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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 12:28 PM Reply

Oh shit

This is real?

Jesus


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 12:29 PM Reply

Theonion is a very trustworthy website.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 12:29 PM Reply

Fuck.

Wait, it's the Onion nevermind. Fuck you, Twitter.

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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 12:30 PM Reply

inb4 people actually believe this shit.

The Onion, lawl.

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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 12:31 PM Reply

At 8/8/12 12:30 PM, homsarrunner3 wrote: inb4 people actually believe this shit.

The Onion, lawl.

I really believed it for a second


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 12:56 PM Reply

At 8/8/12 12:29 PM, Fluttershy wrote: Fuck.

Wait, it's the Onion nevermind. Fuck you, Twitter.

are you saying that you seriously did not know that the onion was a joke site

you are
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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 12:58 PM Reply

At 8/8/12 12:29 PM, Fluttershy wrote: Fuck.

Wait, it's the Onion nevermind. Fuck you, Twitter.

PSP r reetardd.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 01:30 PM Reply

I'm curious as to how many people actually believed this.....


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 01:33 PM Reply

I believed you until I saw the url "theonion.com". I fucking love that paper.
Judging by most of the responses in the thread, nobody here knows to only believe the exact opposite of what the onion says.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 01:35 PM Reply

At 8/8/12 01:33 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Judging by most of the responses in the thread, nobody here knows to only believe the exact opposite of what the onion says.

You mean besides everybody? Pretty much everyone who posted knows this isn't real.

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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 01:36 PM Reply

At 8/8/12 01:35 PM, OwnageGiy221 wrote:
At 8/8/12 01:33 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Judging by most of the responses in the thread, nobody here knows to only believe the exact opposite of what the onion says.
You mean besides everybody? Pretty much everyone who posted knows this isn't real.

I have never heard of that website until now


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 02:07 PM Reply

Clearly Mr. Phelps was lulled into a slumber mid-backstroke upon the realization of just how boring swimming is to watch. He is survived by his spandex hat.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 02:10 PM Reply

I actually heard of the onion when I was 9. They had an article about how solid snake was held captive and is being tortured by a 14 year old.

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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 02:27 PM Reply

Phelps drowning?

Does not compute.

Seriously, the only way he would drown in an Olympic pool is if he were knocked out by an angry person, or held underwater by an angry mob.

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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 02:27 PM Reply

Michael Phelps is still alive.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 8th, 2012 @ 02:28 PM Reply

Go to a reliable news site next time.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 12:41 AM Reply

Brian Griffin: You stole that from The Onion.

Fluttershy: What?

Th-e: You stole that-- I-I read that in The Onion, about the Olympics in London.

Fluttershy: Well if that's true then I'd say they've got some sharp cookies over at the, uh-- wh-wh-wh-what is it again? The Onion?

Th-e: So if I go up to your profile right now, I'm not gonna find a link to The Onion, right?

Fluttershy: No.

[Th-e pushes his chair back pretending to get up to leave and Fluttershy makes a dash for his profile (thinking Th-e is going for The Onion), but trips over his dinner and falls to the floor]

Fluttershy: [From the floor, off-screen] Ow! Dammit!

Th-e: That's what I thought.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 12:43 AM Reply

At 8/8/12 12:29 PM, Fluttershy wrote: Fuck.

Wait, it's the Onion nevermind. Fuck you, Twitter.

Pffftahahahah! You linked us a news article without actually looking at the dame website?

priceless

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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 01:35 AM Reply

Michael Phelps has too many medals to drown. Go USA.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 01:39 AM Reply

He chose his fate Long before it was made into action.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 01:40 AM Reply

Lol Phish can't drown


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 02:13 AM Reply

If this were real and I wasn't in such a depressed mood, I would have laughed so hard at this.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 02:21 AM Reply

The Onion. False alarm...but funny though. Plus Michael Phelps is a professional swimmer, so that would be impossible.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 02:21 AM Reply

Team USA needs Michael Phelps to win more medal in four more years.


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 02:23 AM Reply

black men bomb white people. black men government said "it the best 'decizin' to take dawg. fuck whitey!" said the head of black men. white people are doomed now, and we'll be expecting our 401K.

i found this on the CNN website. they played a bunch of emotionally manipulative i mean moving music that touchd my heart and made me believe in anything they say or else i hate puppies


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 02:30 AM Reply

i like how it says the article was written 5 days ago and i haven't heard anything about it since then.

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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 02:43 AM Reply

May he rest in peace. He Will Be Miss


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Response to Michael Phelps drowns. Aug. 10th, 2012 @ 02:54 AM Reply

At 8/8/12 12:56 PM, Yert wrote: are you saying that you seriously did not know that the onion was a joke site

fucking chewbacca gave it away I thought


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