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At 9/3/12 01:31 PM, DevinArcane wrote: Jesus christ dude, calm down.

What the hell man, I'm not even upset or anything

You're obviously reading my posts like I'm mad

At 9/3/12 01:34 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 9/3/12 01:31 PM, DevinArcane wrote: Jesus christ dude, calm down.

What the hell man, I'm not even upset or anything

You're obviously reading my posts like I'm mad

For fuck's sake man,CALM THE FUCK DOWN.It's not like he insulted you or something.Don't get mad.Please calm down else I will have to call the cops.

At 9/3/12 01:42 PM, tonypar16 wrote: For fuck's sake man,CALM THE FUCK DOWN.It's not like he insulted you or something.Don't get mad.Please calm down else I will have to call the cops.

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Ugh, whatever

I would still pirate everything I want, lol.

At 9/3/12 06:03 AM, DevinArcane wrote: How many of you think you could live off of 800 million dollars if you could NOT invest it and could NOT earn a cent more?

This is the single stupidest OP I've ever read.

Do you think a nice house costs more than a few hundred thousand dollars? No, a car doesn't cost 400 million dollars. Neither do groceries. With 800 million dollars, you could have your grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-
grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-children still living a nice life from the family heritage. As long as none of them is as stupid as you. And of course, as long as inflation doesn't make a piece of bread cost a billion dollars.

At 9/3/12 02:08 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: I would still pirate everything I want, lol.

lol Xenomit gonna come stomp you out

At 9/3/12 02:09 PM, DevinArcane wrote:

At 9/3/12 02:08 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: I would still pirate everything I want, lol.

lol Xenomit gonna come stomp you out

Ich werde auszurotten alle Piraten, heil hitler

At 9/3/12 02:16 PM, Austerity wrote: No need to invest with that kind of money. Plus you only get one life so if I won millions in the lottery I'd live it up.

I promise you, you wouldn't

Unless you've lived in the Himalayas, in a monastery with a bunch of monks, you would keep every penny

You might donate a little, but even then it wouldn't be much

At 9/3/12 02:20 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 9/3/12 02:16 PM, Austerity wrote: No need to invest with that kind of money. Plus you only get one life so if I won millions in the lottery I'd live it up.

I promise you, you wouldn't

Unless you've lived in the Himalayas, in a monastery with a bunch of monks, you would keep every penny

You might donate a little, but even then it wouldn't be much

I would probably give something to foundations focusing on cancer or other incurable diseases, but other than that, it's Super yachts, Ferraris, and private jets for me.

At 9/3/12 02:08 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: I would still pirate everything I want, lol.

Why are you laughing?Being a cheap whore is not that funny

At 9/3/12 02:16 PM, Austerity wrote: No need to invest with that kind of money. Plus you only get one life so if I won millions in the lottery I'd live it up.

You're not at all worried about how your children and their children will get on?

Yes.

I would buy all of Mitt Romney's money, because I'd buy the Cayman Isles.

Yes.

I think I could. Especially living in a small apartment and watching your spending.

I think the only big dollar things I'd buy would be a new car.

At 9/3/12 06:03 AM, DevinArcane wrote: How many of you think you could live off of 800 million dollars if you could NOT invest it and could NOT earn a cent more?

That would be pretty easy to do if you don't buy a shit load of extremely expensive things or gamble with it.

At 9/3/12 09:31 AM, tonypar16 wrote:

At 9/3/12 09:17 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: So you buy another country and make it your personal tax haven.

OP said without earning any money after you're given the $800,000,000.

How is putting the money in a tax haven earning more money?

At 9/4/12 09:28 AM, Dawnslayer wrote:

At 9/3/12 09:31 AM, tonypar16 wrote:

At 9/3/12 09:17 AM, Dawnslayer wrote: So you buy another country and make it your personal tax haven.

OP said without earning any money after you're given the $800,000,000.

How is putting the money in a tax haven earning more money?

Nah,forget it.I misunderstood

No. I'd build an 80 foot statue of myself made of gold with a diamond studded dick sometime in the first few months and die of hunger shortly thereafter.

Let it ride.

It'd be incredibly easy. Of course, if inflation comes into play I might be screwed over...

i would buy a lifetime supply of jelly donuts

I COULD do that. But I would burn it all. In front of the poor, the environmentally conscious and the Africans.

everyone ever could do this

At 9/4/12 03:21 PM, Natick wrote: I'd burn it. It's too good to be true and it makes life too easy.

It does not feel like I posted this thread a day ago...I'd have guessed a week.

What is happening to my brain.

At 9/3/12 02:16 PM, Austerity wrote: No need to invest with that kind of money. Plus you only get one life so if I won millions in the lottery I'd live it up.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120902.gif

Far as OP's question goes... .

Uh, yeah?

Let's look at inflation over the last 100 years... .

average 3% / year

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%241+1902+dollar

So feel free to shift a decimal.

800,000,000 / 30,000 = 2x,xxx <-- who cares about the rest

That leaves practically all of the money to split between figuring out how to delay your inevitable assasination, and investing into a spaceship.

If you anticipate living a hundred years and feel the need to ritualistically, literally flush money down the toilet every day, a good two-grand each day should only run you about ten percent of your total.

80,000,000 / 36,500 = 2,xxx

By all means, I hope I've given you enough information to adjust for your local value of the dollar and living expenses.

Cheers!

At 9/4/12 05:45 PM, acdimalev wrote:

At 9/3/12 02:16 PM, Austerity wrote: No need to invest with that kind of money. Plus you only get one life so if I won millions in the lottery I'd live it up.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20120902.gif

That is a very unstimulating comic.

600 million is going straight to a bank account in Jersey.

The other 200 million will just sit there, rotting away until i find some use for all that dough.

At 9/4/12 06:54 PM, Vasconium wrote: 600 million is going straight to a bank account in Jersey.

The other 200 million will just sit there, rotting away until i find some use for all that dough.

Lmao, bank account in Jersey.

I'd never trust any American bank with my money. It'd go straight into a Swiss safe.