At 8/10/12 04:32 AM, CockGobbler wrote:
At 8/10/12 04:15 AM, Cool-Points wrote:
you wanna see clunky? too bad, all i got's funky.This reads more like a rap, we're supposed to be dropping poems man, not spitting this crap.
foolin' around like a monkey, all the ladies call my hunky,
i'd throw down poems but i don't know 'em; i know that's kinda junky.
DoctorStrongbad travels through time like an ironclad badass,
he's so bad, he makes your DAD get mad, and fight your ass in the grass.
from selling silk in prague to tradin' rhinos for giraffes,
he's been all over time; he's even been in a 1636 Harvard class.
he's pillaged many a villager and raped many an ass.
hell, he even taught the cavemen how to pass gas
i don't doubt- Doc Strong's seen shit we just never have
and that's why he's the illest Time Minister: Doctor Strongbad.
Well, whatever, I like rap too, since you rapped at all of us I guess I'll rap at you.
Yeah it's C to the O to the C to the K, add a Gobbler on the end and you've got a gay!
Yeah I love to Gobble cocks all night and all day, I stand on the street corner saying "hey baby, coming my way?"
Bro you may have points but you sure ain't cool, your points are in your ability to be a tool.
Nah, just kidding, you're a pretty cool guy, I could see you walking around with a coat and tie
With a job offer, but then you go to it high. You snort a bump before anything you do, don't even lie.
But coke's awesome man, don't play the fool. You will earn some points from doing than then you'll really be cool.
See the wordplay there? Yeah I'm the wordplay king. I'm tired now though, how about I tap you back into the ring.
i've got a job offer for you gobbler, it's called my cock ;)
....that wasn't an attack, seriously, you make me hard as a rock. ;)
thanks man, it's no lie that i rock a suit and tie,
one time i really did try to apply for a job while high
but i was way too obvious; said they don't "hire my kind."
weed though, not coke. shit fucks with my mind.
i am also tired, it's about time for me to sleep.
i'll ring the bell for round 2, Apollo. "Ding, Ding."