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i cant get laid 2012-08-20 02:31:04

Why can't I get sex? Why do ladies no speak me??

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 02:35:30

bro the other day I went and talked to this girl and she slapped me and called my dick GAY. then she caled my nose small. I kKNOW that bitch was being sarcastic !

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 02:37:46

hey guys what's going on in here

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 02:37:56

dude dont you care about my dick being dry and getting no attenshun from any beautiful ladies?? im so fucking lonely

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 02:39:28

I will contribute in this thread by saying it really sucks and that it is unfunny.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 02:42:13
At 8/20/12 02:39 AM, Addict wrote: keep it together BOSS!!

dude i'm just so fucking lonely. i jerked off until my dick was chafed so many times. then i started using lotion. then i jerked off so much that i pissed out lotion during my after jack piss !! (â*¥_â*¥)

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 02:42:15

WTF IS WRONG W/ U PPL?!

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 02:42:28

Dont worry bro you'll get laid when the time comes

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 03:05:03

Why are cats talking in this topic?

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 03:11:44
At 8/20/12 03:05 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Why are cats talking in this topic?

Why is this thread full of pussies and money?IS this some kind of n****a thread?

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 03:14:06

What the hell is going on here? If you would be normal, maybe you would have some luck. Nobody would like all of these creepy cats!

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 04:27:52

You have to have the right cock.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 07:45:22

You can't get laid because you're a cat.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 10:38:01

Girls like hot cats, make yourself hot.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 10:44:24

Is this going to be a repeat of that fruit salad thread?

And if so, can we please skip straight to the gay pics?

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 10:55:50

This is why no one comes to the NG BBS anymore.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 10:56:49
At 8/20/12 10:44 AM, homsarrunner3 wrote: And if so, can we please skip straight to the gay pics?

We skipped to gayness as soon as you posted so I think we are pretty close

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 11:04:45
At 8/20/12 02:39 AM, tonypar16 wrote: I will contribute in this thread by saying it really sucks and that it is unfunny.

Okay Gambit.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 11:12:25
At 8/20/12 11:04 AM, SolidToad wrote: Okay Gambit.

I actually feel insulted that you believe I'm someone's alt.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 11:15:10

I see where this topic is going.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 11:39:02

Sure are a lot of alts in this topic, huh guys.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 11:40:06
At 8/20/12 11:39 AM, dunsparce wrote: Sure are a lot of alts in this topic, huh guys.

You fucking ruined it!

Oh wait

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 11:47:03
At 8/20/12 11:40 AM, homsarrunner3 wrote:
At 8/20/12 11:39 AM, dunsparce wrote: Sure are a lot of alts in this topic, huh guys.
You fucking ruined it!
Oh wait

Nah brah.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 13:46:29
At 8/20/12 10:55 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: This is why no one comes to the NG BBS anymore.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-20 18:13:53
At 8/20/12 01:46 PM, Boss wrote:

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-31 20:08:37

That's scary.

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-31 20:10:40

This thread doesn't make any logical sense anymore...

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-31 21:22:36

meow-dizzle in the house bitches

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-31 21:27:00

when i die, bury me inside the louis store

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Response to i cant get laid 2012-08-31 21:28:04

Bro, you just got to have confidence. Look at me, I get da bitches all the time.

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