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Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:15:00 Reply

Where do animals go where they die?

Discuss.


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:18:01 Reply

"Animal heaven" is a term created to comfort small children who can't comprehend the biblical interpretation of heaven.

Heaven is, supposedly, a place of personal utopia. Whether this means that it's different for each person or each person who goes there's mind is altered in a way to find it pleasing is unclear.

Theoretically

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:19:15 Reply

At 8/12/12 08:17 PM, e-lord wrote: the same place everyone else goes probably

into the cold black earth


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:21:55 Reply

Animals have a heaven too

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:26:58 Reply

According to the bible animals don't have souls.

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:31:25 Reply

Newsflash, there is no heaven.

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:37:05 Reply

At 8/12/12 08:31 PM, Croire wrote: Newsflash, there is no heaven.

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:44:30 Reply

Well, I put my pets into a sort of oven that turns them into ashes, then i proceed to sprinkle those ashes in certain places.


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:45:30 Reply

At 8/12/12 08:44 PM, PandaSausage wrote: Well, I put my pets into a sort of oven that turns them into ashes, then i proceed to sprinkle those ashes in certain places.

Are they dead before or after this process begins?


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 20:49:31 Reply

I don't know about other animals, but I know all dogs go to heaven.


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 21:54:59 Reply

I don't know where animals go when they die, but they should stay there.

I know what you're thinking. Don't go burying anything in them old Micmac grounds.

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 22:36:04 Reply

At 8/12/12 08:31 PM, Croire wrote: Newsflash, there is no heaven.

Where is your scientific proof?

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 22:37:45 Reply

Dead animals are put on a barge and sent to China to be made into General Tso's Chicken

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 22:53:56 Reply

At 8/12/12 08:44 PM, PandaSausage wrote: Well, I put my pets into a sort of oven that turns them into ashes, then i proceed to sprinkle those ashes in certain places.

You keep Jews as pets?


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 23:04:17 Reply

I don't believe animals go anywhere when they die. They are just lifeforms in my eyes. It took me ages to admit that my cat Roma is gone forever. I don't think it would make sense for there to be a heaven for animals given that they don't have morals or laws. Unless!! there is a spirit world where all living things go after death, and it is neither good nor bad. Just kinda like a different universe or something. If so, then yeah animals would go to "heaven".

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-12 23:06:00 Reply

At 8/12/12 08:15 PM, ChewyOwnz wrote: Where do animals go where they die?

The Pet Cemetery.


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 00:43:04 Reply

At 8/12/12 08:26 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: According to the bible animals don't have souls.

And humans are animals.


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 00:53:01 Reply

Animal Heaven.
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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 01:16:32 Reply

In the ground.


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 01:29:12 Reply

At 8/12/12 11:29 PM, Ilssm wrote:
The Pet Cemetery.
Do they come back to life?

Yes, they come back as zombies.


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 01:30:13 Reply

At 8/12/12 08:15 PM, ChewyOwnz wrote: Where do animals go where they die?

Discuss.

Or YOU could use the search function.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1313304


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 01:48:28 Reply

At 8/13/12 12:43 AM, Sensationalism wrote: And humans are animals.

Not according to Christians.
Apparently in the bible it's implied that humans are the only ones with immortal souls.

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 04:28:51 Reply

Animals don't have whatever souls are so they are practically like robots. According to books.


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 14:21:25 Reply

It seems like if there was a Heaven, it would probably be beyond the understandiblity of any living person. Who's to say in Heaven we would even have a physical form? I imagine that there is some reason to believe animals have souls, if we assume souls exist. Of course, it is kind of disturbing to think of trillions of mosquito souls hanging out in the afterlife. I would think they'd just take up too much room.


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 19:27:17 Reply

6-feet under the ground


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 19:34:50 Reply

There's nothing to discuss because all animals go to Rainbow Bridge when they die. As the poem goes:

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge.
There are meadows and hills for all our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food and water and sunshine and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigour; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by.
The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing: They miss someone very special to them; who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. The bright eyes are intent; the eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to break away from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. YOU have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.
Then you cross the Rainbow Bridge together...


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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-13 19:35:59 Reply

At 8/12/12 08:15 PM, ChewyOwnz wrote: Where do animals go WHERE they die?

That depends on the animal, and where they end up traveling to just before dying.

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-14 05:35:10 Reply

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Response to Animal Heaven? 2012-08-14 06:02:22 Reply

At 8/13/12 07:27 PM, Lugen wrote: 6-feet under the ground

A garbage bag in the dumpster.


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