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Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 06:59:24 Reply

So I was taking a walk down to the grocery store and I was hungry as shit, so I got me some fuckin pluots, look that shit up! Anyway on my way back on the side of the road I found a penthouse magazine with half the pages ripped out, but it was filled with fucking pictures and had an advertisement for a sex line that advertised girls with "big tits, 2 holes, a giant cock, and no PMS" awesome right?

So I was considering throwing it into an elementary school playground for the lolz, anyone likey?


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 07:01:05 Reply

That sounds disgusting and illegal. And if there was no law, they should create one for you.


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 07:05:44 Reply

dark-fox wants to throw the penthouse mag onto a playground so he corrupts the minds of the children

he wants to RUIN the children

he wants to DESTROY their innocence

he wants to CONTROL their future

dark-fox is a pedophile


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 07:07:35 Reply

At 8/30/12 07:01 AM, JBK wrote: That sounds disgusting and illegal. And if there was no law, they should create one for you.

Let me get you a bible Gandhi, you might need it for a little preaching session after you scarf down some tofu with your FDA approved non-animal tested utensils. After you're done taking the moral high ground let me know, I mean, are you unfamiliar with this thing called the internet? Or are you too busy fasting in a bear shit encrusted cavern with only an iphone and your own piss for sustenance?


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 07:13:13 Reply

At 8/30/12 07:07 AM, dark-fox wrote:
At 8/30/12 07:01 AM, JBK wrote: That sounds disgusting and illegal. And if there was no law, they should create one for you.
Let me get you a bible Gandhi, you might need it for a little preaching session after you scarf down some

I dont own a bible. And if I did I probably would not be a fan of Gandhi.

tofu with your FDA approved non-animal tested utensils.

I eat animals. Theyre tastey.

After you're done taking the moral high ground let me know, I mean, are you unfamiliar with this thing called the internet? Or are you too busy fasting in a bear shit encrusted cavern with only an
iphone and your own

Never had an iphone. Never had an ipod ipad idildo.

piss for sustenance?

jizz

Fail troll I know. I just wanted to clear a few things up.


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 07:13:20 Reply

At 8/30/12 07:07 AM, dark-fox wrote: Let me get you a bible Gandhi, you might need it for a little preaching session after you scarf down some tofu with your FDA approved non-animal tested utensils. After you're done taking the moral high ground let me know, I mean, are you unfamiliar with this thing called the internet? Or are you too busy fasting in a bear shit encrusted cavern with only an iphone and your own piss for sustenance?

dark-fox, would you destroy the asshole of a 4th grader?

would you force her to service your manhood?

would you laugh as tears stream down her cheeks?


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 07:16:34 Reply

At 8/30/12 07:13 AM, Sekhem wrote: dark-fox, would you destroy the asshole of a 4th grader?

would you force her to service your manhood?

would you laugh as tears stream down her cheeks?

You're trying quite hard there chap...


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 14:00:32 Reply

DO IT FAGGOT


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 14:03:24 Reply

At 8/30/12 06:59 AM, dark-fox wrote: that advertised girls with "big tits, 2 holes, a giant cock, and no PMS"

that advertised girls with a giant cock

a giant cock

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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 14:19:40 Reply

At 8/30/12 07:07 AM, dark-fox wrote: are you unfamiliar with this thing called the internet?

"I used a computer network to communicate my immature and disgusting ideas and that automatically makes that idea okay."

Shut the fuck up and stop acting personally attacked. He didn't say that you sucked, he said that your idea sucks. Because it does. He's not on a moral high ground, your idea is just juvenile and sucks in general.

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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 14:22:10 Reply

Quality BBS here.


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 19:04:21 Reply

One time in junior high, y friend and I were walking to his house after school, and we saw a bunch of those mags right outside of the school's fence. We had a laugh and kept walking.


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-30 19:05:55 Reply

paper cut your cock with it and scream
the adrenaline will give u a big orgasm bruuski


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-31 02:03:37 Reply

At 8/30/12 02:19 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote:
At 8/30/12 07:07 AM, dark-fox wrote: are you unfamiliar with this thing called the internet?
"I used a computer network to communicate my immature and disgusting ideas and that automatically makes that idea okay."

Shut the fuck up and stop acting personally attacked. He didn't say that you sucked, he said that your idea sucks. Because it does. He's not on a moral high ground, your idea is just juvenile and sucks in general.

Nowhere did I claim this to be ok, "It's the internet therefore lighten up", not "it's the internet so agree with me." Juvenile? You're right my friend, next time I have such unwholesome and childish ideas Ill gather a book club so we can study the works of Charles Dickens.


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-31 02:06:48 Reply

At 8/30/12 07:13 AM, Sekhem wrote: dark-fox, would you destroy the asshole of a 4th grader?

would you force her to service your manhood?

would you laugh as tears stream down her cheeks?

I would


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Response to Found a penthouse mag on the street 2012-08-31 02:28:49 Reply

At 8/31/12 02:06 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 8/30/12 07:13 AM, Sekhem wrote: dark-fox, would you destroy the asshole of a 4th grader?

would you force her to service your manhood?

would you laugh as tears stream down her cheeks?
I would

God dammit, Xeno. Multifetish having mother fucker.

In any case, exposing children to porn is a federal crime. Have fun being a registered sex offender!