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I had a best friend at the time.
He was an arrogant douche though.
That douche was billie.
One day we went to the mall hang out, try to steal shit, etc.
And so we meet 3 girls.
Start talking to them and suddenly fat girl has to leave.
"Fuck yeah" we thought.
Problem was, we both liked jean, hot girl number two.
We got her number, and I stayed friends with her for an year.
My friend admits he likes her and asks her out, only to be rejected since she loves, so she said.
He gets mad.
She tells him she's pregnant with my kid.
He comes over to my house, mad as fuck, and demands an explanation.
I tell him
Billie jean is not my lover.
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one.
But the kid is not my son.
Things like this never happen to me...
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Be careful with what you do, and don't be breaking young girl's hearts.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
you are making a michael jackson reference.
i have ruined the joke.
what do, bitch. what do.
if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!
At 8/9/12 12:26 AM, DancingTomato wrote: Seems legitsike
At 8/9/12 10:09 AM, Slint wrote:At 8/9/12 12:26 AM, DancingTomato wrote: Seems legitTrue story.sike
I believe you man. The same thing happened to me today. Shit was to cash.
She's just a girl who CLAIMS that I am the one.
that's when i opened the door
got on the floor
everybody did the dinosaur
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