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Okay, here's what you do: Take some slang phrases and convert them to proper, sophisticated english.
"Fuck that noise" -> "have sexual intercourse with sound waves"
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Yo, wazzup, bitch? = 'Ello, my good man! How are you doing this on fine morn?
"Raise the roof, bitchaaaz!" ==> "Effeminate canines, may I inquire upon you to elevate significantly the dome atop this establishment?"
Don't even bother.
Even the most righteous, logically sound individuals are subject to poor reasoning skills and deluded mindsets.
"fasho man whas ha'tnin up in here"
greetings friends what activities are partaking here at this moment.
"Blow off steam" - vapour. "Chill out" - infrigidate. "Bent out of shape" - contorted.
(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה
I'mma cap yo ass, bitch! = I shall now shoot a metal projectile into your bum, canine of the female gender!
Go get me a fuckin' beer.
My good sir, would you spot me a cup of tea?
I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!
Woman, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich! = Dear maiden, would you kindly go into the room used for cooking and food preparation, and create a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them?
I just want to say THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER.
At 8/12/12 01:46 AM, brokenrecord6299 wrote: I'mma cap yo ass, bitch! = I shall now shoot a metal projectile into your bum, canine of the female gender!
"Fuck the Police."
"Fornicate the Constables."
That shit is sick
I really think that thing is cool and also I'm a tool.
"dudes, I'm totally stoked to accept this Nobel peace prize"
Slang in formality.
Also, "excuse me, my good ni**a, the lady and i will start off with a bottle of your finest purple drank"
Zeppelyn: Since when does the bladder control the "poo poo"?
convict357: Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens.
This is basically that one meme of a portrait of a guy from pre-1800s (forgot his name) with ye olde translations.
This is my signature. It is a nice signature.
At 8/12/12 02:03 AM, letiger wrote: "Fuck the Police."
"Fornicate the Constables."
The best so far.
And yeah, this is ultimately the same thing as the image macro, but it is a bit more entertaining to see what people can do without the aid of a picture to assist the joke.
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