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Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 11:06:29 Reply

Which would you rather have. I'd rather have constipation.


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 11:13:18 Reply

Diarrhea.I feel horrible when I'm the restroom but when I'm done everything's ok


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 11:43:07 Reply

Diarrhea. It tends to be quick and painless.


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 11:44:49 Reply

Wouldn't matter. Either one is cured by eating more fiber!


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 13:10:27 Reply

Diarrhea is easier to deal with.

Constipation or diarrhea?


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 13:11:07 Reply

Um neither.


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 13:12:00 Reply

At 9/2/12 01:11 PM, AshleKetchem wrote: Um neither.

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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 13:19:26 Reply

At 9/2/12 11:06 AM, Ketamine4Life wrote: Which would you rather have. I'd rather have constipation.

I'll rather have diarrhea. Constipation is a pain in the ass (literally).

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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 13:58:14 Reply

Constipation is hell and tends to be more messier for me. My butt also goes numb.
I'd choose diarrhea.


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 14:12:33 Reply

Diarrhea since I already have chronic constipation and I'm fucking sick of it.

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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 14:15:24 Reply

I will refrain from answering until our resident poopy expert arrives.

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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 15:34:25 Reply

Diarrhoea.
I get constipation all the time as a side-effect of this medication I have to take, and it's a fucking nightmare.

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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 16:11:40 Reply

Nausea! Heartburn! Indigestion! Upset Stomach! DIARRHEA!

Constipation or diarrhea?


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 16:57:04 Reply

Diarrhea


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 17:09:03 Reply

At 9/2/12 11:06 AM, Ketamine4Life wrote: Which would you rather have. I'd rather have constipation.

Have you ever been constipated, OP?

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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 17:18:32 Reply

At 9/2/12 05:09 PM, Dawnslayer wrote:
At 9/2/12 11:06 AM, Ketamine4Life wrote: Which would you rather have. I'd rather have constipation.
Have you ever been constipated, OP?

Not that I can remember.


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 18:28:15 Reply

Diarrhea. It makes for much better photos to send to people.

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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 18:29:58 Reply

Constipation is vastly superior, doesn't dry you out and you can still do stuff without fear of leakage.


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Response to Constipation or diarrhea? 2012-09-02 19:12:39 Reply

At 9/2/12 05:18 PM, Ketamine4Life wrote:
At 9/2/12 05:09 PM, Dawnslayer wrote:
At 9/2/12 11:06 AM, Ketamine4Life wrote: Which would you rather have. I'd rather have constipation.
Have you ever been constipated, OP?
Not that I can remember.

You only need to experience it once to know you would rather have diarrhea.