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Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 07:18 PM Reply

I had a best friend at the time.
He was an arrogant douche though.
That douche was billie.

One day we went to the mall hang out, try to steal shit, etc.
And so we meet 3 girls.
One hot.
One fat.
One hot.
Start talking to them and suddenly fat girl has to leave.
"Fuck yeah" we thought.

Problem was, we both liked jean, hot girl number two.
We got her number, and I stayed friends with her for an year.
My friend admits he likes her and asks her out, only to be rejected since she loves, so she said.
He gets mad.
She tells him she's pregnant with my kid.
He comes over to my house, mad as fuck, and demands an explanation.
I tell him
Billie jean is not my lover.
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one.
But the kid is not my son.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 07:22 PM Reply

Things like this never happen to me...


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 07:22 PM Reply

ugh


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 07:23 PM Reply

wheres the spaghetti

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 07:23 PM Reply

Be careful with what you do, and don't be breaking young girl's hearts.


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 07:28 PM Reply

you are making a michael jackson reference.
i have ruined the joke.
what do, bitch. what do.

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 12:06 AM Reply

good shit


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 12:26 AM Reply

Seems legit

sike

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 10:09 AM Reply

At 8/9/12 12:26 AM, DancingTomato wrote: Seems legit

sike

True story.


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You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 10:19 AM Reply

At 8/9/12 10:09 AM, Slint wrote:
At 8/9/12 12:26 AM, DancingTomato wrote: Seems legit

sike
True story.

I believe you man. The same thing happened to me today. Shit was to cash.

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 10:24 AM Reply

Okay???


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 10:33 AM Reply

Awesome


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 10:43 AM Reply

So instead of Bel Air-ing there's Billie Jean-ing now?


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 10:49 AM Reply

She's just a girl who CLAIMS that I am the one.


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 10:53 AM Reply

wow!

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 11:20 AM Reply

That was an awful lot of work for such a lame punchline.


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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 01:26 PM Reply

These people might not believe you but I do.

I swear.

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Response to Fucked Up Story Of When I Was 15 Aug. 9th, 2012 @ 01:33 PM Reply

that's when i opened the door
got on the floor
everybody did the dinosaur


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