorcery you speak of?

Why exactly did you open this thread?


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 08:41:20 Reply

there are no females left on this site because they can not withstand my boners

i am the epitome of an alpha male i am a stud master be warned


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 08:52:01 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:30 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.
I'm not surprised, suddenly being female can be surprising.

It certainly surprised me.

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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 08:55:31 Reply

At 9/4/12 08:41 AM, Halberd wrote: there are no females left on this site because they can not withstand my boners

i am the epitome of an alpha male i am a stud master be warned

I still remember this one and sometimes laugh


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 08:58:46 Reply

At 9/4/12 08:41 AM, Halberd wrote: i am the epitome of an alpha male i am a stud master be warned

thats Wade and his beard.

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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 09:43:16 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.

If I suddenly found out I was female, my surprise would be genuine.

Yknow......cuz of the penis and all.


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 10:07:20 Reply

I am female.


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 10:10:48 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: If so, are you a gamer,

Yes

and do you go on Reddit?

Hell no


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 10:11:53 Reply

At 9/4/12 09:43 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.
If I suddenly found out I was female, my surprise would be genuine.

Yknow......cuz of the penis and all.

Where the hell is my pen15?


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 10:20:26 Reply

We're all females here.


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 10:55:09 Reply

U want sum fuk?


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 11:16:05 Reply

There area actually plenty of females on the internet.

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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 11:22:11 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:30 AM, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 9/4/12 05:29 AM, insaniumvocult wrote: and he seemed genuinely surprised when he female.
I'm not surprised, suddenly being female can be surprising.

When I suddenly become female, I take full advantage of the situation to try and join womens athletics teams instead of the mens ones. They wont let me in either, but I just always thought their changing rooms would be better decorated.

Anyway, I have no balls, so I'm pretty much a woman.


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 11:35:15 Reply

At 9/4/12 11:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: When I suddenly become female, I take full advantage of the situation to try and join womens athletics teams instead of the mens ones. They wont let me in either, but I just always thought their changing rooms would be better decorated.

Yeah those peoples,those peoples I hate them.I want to break their teeths.


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 11:53:13 Reply

At 9/4/12 11:22 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
When I suddenly become female, I take full advantage of the situation to try and join womens athletics teams instead of the mens ones. They wont let me in either, but I just always thought their changing rooms would be better decorated.

Although I've never stepped inside a mens changing room (much to my regret), I doubt that there is any real difference in the layout. My gym changing room certainly has no glamour, even after its recent redecoration (along with the mens). I'm pretty sure the only actual difference is probably the placement of hairdryers and sanitary product machines in the womens, and also not smelling of balls.

Anyway, I have no balls, so I'm pretty much a woman.

Well I have balls, so I'm pretty much a man.


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 12:19:06 Reply

None at all!


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 12:35:49 Reply

Wait - there are GUYS on the INTERNET? lol what sorcery is this, amirite ladies?


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 12:47:29 Reply

My bagima is big and floppy.


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 13:15:41 Reply

Everyone is a female, did you not realize this?


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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 13:19:16 Reply

thanks for the mammaries

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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 13:42:45 Reply

i am actually a little girl

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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 13:50:39 Reply

At 9/4/12 01:19 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: thanks for the mammaries

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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 17:18:12 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:45 AM, OingoBoingo wrote: Female? On the internet? Haha, what is this sorcery you speak of?

Blasphemy I tell you!

Just like that guy who tried inventing science.

HA! a lot of good that turned out to be.

pft, women.... good one, bob.

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Response to How Many Of You Are Female? 2012-09-04 17:22:34 Reply

At 9/4/12 05:20 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: im a qt girl ;)

Haha, no you're not.


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