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I once remember somebody telling me that I was 'such a douchebag Hitler is trying to travel forward in time to kill me'.
I also once got called a Chzecoslavakian Crotch Cricket.
When was the last time you heard an insult that went above and beyond the normal, "You're a faggot."
A friend of mine once told me that I looked like a moose. Now every time I look in the mirror I can't unsee it.
Generally speaking though, I find the term 'garbage' hilarious, even if it pertains ot me. "Yo, those pants is GARBAGE!"
My power is the only power.
"You're a condescending raccoon!"
I'm not exactly sure if it was meant to hurt my feelings, but the kid repeated it about five times in an angry voice. Made me laugh though.
"Get buttfucked in the mouth." | "Dammit, let me spread my anger, breed my hate!"
(To the tune of 'Bare Necessities')
You are a transsexual,
No dick, no balls, no testicles.
I accidentally posted this in the wrong thread, so, mods, feel free to delete the post in the 'If you go back in time' thread.
At 8/22/12 10:58 AM, w33zl wrote: I accidentally posted this in the wrong thread, so, mods, feel free to delete the post in the 'If you go back in time' thread.
I actually found it accurate
I remember watching this montage of movie clips and I heard this one scene where a guy said, "I think everyone in this room became stupider just by listening to you". I wish I knew what movie that came from, as it's a great insult. Does anyone else remember the Nostalgia Critic's rant on the Angry Video Game Nerd? His insult lasted for, like a minute, and used every swear word in the book.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
At 8/22/12 11:08 AM, Ericho wrote: I remember watching this montage of movie clips and I heard this one scene where a guy said, "I think everyone in this room became stupider just by listening to you". I wish I knew what movie that came from, as it's a great insult.
At 8/22/12 10:37 AM, SpeedoSausage wrote: "You silly goose" and "you silly willy" are pretty hardcore
You smelly old wasp! You silly old willy! You friendly old bum!
"lol what the fuck that's the best grammar nazi I've ever seen"-Sause, referring to me
"learn to suck some good dick. itll come in handy." -Luis on living in San Francisco
It's not necessarily the best, but I had a very weird insult not too long ago.
I got into an argument with this guy when I was moving into my apartment. He mentioned something along the lines as, "Would you seriously help someone for free carrying all of those heavy boxes?"
I responded as, "Yes I would."
Then he said, "What are you, some sort of Christian? Because I'm not a Christian!"
Yeah I help people out because it's common courtesy, and it has nothing to do with me beliefs. Still was something I won't forget for quite sometime.
Latest song cover: Rock Is Dead.
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At 8/22/12 12:09 PM, Ejit wrote:At 8/22/12 11:51 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak. Thanks.A good one.
"An asshole of almost infinite diameter" is a nice one although I'm not sure whether or not something can be almost infinite
Such insults need to be said at some point during our lives, but usually I either keep things to myself or just yell without any actual thought behind making the words good.
Sorry, I only talk to sultry courtesans
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At 8/22/12 01:22 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:At 8/22/12 01:13 PM, T3XT wrote: "Go play sudoku and die peeing on yourself!"Who said that?
It's on the radio I think.You can listen to many fucked lines on the radio in GTA IV
I got called ' you al qaeda looking looking ass ' on account of beard growing all sround my neck and pretty thick.
I laughed because it was funny
I've got a few colorful ones, such as "I go eat banana and think about you dicks" and I can't exactly remember this one but it went something like "go push your grandma down the stairs and shit on her tits". They're so absurd that I can't help but laugh.