Sorry boys, but as of tomorrow the flirting is officially OVER. Tomorrow I'll be a married man and it just ain't cool to be flirting with the wild dick like that anymore, is it? I might throw a flirtatious look or give a fun pat on the knee after a few margaritas, but it won't be going as far as sucking a bunch of you guys off in some skanky club bathroom. So if you want one last chance to get that dick wet, make it tonight.
Seriously though, I'm getting married tomorrow at 3pm (which is Sunday, 10am for you Amerifellows) and I'm damn excited. I thought this would be a far more interesting topic but now it looks like it's just turned into a "GIVE ME PRAISE, I'M GETTING MARRIED." thread.
here's a drawing of how I think the day will go down
was drawn with a laptop pad