Officials for the London games just announced he died on his last run. I wish his family the best of luck.
Theonion is a very trustworthy website.
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Fuck.
Wait, it's the Onion nevermind. Fuck you, Twitter.
inb4 people actually believe this shit.
The Onion, lawl.
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At 8/8/12 12:30 PM, homsarrunner3 wrote: inb4 people actually believe this shit.
The Onion, lawl.
I really believed it for a second
At 8/8/12 12:29 PM, Fluttershy wrote: Fuck.
Wait, it's the Onion nevermind. Fuck you, Twitter.
are you saying that you seriously did not know that the onion was a joke site
you are
SO
fucking
retarded
At 8/8/12 12:29 PM, Fluttershy wrote: Fuck.
Wait, it's the Onion nevermind. Fuck you, Twitter.
PSP r reetardd.
I'm curious as to how many people actually believed this.....
I believed you until I saw the url "theonion.com". I fucking love that paper.
Judging by most of the responses in the thread, nobody here knows to only believe the exact opposite of what the onion says.
At 8/8/12 01:33 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Judging by most of the responses in the thread, nobody here knows to only believe the exact opposite of what the onion says.
You mean besides everybody? Pretty much everyone who posted knows this isn't real.
At 8/8/12 01:35 PM, OwnageGiy221 wrote:At 8/8/12 01:33 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Judging by most of the responses in the thread, nobody here knows to only believe the exact opposite of what the onion says.You mean besides everybody? Pretty much everyone who posted knows this isn't real.
I have never heard of that website until now
Clearly Mr. Phelps was lulled into a slumber mid-backstroke upon the realization of just how boring swimming is to watch. He is survived by his spandex hat.
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I actually heard of the onion when I was 9. They had an article about how solid snake was held captive and is being tortured by a 14 year old.
Lulz
Phelps drowning?
Does not compute.
Seriously, the only way he would drown in an Olympic pool is if he were knocked out by an angry person, or held underwater by an angry mob.
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Brian Griffin: You stole that from The Onion.
Fluttershy: What?
Th-e: You stole that-- I-I read that in The Onion, about the Olympics in London.
Fluttershy: Well if that's true then I'd say they've got some sharp cookies over at the, uh-- wh-wh-wh-what is it again? The Onion?
Th-e: So if I go up to your profile right now, I'm not gonna find a link to The Onion, right?
Fluttershy: No.
[Th-e pushes his chair back pretending to get up to leave and Fluttershy makes a dash for his profile (thinking Th-e is going for The Onion), but trips over his dinner and falls to the floor]
Fluttershy: [From the floor, off-screen] Ow! Dammit!
Th-e: That's what I thought.
Feel no mercy for me. It will only cause you to suffer as well.
At 8/8/12 12:29 PM, Fluttershy wrote: Fuck.
Wait, it's the Onion nevermind. Fuck you, Twitter.
Pffftahahahah! You linked us a news article without actually looking at the dame website?
priceless
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I'm that lazy bastard who doesn't bother to take down his damn Christmas lights. I still have the fucking kriss-kringle hats from last year!
Michael Phelps has too many medals to drown. Go USA.
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If this were real and I wasn't in such a depressed mood, I would have laughed so hard at this.
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The Onion. False alarm...but funny though. Plus Michael Phelps is a professional swimmer, so that would be impossible.
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Team USA needs Michael Phelps to win more medal in four more years.
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black men bomb white people. black men government said "it the best 'decizin' to take dawg. fuck whitey!" said the head of black men. white people are doomed now, and we'll be expecting our 401K.
i found this on the CNN website. they played a bunch of emotionally manipulative i mean moving music that touchd my heart and made me believe in anything they say or else i hate puppies
flank, the dog
i like how it says the article was written 5 days ago and i haven't heard anything about it since then.
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At 8/8/12 12:56 PM, Yert wrote: are you saying that you seriously did not know that the onion was a joke site
fucking chewbacca gave it away I thought
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