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woo, my first clock day!

Happy Clock Day Everyone <3

At 8/15/12 01:11 AM, Xenomit wrote: Just finished zero bombing everything made in the last 5 hours, I've contributed and heading back to fire base to reload and refule

Resistance is futile, you WILL be assimilated.

At 8/15/12 01:50 AM, Suprememessage wrote:

At 8/15/12 01:11 AM, Xenomit wrote: Just finished zero bombing everything made in the last 5 hours, I've contributed and heading back to fire base to reload and refule

Resistance is futile, you WILL be assimilated.

Fire base, I'm receiving scrambled clock day messages, I'll relay those to the main com center and let you guys sort them out

At 8/15/12 02:17 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: This is Fire Base I just received orders to bomb Xenomit's submissions with the 0 bombs

Uhhhh, fire base, I'm getting some conflict on that last order, my scanners show he doesn't have any flash submissions, do you confirm?

Warning clocks take over in -11 years

At 8/15/12 01:01 AM, Bard wrote: theres been like 10 flashes submitted holy shit the portal is FLOODED

Get out of here tool. Your time is over, you old ass man with your lame bbs arguing and trolling tactics that died in 2004.

knock knock
who's there?
clock cr

At 8/15/12 06:30 AM, Addict wrote: My account is ready for these flashes like an obese african woman is ready for collard greens at a buffet.

My account is ready like a colon for a stolen horse

Why do we pretend that the Clocks still have an active presence on Newgrounds, anyway?

I mean, they're 99% dormant for the entire year, then when Clock Day rolls around, CorpseGrinderClock surfs the BBS and posts 20 times in every clock-related thread, occasionally joined by other Clocks. Then we have Clock Day, and then everything goes back to normal and the Clocks go back to sleep for a year.

Clock Day more like COCK day am i right? hyuck

At 8/15/12 10:10 AM, homsarrunner3 wrote: Why do we pretend that the Clocks still have an active presence on Newgrounds, anyway?

We make movies all the time. We have our own board that isn't anywhere near as horrible as this one, so why would we bother posting here except to occasionally cruise for new recruits or promote events?

CorpseGrinderClock surfs the BBS and posts 20 times in every clock-related thread, occasionally joined by other Clocks. Then we have Clock Day, and then everything goes back to normal and the Clocks go back to sleep for a year.

Yeah man why aren't I paying attention to the other great threads like this and this and this and this and this andthis? Clearly, we're missing out.

Scoff all you want but if you're not seeing us around it's not because we're dead, it's because we're avoiding you people.

At 8/15/12 11:31 AM, WadeFulp wrote: This one was pretty LOL
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/601011

This collab was seriously one of the most fun I've ever done.

At 8/14/12 11:50 PM, liljim wrote: Clocks take over in 10 minutes.

OH FUCK
Off to porn, then.

wow the clocks took over with these submissions that are still UJ even though they're 7 hours old lmao your servers must be under a lot of stress right now

At 8/15/12 12:24 PM, MrPercie wrote: am I the only one who doesnt understand all this cock nonsense?

Yes, everyone else but you gets it and we're all laughing at you behind your back

WOOO clock day,time to pizz on some flashes

At 8/15/12 12:36 PM, MoodyRemix wrote: WOOO clock day,time to pizz on some flashes

so your theory is that you will pee on the pee that's being peed on you to show that pee who's boss

HAIZ i LEIKS UPLOADZ A NU FLSH

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