american psycho

[Addict]

I have to return some videotapes.

[Slint]

HEY PAUL.

[Boomstick]

It's hip to be square.

[Slint]

In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

[Spirit]

I'm trying to ease one of the hollow plastic tubes from the dismantled Habitrail system up into her vagina, forcing the vaginal lips around one end of it, and even with most of it greased with olive oil, it's not fitting in properly. During this, the jukebox plays Frankie Valli singing "The Worst That Could Happen" and I'm grimly lip-syncing to it, while pushing the Habitrail tube up into this bitch's cunt. I finally have to resort to pouring acid around the outside of the pussy so that the flesh can give way to the greased end of the Habitrail and soon enough it slides in, easily. "I hope this hurts you," I say. The rat hurls itself against the glass cage as I move it from the kitchen into the living room. It refused to eat what was left of the other rat I had bought it to play with last week, that now lies dead, rotting in a corner of the cage. (For the last five days I've purposefully starved it.) I set the glass cage down next to the girl and maybe because of the scent of the cheese the rat seems to go insane, first running in circles, mewling, then trying to heave its body, weak with hunger, over the side of the cage. The rat doesn't need any prodding and the bent coat hanger I was going to use remains untouched by my side and with the girl still conscious, the thing moves effortlessly on newfound energy, racing up the tube until half of its body disappears, and then after a minute - its rat body shaking while it feeds - all of it vanishes, except for the tail, and I yank the Habitrail tube out of the girl, trapping the rodent. Soon even the tail disappears. The noises the girl is making are, for the most part, incomprehensible.

[Jester]

I was probably out returning videotapes.

[tonypar16]

Irrelevant but who cares

[Xenomit]

Where the fuck do these mini memes come from?

[Scarface]

Oh mai gawd.......Jeff is the killer!

[phrozonfire]

âEUoeDo you know what Ed Gein said about women?"
[...]
"'When I see a pretty girl walking down the street I think two things. One part of me wants to take her out and talk to her and be real nice and sweet and treat her right.'" I stop finish my J&B in one swallow.
"What does the other part of him think?" Hamlin asks tentatively.
"What her head would look like on a stickâEU

[Sense-Offender]

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

[phrozonfire]

...there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

I was actually contemplating on whether or not I should watch this later on Netflix

[StrapOnFetus]

At 8/30/12 04:14 PM, Addict wrote: I have to return some videotapes.

Hey look, it's you in real life

[Boss]

At 8/30/12 05:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: Where the fuck do these mini memes come from?

your avatar ought to be derpy not big macintosh bruh

[Xenomit]

At 8/31/12 12:48 AM, Boss wrote:

At 8/30/12 05:25 PM, Xenomit wrote: Where the fuck do these mini memes come from?

your avatar ought to be derpy not big macintosh bruh

I'm the stallionest of stallions

[mandog]

pls

[Slint]

There are no girls with good personalities.

[Nicholas-Deary]

Bateman doing some business card related activities

[Sense-Offender]

silly and rare...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NItgZfkCYWA

[BizzarroPMP]

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

[ohbombuh]

Jesus, my newspost guys. Be original for once.

[DevinArcane]

I really liked this movie when I first saw it, but it's never held up on repeat viewings. The ending is way too silly, even if intentional.

[Bolo]

At 8/30/12 05:23 PM, tonypar16 wrote: Irrelevant but who cares

Det Funny Games.

The original was the best, tho.