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I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 05:28:42 Reply

Sorry boys, but as of tomorrow the flirting is officially OVER. Tomorrow I'll be a married man and it just ain't cool to be flirting with the wild dick like that anymore, is it? I might throw a flirtatious look or give a fun pat on the knee after a few margaritas, but it won't be going as far as sucking a bunch of you guys off in some skanky club bathroom. So if you want one last chance to get that dick wet, make it tonight.

Seriously though, I'm getting married tomorrow at 3pm (which is Sunday, 10am for you Amerifellows) and I'm damn excited. I thought this would be a far more interesting topic but now it looks like it's just turned into a "GIVE ME PRAISE, I'M GETTING MARRIED." thread.

here's a drawing of how I think the day will go down
was drawn with a laptop pad

I'm Getting Married Tomorrow!


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 05:31:23 Reply

we will always be fuck buddies. remember that.


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 05:34:44 Reply

why would you ruin your life like that


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 05:48:44 Reply

congrats

hope your soon-to-be wife doesn't have herpes or something

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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 06:06:49 Reply

At 8/11/12 05:34 AM, MiloBased wrote: why would you ruin your life like that

This. Don't do it man! There's still time to escape!


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 06:10:50 Reply

At 8/11/12 05:34 AM, MiloBased wrote: why would you ruin your life like that

Oh you know, 'cause I'm young and silly and reckless.

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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 06:27:12 Reply

ur lifes over man


im a live swifer and live swif doesnt suck but it's ok

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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 06:45:02 Reply

Nice pic, but WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AND YOUR WIFE NAKED AT YOUR WEDDING???? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

Congrats! Enjoy the ceremony, only happens once!


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 10:30:07 Reply

At 8/11/12 06:45 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Congrats! Enjoy the ceremony, only happens once!

This isn't the 19th century. Silly Sensationalism.


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 10:42:25 Reply

Good luck handling that shit, cause it hurts like a muthafucka


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 11:28:55 Reply

Congrats man. Enjoy it!

I'm married for over a year now, don't believe all that "your life will be over" bullshit.

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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 12:46:11 Reply

Leave right now, while you're still single.

I'm Getting Married Tomorrow!


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 12:49:35 Reply

pin her down and finger her cunt

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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 14:01:28 Reply

That's great you make me feel sick anyway so this will make you appear totally invisible.


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 14:04:09 Reply

Why is your penis green?

I'd get that checked out if I were you.


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 14:05:57 Reply

At 8/11/12 02:04 PM, Gagsy wrote: Why is your penis green?

I'd get that checked out if I were you.

gagsy its a secret us men have had for years

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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 15:19:27 Reply

How'd you plan out your wedding? I can't figure out how to do any of that wedding bullshit.

Congratulations though! I hope you married a girl that's not going to be a slut with anyone else but you.

Best wishes


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 15:37:19 Reply

Tarah, did you do the courthouse thing instead of a wedding ceremony?
That's what I'd rather do but I'd still want the pretty wedding dress.

At 8/11/12 10:30 AM, LiquidFire wrote:
At 8/11/12 06:45 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Congrats! Enjoy the ceremony, only happens once!
This isn't the 19th century. Silly Sensationalism.

Well I was gonna add "hopefully" but I didn't want to be depressing when he was talking about his special day. Plus I figured even if he did get married again, it wouldn't be the exact same experience.


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 15:59:53 Reply

At 8/11/12 03:37 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Tarah, did you do the courthouse thing instead of a wedding ceremony?
That's what I'd rather do but I'd still want the pretty wedding dress.

Yeah, we eloped so no one knows we're married. I got a simple wedding dress for it though. I don't really want to have a big wedding by my husband wants to but neither of us know how to plan one. Weddings are alot of money too.


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 16:09:33 Reply

At 8/11/12 03:59 PM, tarahloveshentai wrote:
At 8/11/12 03:37 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Tarah, did you do the courthouse thing instead of a wedding ceremony?
That's what I'd rather do but I'd still want the pretty wedding dress.
Yeah, we eloped so no one knows we're married. I got a simple wedding dress for it though. I don't really want to have a big wedding by my husband wants to but neither of us know how to plan one. Weddings are alot of money too.

That's cool.

I have a friend who is making a whole bunch of stuff for her wedding herself, even the cake-toppers and so that's cutting down on some of the cost. She's pretty creative but she's also pretty country so it's not the fanciest stuff ever, but does look pretty nice.

I used to think all the presents you get for your home and stuff were worth it, wedding gifts. But then I realized how expensive just music and photos would be let alone everything else and figured it was cheaper to have no wedding and buy what would be gifts yourself.

Planning it sounds stressful too, so good luck if you ever take on that task!


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 17:19:55 Reply

Marriage will ruin your life.


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Response to I'm Getting Married Tomorrow! 2012-08-11 17:32:12 Reply

so you're living in a country that allows Gay marriage
Nice.


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