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A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-26 23:51:38

Once there once was a boy with a butt for a face and a butt for a butt this one time. The boy's face was a butt, but the boy's butt was also a butt. He was a normal boy, but for his butts, but the boy was happy anyway......

A Boy With Two Butts


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-26 23:53:08

I guess thats good if he turns out to be a homosexual.


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-26 23:53:13

At 8/26/12 11:51 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Once there once was a boy with a butt for a face and a butt for a butt this one time. The boy's face was a butt, but the boy's butt was also a butt. He was a normal boy, but for his butts, but the boy was happy anyway......

Wheres the 2nd butt

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-26 23:54:47

But...


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-26 23:54:57

At 8/26/12 11:51 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Once there once was a boy with a butt for a face and a butt for a butt this one time. The boy's face was a butt, but the boy's butt was also a butt. He was a normal boy, but for his butts, but the boy was happy anyway......

I hope this doesn't turn into a childrens book.


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-26 23:57:07

At 8/26/12 11:54 PM, Blazejsg wrote:
At 8/26/12 11:51 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Once there once was a boy with a butt for a face and a butt for a butt this one time. The boy's face was a butt, but the boy's butt was also a butt.
I hope this doesn't turn into a childrens book.

Ever heard of "The day I pooped"?

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-26 23:57:28

He had just gotten off from school.

"Oh, boy!" he thought to himself, "I hope mom is gonna make cookies! Whoopie!"

The boy was completely happy, he had a loving family, and everything was going fine.........

....until....

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Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 00:01:45

I cannot stress enough the importance that this thread stays alive. This story is far too interesting and compelling!


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 00:10:13

At 8/26/12 11:57 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: ....until....

Two mean bullies with penises for heads appeared up ahead! They looked mean too, and they headed toward the boy.

"Uh oh," thought the two-butted boy, "I don't like where this is heading. I should head home, and these bullies won't let me make any headway.."

He had to use his head, and fast!

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Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 00:15:24

He looks like the dude from Madness.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 00:17:12

At 8/27/12 12:10 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Two mean bullies with penises for heads

I see where this is going. I'm going to bed.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 00:19:24

At 8/27/12 12:17 AM, Scintillating wrote:
At 8/27/12 12:10 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Two mean bullies with penises for heads
I see where this is going. I'm going to bed.

I see where this is going too. I like where this is going

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 00:19:36

That looks like Timmy Turner.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 00:26:36

But it was no use!

The bullies circled around him. They called him names and laughed at him.

They called him "stupid smelly buttfaggot" and "butthead" and "shitlips." They called him "fecal stain crybaby" and "smelly poopnose."

Their insults and laughter confused the boy. "Why are they making fun of my butt?" he asked himself.

This all made the boy very, very sad. For the first time in his life, the boy felt insecure about himself.....

A Boy With Two Butts


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 00:32:29

At 8/27/12 12:26 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: They called him names and laughed at him.

What, no penetration? Either make this thread spectacular or make it so horrible it's actually funny, but don't settle in the middle.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 00:52:48

Nothing a little bit of toast can't handle.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 03:08:54

At 8/27/12 12:10 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: He had to use his head, and fast!

This made me giggle.

Yes I giggle what of it

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 03:13:25

I think we all know this is going to end up with a headbutt,right?


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 03:17:42

At 8/27/12 12:26 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: But it was no use!
This all made the boy very, very sad. For the first time in his life, the boy felt insecure about himself.....

I hope his parents rescue him soon.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 05:15:42

you mean ben affleck?


if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 10:35:07

This reminds me of something...

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 10:37:41

I'm in tears right now, save yourself butt boy.


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 10:50:19

A butt for his butt? Wouldn't that make it three butts?


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 15:17:34

South Park?

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 17:53:00

The boy ran away crying smelly tears from his butt. He was hurt beyond measure. Mother's cookies would have to wait, for they could not fill the gaping hole the bullies had left inside of him. Nothing could.

The world felt cold.

Everything around him seemed black.

And so he kept running, but there was no outrunning the pain they had caused him....

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Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 17:58:26

At 8/27/12 05:53 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: And so he kept running, but there was no outrunning the pain they had caused him....

I came into this thread certain that it was going to be up to no good, but now I too am enthralled by the tail of the Boy with Two Butts.


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 17:58:32

How does he eat?


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 18:01:01

I love it how the bullies are dicks.


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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 18:09:37

End of Act One.

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Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to A Boy With Two Butts 2012-08-27 18:34:35

This may be the greatest thread I've seen all year.

Don't deny it, we've had a slow year, folks.

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