Slang in formality

[Mumbo]

Okay, here's what you do: Take some slang phrases and convert them to proper, sophisticated english.

"Fuck that noise" -> "have sexual intercourse with sound waves"

Go.

[brokenrecord6299]

Yo, wazzup, bitch? = 'Ello, my good man! How are you doing this on fine morn?

[ClockworkSpace]

yo yo j-dawg in da houze

Greetings, Jeremy is present in this establishment.

[morcov]

hey

hello

[beardkiller]

ni.gga please
Excuse me sir

[sweet21]

Fuck you.
I say!

[Lionelion]

She is a bitch
She is a female dog

[DoctorStrongbad]

Slow your roll, biz.
Calm down lady.

[PandaSausage]

Imma slap that nappy-headed ho! = I shall strike that ill-kempt courtesan!

[beardkiller]

motherfucker-Fornicator of mothers

[DoctorStrongbad]

Deez Nuts in you miz-ous. I would like for you to shut up ,before I place parts of my anatomy in your mouth.

[e-lord]

fuck you

love you

[Archawn]

"Raise the roof, bitchaaaz!" ==> "Effeminate canines, may I inquire upon you to elevate significantly the dome atop this establishment?"

[Neoncrotch]

"That kid has swag!"

That person looks like a complete idiot.

[4761]

Bitch, pleeeease.

=

Don't even bother.

[o0-0o]

At 8/10/12 10:11 PM, Neoncrotch wrote: "That kid has swag!"

That person looks like a complete idiot.

I think I love you now.

[NonprominentArca]

"fasho man whas ha'tnin up in here"

greetings friends what activities are partaking here at this moment.

[satanbrain]

"Blow off steam" - vapour. "Chill out" - infrigidate. "Bent out of shape" - contorted.

[beardkiller]

cracka=asshole

[brokenrecord6299]

I'mma cap yo ass, bitch! = I shall now shoot a metal projectile into your bum, canine of the female gender!

[RyderOmega]

Go get me a fuckin' beer.

My good sir, would you spot me a cup of tea?

[brokenrecord6299]

Woman, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich! = Dear maiden, would you kindly go into the room used for cooking and food preparation, and create a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them?

I just want to say THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER.

[Letiger]

At 8/12/12 01:46 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote: I'mma cap yo ass, bitch! = I shall now shoot a metal projectile into your bum, canine of the female gender!

"Fuck the Police."

"Fornicate the Constables."

[Gagsy]

That shit is sick

I really think that thing is cool and also I'm a tool.

[BizzarroPMP]

"dudes, I'm totally stoked to accept this Nobel peace prize"

Slang in formality.

Also, "excuse me, my good ni**a, the lady and i will start off with a bottle of your finest purple drank"

[HipnikDragomir]

This is basically that one meme of a portrait of a guy from pre-1800s (forgot his name) with ye olde translations.

[beardkiller]

Down,now

I would like a spot of sex with you

[Landpaddle]

At 8/12/12 02:03 AM, letiger wrote: "Fuck the Police."

"Fornicate the Constables."

The best so far.

And yeah, this is ultimately the same thing as the image macro, but it is a bit more entertaining to see what people can do without the aid of a picture to assist the joke.

[homsarrunner3]

filler text

[beardkiller]

Gimme
Please