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Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 11:57 PM Reply

So I'm watching this video laughing my ass off like any gentleman would be when all of a sudden at at this very moment shit got serious, the cunt broke up with him through a text message and I'm pointing my finger at my screen screaming you filthy fucking cowardly harlot!

Who else thinks breaking up through text is wrong? Video relevant to topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xlpi4e6HCM&feature#t=05m25s


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 11:59 PM Reply

Lolwut?

0/5 would not laugh again.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 12:03 AM Reply

I have done it before just because cheating earns no respect. In normal cases its always better to do it in person or on the phone if that's not possible. Being personal about it means you took the relationship seriously and is more meaningful. I'm glad I haven't had to do that a lot yet. But I also don't think that getting dumped over texting is something to explode over.

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 12:07 AM Reply

I had a worse girlfriend. Turns out she actually was a female. Damn dark nightclubs.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 12:14 AM Reply

I've never experienced a tragic event such as that, but I feel that informing the anonymous internet public is the wrong way to go about discussing it.

Unless you welcome the obvious forthcoming attacks and relish the fully-willing defense of total strangers coming to your aid against other complete strangers.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 12:20 AM Reply

At 8/14/12 12:14 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:
Unless you welcome the obvious forthcoming attacks and relish the fully-willing defense of total strangers coming to your aid against other complete strangers.

This fucking THIS!!


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 12:24 AM Reply

At 8/13/12 11:57 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: So I'm watching this video laughing my ass off like any gentleman would be when all of a sudden at at this very moment shit got serious, the cunt broke up with him through a text message and I'm pointing my finger at my screen screaming you filthy fucking cowardly harlot!

Who else thinks breaking up through text is wrong? Video relevant to topic

well, if you're the girl in the video who didn't give consent when she was in the pool with her boyfriend and his best friend and kept yelling "no" and "stop", then sure!- i think breaking up through text is pretty damn acceptable!

you must be one of the little noob trolls under your bridge. too stupid and inexperienced to eat with the stronger members of your troll pack, so you end up shriveling and feeding off the leftover troll topic scraps while the bigger trolls go out and gather troll topics.

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 12:41 AM Reply

If the cunt has the vagina to break up over text message then she was no good anyway. I'd say go over to her house and do the following: Slash tiers, put sugar in gas tank, bologna the whole car, take a shit on her patio, piss in her mail box, cum on her door knob, and last but not least; send her pictures of the other girl you were dating the whole time sucking your dick.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 01:14 AM Reply

This is horrible. I wish very bad things for you.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 01:26 AM Reply

I did it once. She took it well. Her Myspace bulletin was, and I quote, "FINALLY I'M FREE."

She was cheating anyway lol


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 01:42 AM Reply

Girls and guys who break up with their SO via email and text messages are incredibly shitty people who are cowards.

In this case however, it is justified. She was attacked. It is perfectly reasonable to not want to see that person again for fear for one's safety.

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 01:52 AM Reply

At 8/14/12 01:14 AM, Sensationalism wrote: This is horrible. I wish very bad things for you.

Stop being like that, this girl is a fucking liar hun


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 01:52 AM Reply

Rape is worse, mmkay.

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 02:49 AM Reply

If this is true then her boyfriend is kind of a douchebag.

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 03:19 AM Reply

3/10. Try harder next time OP.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 03:50 AM Reply

Totally agree with what Dickbuns said.

At 8/14/12 01:52 AM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: Stop being like that, this girl is a fucking liar hun

Fuck off. I thought I'd never wish this on anyone, but I hope it happens to you.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 06:28 PM Reply

What's really sad is that I'm not even sure if you are trolling. : /

It seems like so many people have a build in hatred of women. if a girl says she got raped it's either:
- She didn't resist strongly enough
- She was asking for it
- It wasn't real rape (your boyfriend can't rape you etc.)
- It is a false accusation and she is a terrible person for telling lies.

Why are people so against the idea that maybe the girl is innocent and the accused rapist is guilty of the crime?


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 06:33 PM Reply

"OMG GURL THATS TOTALLY RAPE U SHOULD BREAK UP WITH HIM"

women make me sick.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 09:23 PM Reply

At 8/14/12 06:33 PM, MiloBased wrote: "OMG GURL THATS TOTALLY RAPE U SHOULD BREAK UP WITH HIM"

women make me sick.

What she described was in fact rape. And it's perfectly sensible for her friend to tell her to break up with him.

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 09:46 PM Reply

At 8/14/12 06:28 PM, XJ-47 wrote: What's really sad is that I'm not even sure if you are trolling. : /

It seems like so many people have a build in hatred of women. if a girl says she got raped it's either:
- She didn't resist strongly enough
- She was asking for it
- It wasn't real rape (your boyfriend can't rape you etc.)
- It is a false accusation and she is a terrible person for telling lies.

Why are people so against the idea that maybe the girl is innocent and the accused rapist is guilty of the crime?

Ok let me get a little dark, I've had three girlfriends tell me about being raped before and their confession of this tragic tale was completely genuine and solid and completely horrible. Although the confession may seem realistic and heartfelt, I have the absolute of a rape victim. This girl overplays the cheery attitude to confession when from what I've experienced was not at all close to anywhere introduced pepped up like this girls was and although everyone" IS " different, I am sure that this is positively a false rape accusation without a doubt from previous confessions experience from rape victims

written when drunk, read between lines!

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 09:55 PM Reply

At 8/14/12 09:23 PM, DickBuns wrote:
At 8/14/12 06:33 PM, MiloBased wrote: "OMG GURL THATS TOTALLY RAPE U SHOULD BREAK UP WITH HIM"

women make me sick.
What she described was in fact rape. And it's perfectly sensible for her friend to tell her to break up with him.

Im more angry at:

1. She couldn't figure for herself she was raped.
2. We shouldn't joke about rape because she got raped.
3. It was "totally" rape.
4. Her friend suggested breaking up over the police.
5. No one called the police.
6. she probably liked it.
7. How she keeps twisting her head around and swaying.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 10:14 PM Reply

just because the dick was to big doesnt mean it was rape :P means you cant take on a big sausage roll

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 14th, 2012 @ 10:24 PM Reply

At 8/14/12 12:24 AM, Cool-Points wrote:

you must be one of the little noob trolls under your bridge. too stupid and inexperienced to eat with the stronger members of your troll pack, so you end up shriveling and feeding off the leftover troll topic scraps while the bigger trolls go out and gather troll topics.

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 02:37 AM Reply

At 8/14/12 09:46 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote:
At 8/14/12 06:28 PM, XJ-47 wrote: What's really sad is that I'm not even sure if you are trolling. : /

It seems like so many people have a build in hatred of women. if a girl says she got raped it's either:
- She didn't resist strongly enough
- She was asking for it
- It wasn't real rape (your boyfriend can't rape you etc.)
- It is a false accusation and she is a terrible person for telling lies.

Why are people so against the idea that maybe the girl is innocent and the accused rapist is guilty of the crime?
Ok let me get a little dark, I've had three girlfriends tell me about being raped before and their confession of this tragic tale was completely genuine and solid and completely horrible. Although the confession may seem realistic and heartfelt, I have the absolute of a rape victim. This girl overplays the cheery attitude to confession when from what I've experienced was not at all close to anywhere introduced pepped up like this girls was and although everyone" IS " different, I am sure that this is positively a false rape accusation without a doubt from previous confessions experience from rape victims

written when drunk, read between lines!

I'm not so sure, there isn't really a sure proof way of telling if someone is lying.
Different people deal with issues in different ways, on person may break down and cry while another becomes super cheerful in an act of trying to cover up their true emotions.

Even if you are 100% sure she is lying due to your experience, a bunch of other people on this thread don't have strong evidence pointing towards her lying yet they are still mocking her instead of giving a shit.

I'm ok with rape jokes but you are laughing at a girl who, from what you can tell, has been raped.
This just creates what feminists call a "rape culture", you may not directly say that rape is ok but you certainly don't give a shit if it happens.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 03:03 AM Reply

calm down . do you really think you need to be that serious?

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 03:25 AM Reply

At 8/15/12 03:03 AM, lolitalulu50 wrote: calm down . do you really think you need to be that serious?

Yes I do think that laughing at rape victims is something that needs to be taken seriously.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 03:32 AM Reply

Anyone who breaks up with someone via text messaging is a complete whore/prick. Seriously.

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 03:34 AM Reply

At 8/15/12 03:32 AM, CashClock wrote: Anyone who breaks up with someone via text messaging is a complete whore/prick. Seriously.

Btw a sidenote to Light if he reads this thread: I'm dumping you. -CashClock.

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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 10:21 AM Reply

At 8/13/12 11:57 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: Who else thinks breaking up through text is wrong? Video relevant to topic

People who do that don't deserve any respect.


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Response to Worst girlfriend ever Aug. 15th, 2012 @ 10:50 AM Reply

I hate it when girlfriends (or boyfriends) try to control the person they are in a relationship with and tell them what they can't do and don't want them hanging out with their friends.


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