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Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 09:15 PM Reply

Haha! So I was listening to the radio today and some talk show was talking about the "Who's You Daddy Van" in NYC. They basically offer DNA tests to men who want to know whether or not their child is their's. So you can basically just hail the van over as you walk don the street and say you want a DNA test. At first I thought it was fake but after googling it turns out it's legit.

This is too funny. Anyone here who lives in NYC willing to stop the van just for the hell of it?

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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 09:18 PM Reply

It looks like a half eaten chocolate bar.

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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 09:23 PM Reply

Health Street?Really?


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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 09:25 PM Reply

What an elaborate way to kidnap people


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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 16th, 2012 @ 09:46 PM Reply

At 8/16/12 09:25 PM, beardkiller wrote: What an elaborate way to kidnap people

So That's where my kidney went.


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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 17th, 2012 @ 12:04 AM Reply

At 8/16/12 09:46 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 8/16/12 09:25 PM, beardkiller wrote: What an elaborate way to kidnap people
So That's where my kidney went.

that would be a great way to harvest organs for the black market.

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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 17th, 2012 @ 12:08 AM Reply

At 8/17/12 12:04 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 8/16/12 09:46 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 8/16/12 09:25 PM, beardkiller wrote: What an elaborate way to kidnap people
So That's where my kidney went.
that would be a great way to harvest organs for the black market.

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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 17th, 2012 @ 12:11 AM Reply

I really like the "Who's your Daddy?" quote printed on the side of the van.

Also, the van looks like the driver should give out ice cream after each "donor" gets their blood drawn.


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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 17th, 2012 @ 01:58 AM Reply

They are spreading a zombie virus. Prepare for the apocalypse.


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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 17th, 2012 @ 03:17 AM Reply

At 8/17/12 01:58 AM, satanbrain wrote: They are spreading a zombie virus. Prepare for the apocalypse.

yay for justifyed homicide


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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 17th, 2012 @ 03:29 AM Reply

What is it that they want?!! Seriously!??

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Response to Van Offers Dna Tests Aug. 17th, 2012 @ 03:33 AM Reply

At 8/17/12 03:29 AM, masheenH3ad wrote: What is it that they want?!! Seriously!??

They expect you to die

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