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In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 20:37:26 Reply

So, I was hanging outside on my apartment roof, and a guy I've remembered from last week came up to me. Now before I start, I'll admit that I asked him to give me some drugs to sell, so I can make a little money on the side. So anyways, the dealer (lets call him "blackhat"), held a gun and pointed it at me, demanding cash I owed him. I pleaded that I didn't have his money, then out of nowhere, my two very older best friends Johnny and Mark saved me from blackhat and took him to the police station.

So guys please, DON'T get involved with drugs, your life can be at risk, and you can be at the end of a old lady who thinks she's your mother.


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 20:39:59 Reply

Tommy is intrigued by the humor in your story, mark.

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 20:40:09 Reply

How did they save you from a guy with a gun to your head?

Also, was he black?


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 20:46:43 Reply

The only drugs I've ever bought was marijuana. And I always paid for it right then and there, because for one, i don't like owing people money, and two, drug dealers are not the type of people you fuck around with under any circumstance. Even if they're your friends.

You fucked up.

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 20:47:29 Reply

At 8/29/12 08:40 PM, Slint wrote: How did they save you from a guy with a gun to your head?

mark flexed his abs, which distracted blackhat and johnny threw a bottle, which incapacitated blackhat.

Also, was he black?

no


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 20:49:44 Reply

Implying you get drugs.
Implying you have friends.
Implying you have money.


The preceding post was probably made when I was wasted. Only a fool would think of it as fact.
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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 20:50:16 Reply

At 8/29/12 08:49 PM, Rapacity wrote: Implying you get drugs.
Implying you have friends.
Implying you have money.

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 21:03:46 Reply

At 8/29/12 08:46 PM, TheTrueZippy wrote: You fucked up.

I know.


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 21:04:45 Reply

At 8/29/12 08:37 PM, TheMajormel wrote: So guys please, DON'T get involved with drugs, your life can be at risk, and you can be at the end of a old lady who thinks she's your mother.

You're not getting rid of my Tuesday nights, friend.


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 21:06:35 Reply

At 8/29/12 08:46 PM, TheTrueZippy wrote: The only drugs I've ever bought was marijuana. And I always paid for it right then and there, because for one, i don't like owing people money, and two, drug dealers are not the type of people you fuck around with under any circumstance. Even if they're your friends.

if a dealer gives someone product with an iou he's an idiot

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 21:11:02 Reply

Oh hai Denny.


Well we were dumb enough to think it was gonna happen.

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 21:20:16 Reply

I find it sad that people here are taking this seriously.


Well we were dumb enough to think it was gonna happen.

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 21:42:29 Reply

You owed him money you douche, now he will dildo rape you then kill you.


original I am.

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 23:04:48 Reply

At 8/29/12 09:42 PM, mandog wrote: You owed him money you douche, now he will dildo rape you then kill you.

But, but he's in jail!


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-29 23:29:25 Reply

haw haw what a funny story MajorMel so how is your sex life


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 00:02:31 Reply

Denny.

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Some furry asshole.

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 00:07:00 Reply

At 8/29/12 09:04 PM, SpaceWhale wrote:
At 8/29/12 08:37 PM, TheMajormel wrote: So guys please, DON'T get involved with drugs, your life can be at risk, and you can be at the end of a old lady who thinks she's your mother.
You're not getting rid of my Tuesday nights, friend.

haha fo real mayn, drugs is cool as hell, just if you get involved, always have hella backup money if you can't sell like a boss.


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 00:08:49 Reply

At 8/29/12 11:04 PM, TheMajormel wrote:
At 8/29/12 09:42 PM, mandog wrote: You owed him money you douche, now he will dildo rape you then kill you.
But, but he's in jail!

Oh, there will be a butt. It'll be yours.


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 00:14:11 Reply

At 8/30/12 12:08 AM, jjjkuk wrote:
At 8/29/12 11:04 PM, TheMajormel wrote:
At 8/29/12 09:42 PM, mandog wrote: You owed him money you douche, now he will dildo rape you then kill you.
But, but he's in jail!
Oh, there will be a butt. It'll be yours.

My buthole is too small!


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 00:15:05 Reply

At 8/30/12 12:14 AM, TheMajormel wrote: My buthole is too small!

I can fix that for you


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 00:16:45 Reply

At 8/29/12 08:39 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Tommy is intrigued by the humor in your story, mark.

I did not heet her

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 00:50:16 Reply

At 8/30/12 12:18 AM, Addict wrote:
you got me that time but who cares i am still better than you

I actually expected everyone to get it right off the bat.


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 02:07:27 Reply

At 8/29/12 11:04 PM, TheMajormel wrote: But, but he's in jail!

dude he will get out and rape you


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 02:29:58 Reply

I find this story difficult to masturbate to. Could you please type with a certain ... slowness?

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 02:38:04 Reply

Cool story bro.


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 02:48:48 Reply

look man that is some faggot pussy shit you and your bitch friends pulled. You need to pay mother fuckers on time you chicken head fucing fool. Man I remember back in the 70s me and my boys would sell heroin by the fucken BRICKS. It was me, Shanky Shiko, and Johnny McSlim. We used to roam the streets pointin guns at mathafuckas. I remember once a bitch tried to bring us into the police, a guy who was sellin drugs. We beat the fucking SHIT out of that fucking narc. His face looked like the fucking mashed tomatoes before you pout it onta tha fawkin pizza pie-O !!! he was DEAD as FUCK!!!


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 02:49:34 Reply

At 8/29/12 08:39 PM, Urban-Champion wrote: Tommy is intrigued by the humor in your story, mark.

Let's go make some expensive suits dirty.

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 05:40:15 Reply

At 8/29/12 08:47 PM, TheMajormel wrote:
At 8/29/12 08:40 PM, Slint wrote: Also, was he black?
no

Was he hispanic? Was he asian? Was he a mulatto?


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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 06:09:47 Reply

I'm just saying with out the make believe, that you did that guy dirty. Wasn't like the dude was going to shoot you, the whole pulling the gun on you is a tactic called "Putting the fear of GOD in a mofo". He was giving you motivation to get what YOU owed him. If you're story is even half true, then I'd be worried if I were you. He may be in jail, but his associates might be pissed. And he has you're number man. Watch you're back.

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Response to In trouble with a drug dealer 2012-08-30 07:35:03 Reply

Well don't go selling drugs you retard, if you are buying drugs from a dealer to sell, then nobody wants to buy from you since you're selling it for a higher price. If you sell it the same price, then you don't have any profit then.


Where's the pickle?

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