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Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:00 PM Reply

Have you seen this before? People wearing dirty clothes or not showering, and then just fabreezing themselves...?

I saw that shit all the time in high school. But I'm Twenty-Fucking-Three. If you're my age, you should not be doing this. I legitimately got into a fight with someone over this. I said that it's immature and bad hygiene, and that I didn't want to go to a certain place (where there are girls) with him looking/smelling like that. He tells me I'm stuck up or some shit.

Yeah, bro. I heard girls really like it when you smell like Four-Cat-Grandma's Pee Couch.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:05 PM Reply

I hate it when no one wants to shower with me after gym, instead they all axe themselves and leave.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:06 PM Reply

(insert flame against OP because he thinks he's better than other people)

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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:07 PM Reply

Febreeze wears off, and pretty fast. Deodorant is meant to work all day. I've done it before.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:08 PM Reply

I do it as a last resort -- accidentally sleeping in, I'll be late if I shower, and I forgot to wash my clothes. I still use deodorant and brush my teeth and stuff.

I also Febreze myself to compliment the clean smell after a shower, if I don't feel like using cologne.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:12 PM Reply

Deodorant is superior to Fabreeze.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:13 PM Reply

Wow. I don't know.. that sounds slightly better than overusing one of those athlete deodorant brands. You might as well go smelling like you have been working out and such. Its a good way for everyone to know not to approach you. Hell, maybe that's what your friend was going for since he obviously isn't a ladies man to begin with. Smelling like Fabreeze and sweat would be hilarious though!

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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:36 PM Reply

They do make body spray for that very thing. Why the fuck is he using febreze lmfao.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:47 PM Reply

At 8/13/12 06:39 PM, Otto wrote:
At 8/13/12 06:36 PM, Sensationalism wrote: They do make body spray for that very thing. Why the fuck is he using febreze lmfao.
Febreeze doesn't just cover odours, it eliminates them

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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 06:51 PM Reply

At 8/13/12 06:05 PM, SolidToad wrote: I hate it when no one wants to shower with me after gym, instead they all axe themselves and leave.

They're all probably straight, so yeah.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 08:00 PM Reply

At 8/13/12 06:56 PM, CockGobbler wrote:
At 8/13/12 06:16 PM, Otto wrote: If you can't tell they're dirty and they don't care, what's the problem? You prude
I think his point was that his friend still smelled and had dirty clothes on.

This. Wore the same clothes as yesterday and he didn't shower.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 11:05 PM Reply

Fabreeze is for clothing. Deodorant is for people.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 11:39 PM Reply

At 8/13/12 11:05 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Fabreeze is for clothing. Deodorant is for people.

Pretty much this, people bathed in perfume/cologne are the bad hygienists.
Then again, I'm in no position to call people out for this.


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Response to Fabreeze as Deodorant...? Aug. 13th, 2012 @ 11:46 PM Reply

At 8/13/12 11:39 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 8/13/12 11:05 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Fabreeze is for clothing. Deodorant is for people.
Pretty much this, people bathed in perfume/cologne are the bad hygienists.
Then again, I'm in no position to call people out for this.

I respect your honesty.


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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