Stop it. You aren't funny. No one cares that you have a vagina and that it bleeds, and no one cares about how you think men are sexist pigs. GET OFF THE STAGE.
At 8/14/12 04:15 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Stop it. You aren't funny. No one cares that you have a vagina and that it bleeds, and no one cares about how you think men are sexist pigs. GET OFF THE STAGE.
I agree with this statement.
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What about male comedians that dress up as women (like Eddie Izzard), are they not funny too?
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
There are some very funny female comedians.
If you haven't had the good fortune to have watched them then I feel sorry for you, but at the same time privileged.
I'll give you one link out of courtesy, though.
Maria Bamford.
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Women comedies are never funny ever. They talk about the grossest subjects.
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Some female commedians are funny
But I'm not like most of the idiots around here, when I watch a commedy show, I don't care who the person is or what they are as long as they're funny
At 8/14/12 04:33 PM, HydraTundra wrote: I think Whitney Cummings is hilarious. : D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZyP4m6vx54
That wasn't funny, that was gross and annoying. She was talking about shaving her vagina bald, and making it look like she had herpes. And you don't win over the man crowd by saying, "LOLOL YOU'RE ALL WASTING YOUR LIFE BY WATCHING PORN."
They're not laughing at their jokes, just at them in general.
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At 8/14/12 04:33 PM, HydraTundra wrote: I think Whitney Cummings is hilarious. : D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZyP4m6vx54
That's not comedy, That's some woman's screed against porn.
Don't like porn, don't watch it!
Women do not wear boxing gloves or masks. One of the several reasons they are not funny.
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At 8/14/12 04:38 PM, Darthdenim wrote:At 8/14/12 04:33 PM, HydraTundra wrote: I think Whitney Cummings is hilarious. : DThat's not comedy, That's some woman's screed against porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZyP4m6vx54
Don't like porn, don't watch it!
It's also ironic that she has the perfect name for a porn actress.
Hitchens' reasoning as to why women aren't funny was spot on.
I'd like to add to this topic by pointing out that female comedians have a nasty habit of alienating 50% of their potential audience by only talking about things that women can relate to. Example: Childbirth, periods, vaginas, etc.
These things might be funny to women when they're sitting around sipping wine with each other but it doesn't translate well into the rest of the world.
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Most women comedians do suck major ass.
someone please murder whitney cummings
I'm going to be the first man to pretend to be a woman comedian, and I will succeed at it too.
...never mind, Lisa Lampanelli beat me to it.
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At 8/14/12 07:22 PM, MiloBased wrote: someone please murder whitney cummings
Thank you. Money Shot was one of the most tedious, unfunny stand-up performances I have ever seen.
How about men comedians stop talking about how crazy women are or how hard it is to get laid or why their ex-girlfriends are stupid? How about men comedians stop talking about farting and drugs and having sex with lots of women? How about men comedians stop bitching about their wives and get a divorce already? How about men just leave women comedians alone for doing what they do best? What, women can't be comedians? Is that it? Well, men can't be cooks. Men can't be waiters. Men can't sing. I can play that game too, man.
At 8/14/12 07:41 PM, DinahCross wrote: How about men comedians stop talking about how crazy women are or how hard it is to get laid or why their ex-girlfriends are stupid? How about men comedians stop talking about farting and drugs and having sex with lots of women? How about men comedians stop bitching about their wives and get a divorce already? How about men just leave women comedians alone for doing what they do best? What, women can't be comedians? Is that it? Well, men can't be cooks. Men can't be waiters. Men can't sing. I can play that game too, man.
IT'S SO TRUE WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.
sorry i will change for the better i will have no negative opinion of women
For some reason I replaced "comedians" with "Canadians" and was utterly confused by this topic.
At first I said to myself "Are Canadian women the only women who menstruate?"
Also the same could be said about Male's and their tendency to talk about dicks and sex and being men in general. If that doesn't appeal to you, understandable, but you act as if what you like applies to everyone.
At 8/14/12 07:34 PM, Ryanson wrote: I'm going to be the first man to pretend to be a woman comedian, and I will succeed at it too.
...never mind, Lisa Lampanelli beat me to it.
God she sucks so hard, she tries waaaay too hard and no one ever gives her a hard time for being racist because she's a woman. Like I think I laughed at only one joke of hers, the rest is the same shit I could find on the internet.
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At 8/14/12 07:41 PM, DinahCross wrote: How about men comedians stop talking about how crazy women are
Women are crazy, though, and when you give them the chance to be the centre of attention (e.g. on stage with a microphone) they act even more crazy.
or how hard it is to get laid
You're right, women are sluts.
How about men comedians stop talking about farting and drugs and having sex with lots of women?
If there wasn't a wide audience for such material, they would.
How about men just leave women comedians alone for doing what they do best?
No comedian is above criticism. Just because they're a female comedian it doesn't give their material a free pass to not be criticised.
What, women can't be comedians? Is that it?
It's not that they can't be comedians. It's that women just aren't anywhere near as funny as men are, because in terms of survival instincts they don't need to be.
Men need to be funny in order to be found attractive by women. If you can't make her laugh, you're at a massive disadvantage. Wit is a sign of intelligence.
Women, on the other hand, don't need to be funny, because men already find women attractive whether they are funny or not.
Well, men can't be cooks.
The best chefs in the world are men.
Men can't be waiters.
Actually only men can be waiters. It's women who can't be waiters.
Men can't sing.
Apparently nobody who buys records agrees with you.
I can play that game too, man.
You're not very good at it.
At 8/14/12 07:30 PM, Otto wrote: Hitchens is right, so let us enjoy those exceptions.
Here's a female comedian I recently found who's pretty hilarious. She's just fucking great
"He invented olives by adding evil to grapes"
You thought THAT was funny?
Oh well, whatever.
At 8/14/12 04:28 PM, Cool-Points wrote: Tina Fey is hilarious.
I find it disturbing that no one has mentioned SNL's classic Gilda Radner.
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