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Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 06:20 PM

Well ladies and gentlemen I decided to get myself a few starting school again presents, one being a lovely bong. its so pretty that I decided a name was in order.

If you don't like bongs, that's fine, you can go name something else, like you left and right nipples, and leave this topic.

So people who think they have WHAT IT TAKES to name a bong something awesome, I present you my new pride and joy.

I was thinking on calling it Tony the Tiger cuz of the white orange and blue bowl piece, but I don't really like that name, and prefer to name my possessions feminin names.

Name My New Bong


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 06:22 PM

Name it "the New York Faggots" because of the Giants.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 06:24 PM

Get a dong bong and I would gladly name it.


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 06:26 PM

giantdouche pmed me and said he's jealous

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 06:38 PM

Get a bong that is shaped like a dick and name it the Dong Bong.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 06:40 PM

"The Weed-Eater" or Weed Whacker or something clever.

Or Herbicide.


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 06:59 PM

At 8/28/12 06:40 PM, Mumbo wrote: "The Weed-Eater" or Weed Whacker or something clever.

Or Herbicide.

I'm liking the enthusiasm.

Perhaps a full body shot to help you all get a better idea.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 07:13 PM

im calling the feds


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 07:15 PM

Put a skull and cross bones on it and call it the flying dutchman.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 07:35 PM

At 8/28/12 07:15 PM, Jester wrote: Put a skull and cross bones on it and call it the flying dutchman.

lol that's a killer idea, but IDK if this bong is fly dutchman status.


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:03 PM

At 8/28/12 06:38 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Get a bong that is shaped like a dick and name it the Dong Bong.

What the fucking shit?


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:05 PM

It should be called cock.


The preceding post was probably made when I was wasted. Only a fool would think of it as fact.
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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:10 PM

At 8/28/12 06:59 PM, DarkMatter wrote:
At 8/28/12 06:40 PM, Mumbo wrote: "The Weed-Eater" or Weed Whacker or something clever.

Or Herbicide.
I'm liking the enthusiasm.

Perhaps a full body shot to help you all get a better idea.

Tower of Terror.


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:16 PM

Should be called
"Addiction, one way in, no way out"

in those exact words


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:19 PM

At 8/28/12 06:59 PM, DarkMatter wrote:
At 8/28/12 06:40 PM, Mumbo wrote: "The Weed-Eater" or Weed Whacker or something clever.

Or Herbicide.
I'm liking the enthusiasm.

Perhaps a full body shot to help you all get a better idea.

Why the hell are you naked?


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:21 PM

Elvis.


Let me kill your thread for you, it wasn't all that interesting anyway.
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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:26 PM

At 8/28/12 08:19 PM, Blazejsg wrote:
At 8/28/12 06:59 PM, DarkMatter wrote:
At 8/28/12 06:40 PM, Mumbo wrote: "The Weed-Eater" or Weed Whacker or something clever.

Or Herbicide.
I'm liking the enthusiasm.

Perhaps a full body shot to help you all get a better idea.
Why the hell are you naked?

Oh I was just putting up my christmas tree.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:30 PM

Cunt Cruncher.


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:32 PM

Why the hell are you naked?
Oh I was just putting up my christmas tree.

Dude, it's August.


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:33 PM

Dr. Rock

Pure Guava

The Weasel

Boognish

The Stallion

E-Dolla

Jack the rippa

Tittywagon

.


I'm an instigator

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 08:39 PM

At 8/28/12 08:26 PM, DarkMatter wrote:

Oh I was just putting up my christmas tree.

Impossible/
You're on my naughty list.

Wink wink shrug shrug.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 09:12 PM

Frazzle.


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 09:18 PM

I suck at names so try naming it Pearl Jam.


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 09:20 PM

The B.O.D.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 10:28 PM

Call it The Suffocater


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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 10:33 PM

Billy.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 10:34 PM

Name it Robert.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 10:34 PM

At 8/28/12 10:33 PM, T3XT wrote: Billy.

billymc

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 10:36 PM

Also, real men use a Newgrounds bong.

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Response to Name My New Bong Aug. 28th, 2012 @ 10:42 PM

Call it "Smokey the Bear"