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Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15

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Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-08 19:18:13

I had a best friend at the time.
He was an arrogant douche though.
That douche was billie.

One day we went to the mall hang out, try to steal shit, etc.
And so we meet 3 girls.
One hot.
One fat.
One hot.
Start talking to them and suddenly fat girl has to leave.
"Fuck yeah" we thought.

Problem was, we both liked jean, hot girl number two.
We got her number, and I stayed friends with her for an year.
My friend admits he likes her and asks her out, only to be rejected since she loves, so she said.
He gets mad.
She tells him she's pregnant with my kid.
He comes over to my house, mad as fuck, and demands an explanation.
I tell him
Billie jean is not my lover.
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one.
But the kid is not my son.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-08 19:21:56

I beg to differ.

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-08 19:22:19

Things like this never happen to me...


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-08 19:22:42

ugh


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-08 19:23:09

wheres the spaghetti

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-08 19:23:45

Be careful with what you do, and don't be breaking young girl's hearts.


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-08 19:28:54

you are making a michael jackson reference.
i have ruined the joke.
what do, bitch. what do.

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 00:06:50

good shit


if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 00:26:38

Seems legit

sike

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 10:09:49

At 8/9/12 12:26 AM, DancingTomato wrote: Seems legit

sike

True story.


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 10:19:08

At 8/9/12 10:09 AM, Slint wrote:
At 8/9/12 12:26 AM, DancingTomato wrote: Seems legit

sike
True story.

I believe you man. The same thing happened to me today. Shit was to cash.


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 10:24:51

Okay???


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 10:33:47

Awesome


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 10:43:02

So instead of Bel Air-ing there's Billie Jean-ing now?


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 10:49:49

She's just a girl who CLAIMS that I am the one.


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 10:53:08

wow!

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 11:20:26

That was an awful lot of work for such a lame punchline.


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 13:33:25

that's when i opened the door
got on the floor
everybody did the dinosaur


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 2012-08-09 13:54:23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75sx7U6dAB4


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