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Slang in formality 2012-08-10 20:59:04

Okay, here's what you do: Take some slang phrases and convert them to proper, sophisticated english.

"Fuck that noise" -> "have sexual intercourse with sound waves"

Go.


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 21:02:37

Yo, wazzup, bitch? = 'Ello, my good man! How are you doing this on fine morn?


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 21:09:44

hey

hello

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 21:10:36

ni.gga please
Excuse me sir


Hi

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 21:12:13

Fuck you.
I say!


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 21:19:28

She is a bitch
She is a female dog

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 21:22:39

Slow your roll, biz.
Calm down lady.


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 21:30:30

Imma slap that nappy-headed ho! = I shall strike that ill-kempt courtesan!


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 21:54:24

motherfucker-Fornicator of mothers


Hi

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 22:02:08

Deez Nuts in you miz-ous. I would like for you to shut up ,before I place parts of my anatomy in your mouth.


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 22:06:06

"Raise the roof, bitchaaaz!" ==> "Effeminate canines, may I inquire upon you to elevate significantly the dome atop this establishment?"

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 22:11:42

"That kid has swag!"

That person looks like a complete idiot.


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 22:20:44

Bitch, pleeeease.

=

Don't even bother.


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 22:23:04

At 8/10/12 10:11 PM, Neoncrotch wrote: "That kid has swag!"

That person looks like a complete idiot.

I think I love you now.

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 22:32:07

"fasho man whas ha'tnin up in here"

greetings friends what activities are partaking here at this moment.

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-10 23:53:37

"Blow off steam" - vapour. "Chill out" - infrigidate. "Bent out of shape" - contorted.


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 01:42:40

cracka=asshole


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 01:46:54

I'mma cap yo ass, bitch! = I shall now shoot a metal projectile into your bum, canine of the female gender!


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 01:56:02

Go get me a fuckin' beer.

My good sir, would you spot me a cup of tea?


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 02:02:46

Woman, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich! = Dear maiden, would you kindly go into the room used for cooking and food preparation, and create a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them?

I just want to say THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER.

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 02:03:34

At 8/12/12 01:46 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote: I'mma cap yo ass, bitch! = I shall now shoot a metal projectile into your bum, canine of the female gender!

"Fuck the Police."

"Fornicate the Constables."


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 02:10:29

That shit is sick

I really think that thing is cool and also I'm a tool.


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 02:15:54

"dudes, I'm totally stoked to accept this Nobel peace prize"

Slang in formality.

Also, "excuse me, my good ni**a, the lady and i will start off with a bottle of your finest purple drank"


Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"? convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 02:20:00

This is basically that one meme of a portrait of a guy from pre-1800s (forgot his name) with ye olde translations.


This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 08:51:35

Down,now

I would like a spot of sex with you


Hi

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 08:55:59

At 8/12/12 02:03 AM, letiger wrote: "Fuck the Police."

"Fornicate the Constables."

The best so far.

And yeah, this is ultimately the same thing as the image macro, but it is a bit more entertaining to see what people can do without the aid of a picture to assist the joke.


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 09:31:23

filler text

Slang in formality


"lol what the fuck that's the best grammar nazi I've ever seen"-Sause, referring to me "learn to suck some good dick. itll come in handy." -Luis on living in San Francisco

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 12:19:31

Gimme
Please


Hi

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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 12:37:58

"What's good, n*gga?"
"How are you, my fellow African American gentleman?"


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Response to Slang in formality 2012-08-12 13:39:37

Have some coke

Have some sugar


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