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4.19 / 5.00 15,308 ViewsIt happened sometime when I was 5 years old. My dad convinced me into thinking his wine bottle was filled with fruit juice. He even poured a glass for me and watched me drink.
It was also the last time I drank alcohol... "Never again" I said back then.
Anyway, When was the first time you ever drank alcohol?
Did your dad fool you into thinking his penis was a lollipop?
wow did he molest you or something?
My father is an alcoholic so of course he tried getting me into drinking, but he made the mistake of giving me something shit tasting so I had a sip and threw it away. Then again I am glad he didn't give me something nice as otherwise I would have thrown that away to as I didn't exactly want anything he gave me so it would have ruined my future drinking.
As for the first time I actually drank properly, it would be at the Glasgow meetup, I found I had a fondness for Koppenburg mixed fruit cider there.
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At 8/19/12 02:12 PM, lordofxbox98 wrote: wow did he molest you or something?
Nah he's pretty cool actually. But it's funny that he convinced my brother and sister the same way.
At 8/19/12 02:17 PM, RyanBustersword123 wrote:At 8/19/12 02:12 PM, lordofxbox98 wrote: wow did he molest you or something?Nah he's pretty cool actually. But it's funny that he convinced my brother and sister the same way.
Wow, did your mother never call the police?
At 8/19/12 02:17 PM, RyanBustersword123 wrote:At 8/19/12 02:12 PM, lordofxbox98 wrote: wow did he molest you or something?Nah he's pretty cool actually. But it's funny that he convinced my brother and sister the same way.
Incest is wincest.
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Lets just say that it got gay, fast
The first and only time I imbibed this foul drink occured when I was too young to resist.
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At 8/19/12 02:14 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: As for the first time I actually drank properly, it would be at the Glasgow meetup, I found I had a fondness for Koppenburg mixed fruit cider there.
Theres loads of nice ciders like that, another Swedish one is Rekorderlig and id rate that at pretty much the same. If you like other tasty alcohol drinks, most flavoured cider and mixed spirits are extremely tasty, a pre-mixed example being WKD. Wine is very tasty too.
ocasionaly i finish my mom's mike's hard lemonaid when she passes out on the couch i dont do it to look cool or anything i just like the taste and the thrill of being drunk
I don't drink alcohol.
Never have and probably never will.
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At 8/19/12 02:18 PM, MiloBased wrote: Wow, did your mother never call the police?
As much of an ass my dad appears to be there's no age restriction for drinking alcohol where I live.
At 8/19/12 02:18 PM, tehtimmy4080 wrote: Lets just say that it got gay, fast
Agreed.
At 8/19/12 02:21 PM, Otto wrote: Me and my millionaire friend used to have access to infinite amounts of wine and cider, so when we were 13 we'd get shitfaced far too often. We played this game where we drank booze through his inhaler case over a sink.
wow ur frend is rich i bet he had an xbox & ps2 & gamecube
I was probably about 7 years old or so and I took a sip of my dad's beer to taste it. I actually didn't dislike the taste even though it was kind of bitter. It was about a year or two later when I had my first sip of wine. Then when I was about 10 years old I started to occasionally sneak sips of my uncle's brandy from his flask.
It was new years eve ab out ten years ago I think. Drank a loat of wine and puked in the sink... I don't drink that much any more.
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I was maybe 10 or 11. My parents were having a party and I was really thirsty, so I got a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade out of the cooler. I chugged the whole thing too.
At 8/19/12 02:18 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:
Incest is wincest.
Damnit you stole my line
A kid put vodka in my orange juice at school, I mean he did it right in front of me so I obviously just agreed to drink it. That probably counts.
Though I do have memories of my oldest brother giving me a sip of his beer can back when I was like 7 or 8, I didun' liiike it x(((
Somewhere when I was a kid I guess? I doesn't really matter to me.
OP, was molested by his dad.
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I drank vodka and whiskey at the age of 11.
O rly.
I went off to college at 15, so.
But looking back, they were shit at drinking; most of them stuck to Jim Beam and Coors Light. I only started drinking properly when I went to Germany last year. There was one bar where they had ouzo shots for only one euro; most things are at least twice that.
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I was 12, and I even remember that it was about 5 P.M., and it was the day before my birthday. I stole one of my dad's bottles and had a sip, thinking that I was "cool" after having read that the average was that most kids drank before they were 13 (don't worry, I'm not that much of a douchebag in my thought process today. At least I hope not).
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At 8/19/12 05:46 PM, LDAF wrote: I stole one of my dad's bottles and had a sip,
What was it a bottle of?
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
i was 12 and my dad took me to his friend's house and they were partying before going off to see some washed up hair metal band in concert (poison, i think)
they were all extremely drunk and my dad got me to drink a screwdriver
i liked the taste so i kept drinking them (i had 3 or 4) and then they had me help their teenage daughter set up a filesharing program (slsk) that she had no idea how to use
i passed out in her bed (i was more tired than actually drunk, but i wasn't really sure what was happening anymore)
At 8/19/12 02:20 PM, BumFodder wrote:At 8/19/12 02:14 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: As for the first time I actually drank properly, it would be at the Glasgow meetup, I found I had a fondness for Koppenburg mixed fruit cider there.Theres loads of nice ciders like that, another Swedish one is Rekorderlig and id rate that at pretty much the same. If you like other tasty alcohol drinks, most flavoured cider and mixed spirits are extremely tasty, a pre-mixed example being WKD. Wine is very tasty too.
I do admit to enjoying a nice glass of red wine, it takes me a long time to drink it as I can only manage a sip at a time due to the powerful flavour but it is very warming. If you ever want to make me a happy man bring me a bottle of sweet red and tight tareable clothing.
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I beilve 2000 or under my parent bought wine on new years eve my sister took a sipe i took gulp man it was some good wine
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