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Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:11:57 Reply

What do you consider the worst comeback/response ever? Mine is cool story bro.

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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:16:16 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:11 AM, MotokoFan wrote: What do you consider the worst comeback/response ever? Mine is cool story bro.

Anything that is just plain immature for no reason.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:20:07 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:11 AM, MotokoFan wrote: What do you consider the worst comeback/response ever? Mine is cool story bro.

All memes for that matter.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:21:03 Reply

Anything including nonstop swearing, "yo mama," YOLO, and well... Most of the shit teenage kids use these days.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:22:16 Reply

Any response where the person is too immature to come up with something cohesive so he simply curses you out.

At 8/21/12 09:20 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 8/21/12 09:11 AM, MotokoFan wrote:
All memes for that matter.

Hey tom


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:23:19 Reply

My mom can do better!


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:23:40 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:20 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 8/21/12 09:11 AM, MotokoFan wrote: What do you consider the worst comeback/response ever? Mine is cool story bro.
All memes for that matter.

no u


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:26:04 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:20 AM, TomFulp wrote: All memes for that matter.

Hey Tom.
And yes, "you don't say" and "forever alone" all of my friends say, and it's just stupid.

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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:31:24 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:20 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 8/21/12 09:11 AM, MotokoFan wrote: What do you consider the worst comeback/response ever? Mine is cool story bro.
All memes for that matter.

I wish you post in a thread I create, Oh glorious creator..


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 09:44:55 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:22 AM, naronic wrote: Hey tom
At 8/21/12 09:23 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: no u
At 8/21/12 09:26 AM, MotokoFan wrote: Hey Tom.
And yes, "you don't say" and "forever alone" all of my friends say, and it's just stupid.
At 8/21/12 09:31 AM, jeremyjamal wrote: I wish you post in a thread I create, Oh glorious creator..

In this thread that .gif which shows what happens when Tom is online in the bbs is very suitable(which unfortunately I don't have)
BTT,the worst comeback is when someone insults the others by saying irrelevant to the discussion things or stuff that are not true or just acting immature like "You face looks like a bag of shit I have pissed on".


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 10:28:50 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:20 AM, TomFulp wrote:
At 8/21/12 09:11 AM, MotokoFan wrote: What do you consider the worst comeback/response ever? Mine is cool story bro.
All memes for that matter.

U MAD BRO?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLO


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 10:31:55 Reply

At 8/21/12 10:28 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote: U MAD BRO?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLO

You need one last "L" on the end of that. Or else it'll be "laughing out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out."

Doesn't make sense, mang.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 10:35:23 Reply

U WOT M8


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 10:58:51 Reply

"I'm black"
Such replies are the work of people unable to actually think of anything good to respond with and as such just jump into going "I'm allowed to as I'm black" or "Is it because I'm black" etc. I can be watching a very good comedy quiz show like QI and everyone is being funny and interesting, as a whole the episode is enjoyable. Then suddenly the shit comedian who can't think of anything actually witty like the other comedians just goes "Because I'm black" I instantly want to have him removed from the show and have someone who is actually good take his place.

Regianld D. Hunter I think his name is is the shittest comedian I have ever seen, he does this all the time and can't actually come up with anything funny that doesn't end in going "Because I'm black" an example being he was making a joke in QI about how English people were trying to teach him what an English word for something was since he was American and he let them continue acting dumb about it. Is that a reasonable joke? Yes of course it is, do you know what isn't reasonable? The fact he suddenly changes from "Teaching me as an American" to say "I like the faces of white men as they think they are teaching a black man something." WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN COME FROM? It was a joke about English people thinking American people didn't understand something that was the entire joke, why the fuck did you suddenly change to turning it into YET ANOTHER shit racist gag about you being black? How is this person supposed to be a comedian? Or right because he is American, no wait I mean black of course.

The icing on the cake of this was later in the same episode he decided to take the piss out of other people which is completely fine as that is what makes the show fun, Stephen Fry responds to him in an equally piss taking way and everyone is amused, completely good. Then the shit comedian isn't able to think of a witty come back again so what does he say? Take a guess on what he says? If you thought "It's Because I'm black" then you win a medal. It had absolutely nothing to do with what was being said at all and it just went to show how shit of a comedian he was to have to resort to it to stop the conversation rather than saying anything else or admiting defeat.

The best thing about it was that as soon as he said it Stephen Fry just told him "Don't even try it" in a tone that clearly pointed out how little he cared for the "comedians" efforts.

I saw some other scenes with him in it in other shows, guess what, he does the same "because I'm black" lines on every single one. EVERY SINGLE ONE. How anyone could enjoy that useless waste of screen time I don't know.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 11:02:15 Reply

ITT: People suck off a website administrator for no reason and a pretty piss-poor response.

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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 11:06:03 Reply

At 8/21/12 11:02 AM, Rapacity wrote: ITT: People suck off a website administrator for no reason and a pretty piss-poor response.

It's not like this pic has anything to do with the thread or you post.You really suck at this.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 11:18:17 Reply

At 8/21/12 11:06 AM, tonypar16 wrote:
At 8/21/12 11:02 AM, Rapacity wrote: ITT: People suck off a website administrator for no reason and a pretty piss-poor response.
It's not like this pic has anything to do with the thread or you post.You really suck at this.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, I was debating whether or not to post that because I really don't want to get banned this week.

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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 11:24:13 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:11 AM, MotokoFan wrote: What do you consider the worst comeback/response ever? Mine is cool story bro.

"You big silly willy"

With a straight face.
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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 11:28:46 Reply

UR FACE


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 14:36:06 Reply

So?
I heard that comeback once, and thought it was lazy and boring.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 14:40:37 Reply

"Takes one to know one."

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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 14:43:23 Reply

"Well you're a faggot"
I swear that's the just the worst, it's not even good. Only stupid people think that's insulting.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 14:50:56 Reply

the worst comeback I hear is when someone is called a racist and they respond with the whole "All my friends are black."

If anything, that just proves you're racist towards all races that are not black.

Oh, and the classic "You're mom" comeback. Just lame.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 14:53:32 Reply

"I know you are but what am I?"


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 15:01:15 Reply

At 8/21/12 09:11 AM, MotokoFan wrote: What do you consider the worst comeback/response ever? Mine is cool story bro.

It depends on the situation, but one I hear a lot is "you suck."
It just makes me go "That's it? That's all you've got? Really?"

But again, it's really just situational. Phrases work in one place but not another.

Then again, I haven't gotten into a "real" comeback war since 8th grade, so yeah.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 15:12:28 Reply

Honestly, I like some memes but they're all far too over used. I saw some high school seniors the other day with the challenge accepted guy on their senior class shirts and I remember thinking, "Oh man, is you serious wit this?"

We have officially begun the Shit Spewing Generation.

Anything that starts with "Oh yeah, well..." is usually pretty bad.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 15:15:10 Reply

I'd say Cool, which is pretty much the same thing as what you said OP.


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 15:19:11 Reply

umad bro
srsly
I aint mad
just pissed off


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 15:28:03 Reply

At 8/21/12 02:36 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: So?
I heard that comeback once, and thought it was lazy and boring.

That's actually a good comeback.I like it.It implies something like "I don't really care" which is pretty good


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Response to Worst Comeback/Response ever 2012-08-21 15:33:06 Reply

At 8/21/12 03:28 PM, tonypar16 wrote:
At 8/21/12 02:36 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: So?
I heard that comeback once, and thought it was lazy and boring.
That's actually a good comeback.I like it.It implies something like "I don't really care" which is pretty good

That one really just depends on how authoratative the person saying it is. If they say "So" or "I don't care" but sound hesitant, scared, or nervous about it, then it becomes a pretty lame and bad comeback.


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