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Minding my own business, when this really hot chick walks in.
I stare at her.
She's got huge tits.
I get all hard.
She looks at me.
A few minutes of talking she takes me to her house.
We go into the bathroom (I would assume she likes fucking there)
She takes me into the bathtub.
She's all wet.
She starts grinding all over me.
I'm really horny by now.
She brings me closer to her crotch area and she rubs her crotch on me.
I reach out to grab her tits.
I have no arms.
I'm a bar of soap.
Because of stories like this first thing I always do is look at last line.
WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MEEEE
At 8/9/12 04:40 AM, Halberd wrote: I want to be Ellen Page's bar of soap.
you can at least alter greentext stories before reposting them mang
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At 8/9/12 02:10 PM, Wunderbar wrote: you can at least alter greentext stories before reposting them mang
Sometimes I do.