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Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:25 PM Reply

Especially if it's really just you pitting toddlers against each other in combat for your amusement.

THREE US childcare workers have been arrested after they allegedly arranged for organised battles between toddlers that they also filmed.

The Delaware Online news website reports that the two three-year-olds punched each other in the face while seven other children were in the area. Ms Harris and Ms Myers were "shown and heard laughing and encouraging the altercation."

The website said Ms Parker grabbed the child that was crying and wanting to stop and pushed him back into the fray.

http://m.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/dover-childcare-workers-
charged-over-toddler-fight-club/story-e6freuy9-1226455374856

I for one would just like to say that any of you with little jabroni brothers/sisters who feel like seeing their blood on the floor, my little brother, Macho Kid Andy Sanchez, is an animal at the 45 lb weight class. Throw in 25, I'll match it, 50 dollar purse. Only rule is NO FUCKING FILMING. Any takers?

Seriously though, I will send a 3 pack of Right Guard deoderant to whoever finds me this video.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:27 PM Reply

what's rule 2?


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:28 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 08:27 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote: what's rule 2?

Do not talk about Toddler Fight Club.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:29 PM Reply

Damn it, now I'm going to be up all night looking for those badass videos...

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 08:31 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 08:27 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote: what's rule 2?

Don't tell your parents about toddler fight club. 3 is don't cry at toddler fight club.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 09:03 PM Reply

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Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 09:29 PM Reply

Let me guess, they were fighting over a ball of crack?


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 09:47 PM Reply

all three were minorities

go figure


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:53 PM Reply

I'll believe it when I see it.


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:27 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 10:53 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I'll believe it when I see it.

It's on ABC News too, bud. ACTION news, even.

www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/toddl er-fight-club-three-female-daycare-workers-charged-with-maki ng-3-year-olds-beat-up-each-other

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:31 PM Reply

They'll get there's in prison no question about that.


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:39 PM Reply

The only thing more messed up than the fact that three toddlers fought like some kind of Colosseum for kids is the fact that the adults there encouraged it.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 22nd, 2012 @ 11:43 PM Reply

They are too young for fight club. They should be training untill they are seven years old at the least.


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:25 AM Reply

At 8/22/12 11:31 PM, II2none wrote: They'll get there's in prison no question about that.

Prison rape a suiting punishment I assume


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:40 AM Reply

At 8/22/12 10:53 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I'll believe it when I see it.

Here is my collection.

Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:03 AM Reply

At 8/22/12 08:27 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote: what's rule 2?

That Fight Club is overrated.

That news story is very saddening.


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:06 AM Reply

What they won't tell you is that those two fine young toddlers will grow to be a Veteran Navy Seal and an MMA Title winning Champ. That's right folks, start em up young and they'll become the most hardened bad asses of the next generation, men will love them, women will want to be them and they'll find fame and glory in the honorable art of hand to hand combat. So sign up now for Widdle Willie's Toddler Fight Camp and don't let your baby be the school bitch, and then the office doormat.

DO IT NOW!!

Sign up in the next ten minutes and you'll get a nifty Widdle Willie Key Chain.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 03:58 AM Reply

Got to admit, it's an innovative idea.


If each mistake being made is a new one, then progress is being made.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:20 AM Reply

The videos were on this Japanese underground forums which I have been a member of for 5 years , have fun trying to find it since it took the people ages to find them.


original I am.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 11:32 AM Reply

While that is very messed up, I can't help but imagine that some of the toddlers might've actually enjoyed beating each other up. Our future is ruined by violent degenerates.

or saved by the future generation of hyperlethal fisticuff special forces.

Everywhere I go, there's a sergeant there.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:19 PM Reply

At 8/22/12 08:27 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote: what's rule 2?

OP broke rule 2. Rule 2 is 'Don't talk about rule 1'.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:22 PM Reply

At 8/23/12 12:20 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 8/23/12 12:19 PM, MaartenC wrote:
At 8/22/12 08:27 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote: what's rule 2?
OP broke rule 2. Rule 2 is 'Don't talk about rule 1'.
You just broke rule 3, don't talk about rule 2.
Oh wait ..... SHIT!

It's best we stopped talking.

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:26 PM Reply

At 8/23/12 12:24 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 8/23/12 12:23 PM, Criminal-23 wrote:
At 8/23/12 12:20 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 8/23/12 12:19 PM, MaartenC wrote:
At 8/22/12 08:27 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote:
Heh, you just broke rule 5; don't talk about rule 4.
Oh wait... Damned!

I said...

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:26 PM Reply

You've broken rule 1.


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 12:27 PM Reply

At 8/23/12 12:24 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 8/23/12 12:23 PM, Criminal-23 wrote:
At 8/23/12 12:20 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 8/23/12 12:19 PM, MaartenC wrote:
At 8/22/12 08:27 PM, Kane-Farrell wrote:
Heh, you just broke rule 5; don't talk about rule 4.
Oh wait... Damned!

Are we doing this? Is this really what we're doing right now?

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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 01:15 PM Reply

guys you know what this means.....GLADIATORS!!


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Response to Rule 1: Don't Talk About Fight Club Aug. 23rd, 2012 @ 04:18 PM Reply

well its good practice before they're spartan training..