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uum...the time i fell from the 4-th story was painful.Oh wait the time i fell from the 3-th story and landed on a sharp metal thingy..wow that was awful...really
thank god i live on the second story now :-0

Getting kicked in the Balls, there is Seriously nothing worse then that.

A mate of mine had an ingrown toenail once and had to wait about 3 months in agony for an operation to have it out. A few months later it came back and he knew he'd be waiting ages again so he got in the bath with a pair of pliers and a bottle of whisky to numb himself up with, and pulled it out himself. that must've hurt! Worst I've ever experienced is getting cramp in my gooch whilst having sex. That REALLY f***ing hurt!

probably a tie between the time i got burned by an iron, or the last time i had a tooth pulled.

when i was 10-ish i was the only kid in the house that had a stereo because i hoarded every cent of my allowance. of course this led to the belief that i had bought it for everyone so it was constantly disappearing from my room. every time i complained about it to my parents they would just schpeel off the same crap about how everyone should share and that i shouldn't be selfish so they were no help. on one occasion where it had once again been lifted from my room by my older sisters, i enlisted the help of my 8 year old brother to get it back (it was a little too heavy for me to carry it out by myself and get it up the stairs without a certain degree of difficulty). we had to sneak into their room while they were out with friends in order to get it back without getting our faces smashed in (family is lovely). while i was the only one with a stereo, my oldest sister was the only one with her own tv due to the fact that she was my grandmother's favorite. when my brother and i got inside her room we noticed that when she plugged in the stereo, she had unplugged the tv. it was mid-afternoon so it was around the time power rangers was on, so my brother insisted that we stay and watch it because anyway, my sisters wouldn't be home until later that evening. i said no, but he refused to help me unless i let him watch it, so i relented and let him plug the tv back in...only finding the plug for it proved difficult as my sisters had been using that one outlet for lamps, hair dryers, a curling wand, and an iron. after climbing under a desk and searching for about three minutes, my brother came up and told me to turn the tv on now. no dice. he went back under the desk and tried another plug. still no power rangers. frustrated and upset, i hauled him out from underneath the desk and told him to go to the living room and watch it there while i got my stereo myself. he began to cry and said he was in this room already, so why not watch it here? after some arguing i relented again and crawled underneath the desk to find the plug for the tv, brushing against the iron in the process. i didn't feel anything at first. then i smelled something burning. i looked down and felt my arm growing hotter, and all of a sudden i was scrambling out from underneath the table when i saw my flesh slowly turning black and curling and falling away from my left forearm right before my eyes. as soon as i saw it clearly the pain instantlyregistered and i was flailing about the house and screaming my head off while my brother cried and wailed for my mom to come look. she tore into the house (she had been gardening), took one look at my arm, began screaming and grabbed me by my right arm, hauling me all the way to the kitchen where she turned on the cold water full blast. she stuck my left arm under, which continued to burn long after it had left the heat of the iron while i hyperventilated and sobbed and ultimately blacked out because the water current had caused even more flesh to peel off. i woke up in the hospital with my arm bandaged all the way up to my armpits even though the iron only burned a 2 inch space (i only caught the tip of the iron) about a half inch from my elbow. for weeks the area developed these giant oozing blisters which would pop at random and then after about a month and a half it was a giant scab.10 years later the scar is faint (thanks to not giving in to the urge to pick at the scab and lots of moisturizers) and no one really notices it unless i point it out...which i don't exactly have a habit of doing.

about three years ago i had to get a tooth pulled because it was a baby tooth that had simply refused to fall out and another tooth was already underneath it. the dentist just began shoving needle after needle into the back of my mouth, and when it came time to pull out the tooth, they just weren't having any effect. after about six needles, my mouth was finally numbed enough for the dentist to yank out the damn thing only it wouldn't come out easily. he actually had to brace his foot on the side of the chair to do it and even then he broke the tooth in half and all the pain killers came gushing out in a river of blood. i nearly choked coughing up blood, and before it was all over he had to cut my gums open and spent half an hour pulling out tooth bits.

My 10th birthday party, back in '93. I was doin the turtleback and for some reason kicked out my legs. I went up onto my left shoulder and dislocated it. That bit didn't hurt. However, 5 HOURS later, when they put the damn thing back, it hurt like hell. I've either torn or badly hyper-extended all the ligaments in my shoulder. I can't play ice hockey any more unless I had surgery, which doctors tell me only has a 25-50 percent chance of success. Not only Physical, but Mental pain, as I was cruelly robbed of the chance to play the only sport I was any good at.

Let's see...

Cutting my thumb with a steak knife. Yes, a STEAK knife.

The damn piece of skin I cut was hanging from my thumb.

I got beat up today. That really hurt.

wow all of these stories make me hurt all over.. but i think my balls are just aching from all of those, or maybe its blue balls..

Heh Got An Pole Through Stomach.

At 5/19/04 01:40 PM, Olmec wrote: tell us about it. once i got a needle inside my foot for a week and i didnt know what it was until the doctor had to cut it out, what made it really hurt was the needle was pressing on a nerve and it felt like an electrical shock everytime i walked, it sucked.

about 8 years ago, my brother cut me under the eye lid with an icicle while playing ice baseball, the end of the icicle swung off when he hit the bat and slashed through my eyebrow and under my eyelid, i had to go get like 8 stitches under my eye. it was painful as hell, but all i remember is wanting to go to sleep, lol.

i have had the worst pain EVER

a girl was giving me head and she decided to try to teabag thats sucking and licking of the balls

and she for unknown reasons
BIT ME HARD
so hard my balls swelled up

The worst pain I had was 5 years ago

I was on holiday abroad with my parents and while I was walking on the beach I stood on a poisonous fish. The sharp spine injected poison into my foot.

I was in agony and had to be carried back to the hotel. My parents got a taxi and took me to a doctor. By the time I got there the pain was gone.

I just got cream for my foot, that was it. The doctor said it was a lion fish but if it was, I would be dead. I think it was a dragon fish.

I was 10 at the time, so it might not be as bad as it sounds but it was at the time.

Oh yeah. I forgot to mention; when I was 5 or 6 some littler kid threatened to cut off my ear with some scissors. I didn't think he was serioous, but apparently he was. He cut my ear lobe really bad, but its still there, so maybe it just seemed a lot worse since I was little.

One time a recently sharpened pocket knife closed on my finger. The tip to the first joint was completely gone. I didn't notice until i was covered in blood.

At 5/20/04 01:28 AM, KupaMan wrote:

At 5/20/04 01:22 AM, The_Flames_Fan wrote: Oh, One more thing about me, I have an ingrowen toe nail, And at one time pussed enough too cover my hole toe nail.

My friend has an ingrown. Those get so nasty. It's probably infected. His mom won't pay for the surgery or whatever so he said he's gonna let it go away.

Your friends ingrown toenail will never go away. Your friend needs surgery for it in order to go away. i know because i had an ingrown toenail. i needed surgery for it to go away. your friends mum must pay for the surgery because if you leave the toe like that, there is a chance that the toe will be lost!

Well, one time i was pushed off of a two story building because i called this kid an asshole at school. It wasn't "That bad" because the ground broke my fall, and my legs. Oh yeah and there was this other time when a car hit me going 35 mph, i went through the windshield and the driver was killed. But i'm perfectly fine now, except for that time last week when my brother threw a pen at me and it stuck in my head.

cupple of years ago i was bladeing down a steap ass hill, i tripped over a rock lol did a face plant and snaped my wrist in half. it didnt heal too good and i can now push that lil round lump of something at tha side of your wrist in :P it freaks my friends out

I once had a papercut in between two of my toes. THAT is the worst pain I've ever experienced. Aside from mental anguish, but that's a relative pain. /meh.

At 6/7/04 09:11 AM, TheShrek wrote: I once had a papercut in between two of my toes.

Self inflicted? Ala Jackass?

ingrowing nails, both toes. had to get surgery done, removing the nail root one side of each toe. had an immense amount of pain a week after, i wanted to get my whole foot amputated.

At 6/7/04 09:12 AM, AIastor wrote:

At 6/7/04 09:11 AM, TheShrek wrote: I once had a papercut in between two of my toes.

Self inflicted? Ala Jackass?

Nah, it was an accident. I was walking in my brother's room, and the floor was covered in garbage. I got a 5-page essay between the big toe and ... the one next to the big one(do these toes have names?). It was more like 3 separate cuts. It hurt like all hell. It gave me a little limp for a couple weeks.

How can you honestly judge pain ? I have been kicked in the balls battered with bats and my appendix almost exploded inside me. I cant really judge what was the worst pain but damn it fucking hurts just thinking about whats happened to me in the past.

The worst pain by far for me was when i bashed my head open on a sidewalk when i was 6 or 7. Got about 7 or so odd stitiches, ow ow ow ow ow. I still don''t thinking about it o_O.

when ur ma poked me in the eye with her cock

when a kid twice my age punched me in the gut, lost my wind for a minute and half, makeing it that much more painful.

When I got circumcised. It hurt like hell for weeks!

At 5/20/04 06:00 AM, mrdie wrote: Getting kicked in the Balls, there is Seriously nothing worse then that.

thats about the worse pain i've felt,and that might actually be the worse pain ever.
see what happened was that i was helping my old daycare with some kids and one of the toddlers asked to play some scream ball and,well since i didn't know what the game was i asked "well timmy how do you play scream ball?"and this kid is one of the evil ones in the daycare center/church.what he does is say"LIKE THIS!!"and kicks me right in the hackysacks.i wanted to hang that kid upside down and whoop his ass just like his mama should be doing

At 5/20/04 01:51 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Having my face hitting the pavement and getting dragged about a foot. Smashed my front teeth with one that actually popped out. My face was a mess for a couple months after that. Looked like I had a goatee of scabs on my face, including one round scab on the tip of my nose.

I'll bet the endless stares were worse than the injury.. People can't seem to keep their filthy eyes to themselves when it comes to someone who looks different.

I was riding my bike, and I ran straight into a tree. On my way home for a bandage I rode around a pool, and busted both my left and right arm open. THere was much blood. Next i passed through a court, and I ran into the fence, busting my head open. When I got home, my mom was really shocked. I was 8 at the time.

i was going to do a backflip of of a 20 foot pole into a 10 ft lake,i didnt go out far enough and busted my face,i didnt black out or ne thing but it hurt alot.